COME WATCH SOME SHIT WITH US AND SHIT AT ANKHSTREAM DOTT COMM
DICK PENIS
penis dick
bampo
Why don't you own a gun /b/?
Also general gun thread.
But I do
/k/
>>694919808
Brazil don't allow civilians use guns. Only cops and thugs.
>>694919808
Too poor, but I want this thing, an H&K G11:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E_didDgUjn0
Shit's sexy as fuck.
Because I'll never need one and I don't have a micro dick
Pics you weren't supposed to share pt2
more of this please
Ex gf
Failure drawthread Mkgodknowswhat
durst
You should all kill yourselves.
>second
>3 ips
wew
/r/ loli butts
>>694937820
/r/ swimsuits
New Waifu claiming thread.
Previous:
>>694944698
Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per anon
>No stealing
>no rolling
>No sexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind
>Discussion is welcomed
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claimed
>>694948363
>
Why the fuck is it so damn early
Also claiming
>>694948363
Coco claimed
>>694948284
Beats me what happens to my body after my death,so go ahead.
>>694948290
Thanks I guess.
>>694948416
Well, sorry.Then keep your clean hands off her.
Is this how Trotsky felt?
fb fap thread mkIII
>>694953199
got more of left
>>694953199
>>694953512
god she makes me so hard
Anyone still interested in my mom
Shannon on display here, 18 and already a master at sucking cock - love seeing her used as a cumrag
>>694953715
yes
Got a teenage girl sleeping at property tonight. No relation - friend of friend of family.
Low room security, no door.
Once she goes to sleep, I want to grope her little tits and maybe get pics. Will post anything I get (pics or vids) here.
Need to know if this will wake her up.
Any advice?
>>694945734
do you have any experience with this? because as far as I know, you're idealizing it. the breasts are very sensitive, the nipples extremely so. unless the girl is very drunk asleep, she will wake up. don't.
Talk to her you dumb fuck, stop being a disgusting lazy ass faggot. Do it the right way, wouldn't u rather stuff your cock into her love pocket?
just send the pic we will suggest according to her position
Have any pics of her? Other than those you plan to take.
>>694945734
You're a retard. Wouldn't you wake up if someone was groping you at night?
Anyone here visited an escort ? How did it go ?
I called her, got her address, drove to the address, fucked her, paid her and then left.
She came to my hotel. She showered, layed next to me. Small talk, then she started sucking my dick. Had trouble getting hard at first. After I relaxed all was better.
Ended up fucking for about 20min? She was really tight I was surprised.
>>694924154
I opened the door, got in, started it, and drove off. Escort was meh, but got from a to b.
I called her, gave her my address, waited for her to arrive,fucked her,paid her she left
Drove to a brothel, picked one, paid, fucked her
Porn!
bumping for rape and death porn
Let's start a YLYL thread
>>694933947
Dubs and OP kills himself
>>694934154
Roll
>>694934154
Rollin
>>694934154
roll
Pokémon GO stories.
>Downloaded the game
>walk indoors for 10 minutes trying it out.
>this is prettygood.jpg
>Decides to check up a Pokéstop outside, its a library.
>wow cool.
>walk up to the library and see qt3.14 she is playing to.
>She is this nerdy, blonde, incredible cute girl
>tell me she just caught zubat.
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>get girlfriend
>go to /b/
Pick one
>>694940802
I've been going out to play pokemon go past midnight because i'm scared to see other people during the day :)
My day was fine. Worked my job. Went to the gym to lift. Swam in my pool for a bit. Made love to my wife. Had a beer. Thanks for asking though, OP.
>>694941201
hehe, are you not scares for getting mugged?
Go get some friends you fucking loser and grow up. Pokemons for kids
Hunger Games thread. First 36 get in.
Donald
Get outta my fuckin Swamp
grafix cat
Ronald McSmooth
leafy
This appears on my facebook. Had to start a fb thread.
>>694936513
for a basic white bitch?
>>694936936
Basic don't matter when I'm imagining slamming that pussy.
>>694937141
you must be used to imagining pussy, thats probably the closest you've got to one
>>694937553
Fuck wrong pic
>>694941231
kek
GF not wife but meh
>>694940894
Pls stop
>>694941377
>>694940894
gross.
>>694940894
Cuck
God tier Wallpapers
Bump
>>694945908
I DONT FUCKING LIKE how the reflection is fucking wrong fuck man
Dubs will die in their sleep tonight
Bring it on fagget.
>>694935360
just never sleep again, problem solved
I sure hope so. Trips or better takes OP with me.
Finally.
petite homo
lets go to the beach
l'petite faggo
>>694938761
There's sand in the shower. I'm at the beach.
>>694938809
I hate even voluntary fun.
go have fun you dork
>>694938933
>>694938933
If sand and moisture is qualification for a beach, then Katia's sand-filled vagina is a beach.
No, you're being shit.
You're not at the beach, you're on a vacation near a beach.
Russian Roulette thread >dubs get banned for a week >trips gets banned for two >quads gets banned for a month >quints gets permabanned
>>694935761
rollin'
Rolling, come on guys don't be such pussies, lets do this
>>694935761
quints get
rolling 1
rolling 2
Deutscher Faden
Fragen :
> Wer bist ihr ?
> nenne einen Gedanken, den du niemals aussprechen würdest
>
Heil Hitler
>>694926244
Es war wieder einer dieser Tage, an dem ein hart arbeitender Türke seinen spätschicht antreten musste. Was der gute man, der sich in einem ortlichen Kaffee etwas zu essen kaufen wollte übersehen hat, war eine bande randalierender junger Männer mit schütterem Haar, Lederjacken und schwarzen springerstiefeln. Thorsten, so nannten die alkoholisierten Männer anscheinend ihren Anführer, hatte den schwer schuftenden Yildirim im Visier, als der ihnen einen schönen Tag wünschte. Erschöpft von seiner spätschicht...
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Für Volk und Vaterland zu töten oder zu sterben, ist nicht jedermanns Sache. Seit der Aussetzung der Wehrpflicht und damit dem Ende des kontinuierlichen Zugangs neuer Rekruten – von denen immer einige als Zeit- oder Berufssoldaten dem »Bund« erhalten blieben – tut sich die Bundeswehr bei der Nachwuchswerbung schwer. Sie muss nun auf dem freien Markt mit anderen um die besten Nachwuchskräfte konkurrieren und zieht dabei häufig den Kürzeren.
Auch Werbekampagnen, Imagefilme und Rekrutierungsveranstaltungen in Arbeitsagenturen, Schulen und anderen Bildungseinrichtungen...
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>>694926130
Süß!
Post your nerd girls.
MOAR!!!!
For the love of God more!
>>694930040