Need stoner help /b/
I'm an experienced toker I guess, been vheifing since 15-16 and I'm now 18.
Made some new buddies today and got invited to a smoke sesh. I hit the bong maybe 5-6 times, I know its good shit so I expect what I would say a 7-8/10 high.
>I start hearing noises like a car horn over an over
>body feels disconnected from my mind
>extreme rush , trying my best not to pass out
Fast forward 10min I'm on my way to work
I come to a red light and I feel like all of the other drivers are looking at me, and I look around and all the cars are speeding past in large droves, it flips me out.
>everything looks cartoon-ish
>I literally start crying because I'm scared of all the other cars.
What the fuck did I smoke guys?
Probably bath salts.
sounds like the weed was laced with something. i been a stoner for 17 years now and i've never experienced this.
>>674708229
I had perception of what was around me and was aware I was driving tho.
just weed man , sometimes shit like that happens , even when you smoke for a long time.
One time me and my brother in law maked us some pancakes. The special kind of one.
We both smoke for over ten years. He ate 3pancakes and 2hours later he a bit sick , fainted and just needed a couch.
Want her nudes/vids? I'll kik them to you if I can watch you jack off. Post kik if cool with that.
Same slut
Preferably big cut cocks
Her ass
>>674709161
>Dat ass
habbo com/hotel
steakhouse rp run time friends, we want steak and we want it now
+1
>>674709049
Remember, dress up in your 4chan outfit!
sleep cum anyone?
Pepe is related?
Glorious
>>674707734
used to fuck my ex in the ass while she slept (and yes she'd sleep through it). Can't recall how many times I did exactly but damn did it make me cum buckets.
pic related
>>674708444
moar
Ask a guy working the petsmart hotel nightshift anything
>inb4 do i fuck them
>>674708271
.,..Do you?
>>674708362
not the dogs, no
Do you fu...
Never mind.
>>674708271
Where did you go wrong in life?
>not having a qt trap gf
What are you, gay?
>>674707793
I have a BBW girlfriend, she's nearly twice my weight. Wouldn't trade her for the world.
Your move.
>>674707793
that's an actual female, faggot
Not a trap. Post traps.
>>674707793
that's danielle sharp...
/b/russian roulette time for whoever the fucks on at this hour, nightowls/earlybirds
posts ending in 7 have to post timestamped pic of something random
last thread was gold full of deliveries
take a spin you fucking niggers
>>674708302
fuck
Expecting fuck and all to happen here :\
ayy
well....
Kek pics bread pt. 5, dumping if you're bumping
Alrights /b/ro's gimmie your maximum edge
Whrrrrrr..
I am the one who knocks.
>>674707810
You are a gift to this world.
>>674706272
Soid ios
ITT: POST YOUR SECRETS
I found out OP is a faggot
I used to diddle my two little female cousins and i had sex with my uncle a few times. Nothing was ever non-consensual, and none of us talk about it anymore. As far as I know, none of them have said a thing about any of it.
>>674707674
everyone knows. there are 1000000s of videos of me fucking your dad
Freeza is actually kind of sexy
I know you'll do a great job tomorrow.
>>674708423
Whoooooooooooooooore.
I won't.
Dom, you're not supposed to question Kaybe. You're supposed to just let him be Kaybe.
roll 7 and tell me what type of pic :)
why does that bitch only have four toes
>>674706352
Sharpie in the pooper
>>674706483
looks shopped as fuck.
>>674706352
tits
Pooch thread? Pooch thread.
My boxer Griff and Pit terrier Sissy.
Prefer them over any human I currently know
>>674707751
Sissy bump
>>674707751
And Griffy bump
>>674707751
C'mon guys lemme see Dem doges
Pretty cute, OP.
Here's my rott/gsd mix.
>>674707537
I wouldnt. I have higher standards. She isnt in my league
>>674707537
Anally...
She has the nerdy sexy look!! Big tits too..post more
>>674707537
need to see here tits to tell
post tits OP
Hello /b/
Most of my life i watched normal porn, then i got into real hardcore anal, after that i started to watch some gay porn.
I switch between gay and regular porn.
Could i have like a gay fetish, or am I really gay?
I also never had sex.
Help me out here
Pic kinda related
>>674704913
Yo that's a nice fucking ass right there
Absolutely degenerate
>>674704913
Im also like that OP. I like seeing black guys get fucked, shemales too but i never had sex with any of them
>>674704913
Are you me? Other than the fact ive had sex with girls multiple times.. Spot on. I dont ever fantasize about gay sex i just like to watch gay porn sometimes, its like a taboo thing almost
>be me
>be 16
>in high school
>wake up hating my life(pretty much every morning)
>go into office at school after early class
>sit in corner crying
>Stacey and friends walk by
>not even care
>push her
>friends and her run
>start epic REEEEE
>people in room scared
>only adult in room confronts
>chase her away with REEEEE war cry
>room evacuated
>proceed to destroy everything in room
>take clothes off
>squat and shit in hand
>throw it at teacher that walked in to see what the commotion was
>start mental breakdown
>REEEEE and sobbing hysterically
>cops show up and surround building
>one girl who isn't Stacey comes into room
>not good relationship with her but whatevs
>tries to talk me down
>grab chair in rage and hit her
>she is knocked out
>run outside
>don't want to live anymore
>charge at cops with chair
RRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE.JPEG
>get shot
>spend 2 weeks in psych ward
>recover from getting shot
>placed in mental asylum for almost a year
show bullet wounds faggot
i bet this is real, this is just autistic enough to be plausible
That is the most believable story I have ever heard.
>>674707657
This
Want Erin naked and her fb? Dubs decides
Yes?
>>674706846
Do do do do do dododo do dodo do do dum
>>674706704
yes naked meh facebook
suicide note thread
/b why do people believe in a fake god?
He does nothing and people say he's great and strong.
>>674705376
people dont always act rationally. are you suprised?
>>674706708
/thread
Who says hes fake? How do we know you're right op?
>>674705376
Idk maybe we have fear to failure and need something to blame for our fears
