Waifu claiming thread.
>Smug of smug
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>insult other waifus
>naps are NOT a good idea
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!
Shinoa claimed
Akiko claim
>>680683039
claimed!!!
Kyouko claimed.
ITT poorly describe a game or a movie and other anons try to guess it
game:
>gurl is kill
>"it was anon"
>no
>sneak and kill dudes
>stones are fucking magical
movie:
>guy makes crimes
>said guy will be hanged
>rope is kill and dudes escape
>shit is cash
cmon guise
>>680672525
dishonored
>>680673898
win
>you die, a lot
COCK TRIBUTE THREAD:!
Post pictures to get COCK Tributed (COCKED on) and do some requests yourself. Everyone contribute for a good thread.
PIC RELATED - I will fulfill a few requests so post the pics you want COCKED on.
just cock her so we know you're legit
>>680679090
>>680679432
agreed
>>680679432
Not op but it's friday
Cock her please. Maybe cum tribute if possible.
Fap Thread. ITT post girl you've fapped to.
>>680679535
Your move
>>680679754
I love those nips. More?
I DON'T SEE A RISK THREAD
WHO'S READY TO WAGE WAR
Rules in the .png
[nation name]
[nation color]
[starting area]
>>680671556
Kingdom of Shinigami
Dark
Washington
>King of Purgatory and all Shinigami
bump
Why don't you create a faction, OP?
>>680672516
made a different thread
>>680672320
>>680671556
Pink
The Wadish Empire
Washington
man takes a shit on the quran
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=60a_1347959629
What the fuck is this, I get you dont like my religion and that but shitting on a Quran is perhaps the worst offence you can give to islam and illegal in practically every country in the world (inb4 the US- the government did everything it can to stop PAstor Terry Jones, in the end stopping him for a busted tail light)
The fact is this enrages the middle east and puts your western troops in danger from rioting and that mans life in danger
For all your hatred of islam is such an act acceptable? Especially given the risks?
>>680675465
fuck off goat fucker
>>680675465
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>>680675613
No fuck you pigfucker
Faces of /b/, also rate yourself.
7/10
r8 be gentle
6/10
>>680672283
chav/10
>>680672068
Fuck I'm not gay man but...
10/10
what's the gayest you've gayed?
>>680662594
double
>>680662594
Getting jizzed in my ass by a 9 inch cock
let an older guy drive me home form school once.
then we 69ed until we both came before my mom got home from work. Completley random. only gay encounter. had a gf at the time
>>680662885
same here but from a smaller cock
also i sold my asshole for 50$
not worth the bleeding and getting hiv check cause of some idiot
Anime feet thread go
Bonus points for chocolate feet
No loli thread? Let's fix that.
I want to have sex with Mari.
>>680670630
Same, I would kill someone to fuck her
s/fur friday
the ride never ends
Yay more faps!^^
Waifu claiming thread
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>naps are bad
>insult other waifus
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>discuss stuff
>showers are also bad
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!
>>680676869
If /d/ was /d/ickgirls and everybody else was in a different board they wouldn't have the population to sustain themselves.
Best type moon claimed
2 threads!? Golly gee!
Wonder if the furry poster will calm down and not spam porn here?
hey /b/, post ur gf
bumping for interest
>>680666027
moar?
Please dear God someone give me a source or names, PLEASE. Also, Trap thread.
Bamf
Wtf is bamf, bump in Icelandic?
Oh dear God, page 4 already? Let's go people!
>>680659736
/2201D32
u know where
Celeb thread? Ashleybro here.
>>680667611
underrated, i'm a fan
>>680667712
She makes me diamonds
Ask the fuhrer
Ja wohl
>>680670767
Will my waifu ever be real?
>>680670767
Is Trump going to be elected ?
Mein Fuhrer, will I be priveledge enough to see the coming of the fourth Reich through your reincarnation in my lifetime?
Post the most random GIF's you got /b/
Which fictional character would be the best at sex?
God
>>680662848
>god
>fictional
>>680663005
fucking destroyed that retarded athiest
>>680662716
Dammit OP I had to find more of that girl and now I see she only does nude pics and has like one video that's a 9 second blowjob, fuckinay.
Post the story of your life until now and rate it on a scale from 1 to 10 where 10 is perfect and 1 is "I want a new one".
Rate 0 if deciding whether or not to kill yourself.
I'll start:
>raised to give everyone a second chance and be nice
>elementary is shit, teachers opressing children and being dicks
>start rebellion with whole school
>ignore teacher bullshit but try to keep up with intelligence
>is hard, but together we are strong
>last grade of elementary, noone really uses any harsh language and people are nice to eachother 24/7
>worst insult is idiot at that time
>suddenly middleschool
>everyone there is huge into swearing and I need time to even understand what all the new swear word mean
>everyone hates me, my old friends I went to the new school with turn on me and start punching me and shit
>my old jokes don't work, yelling "banana" for no reason at all isn't funny anymore
>fuck
>get roasted day after day
>be depress
>decide to not kill myself, but to change
>start applying fist to face of old friends when they attack me
>become nemesises
>nemesis no1 decides to break up bromance with nemesis no2
>nemesis no2 becomes huge jerk to everyone
>am still outsider, although people stopped hating me
>one day at soccer match with class
>am allowed to join finally
>nemesis no2 catches ball in air and prevents us from playing
>I walk up to him
>take ball with force
>walk away, silence is extreme in this one
>people stare at me with mouths wide open
>nemesis no2 charges at me and slaps me from behind
>notveryeffective.gif
>I do a punching
>people happy
>am appreciated from that day
>life becomes more normal
>find friends and integrate into society
>got friends with nemesis no1
>he is sorry, gud
>nemesis no2 is now nemesis
>we get new english teacher who is really "direct"
>I can take it, other people get hugely triggered
>especially nemesis
...
continuation
>nemesis sends an e-mail to teacher that states that every single person in class hates the new teacher, including the other teachers, and that we want her gone
>huge lie
>headteacher buys it and kicks her out for being an asshole
>she is crying heavily
>everyone hates nemesis who is now entitled dick
>people hate him so hard that he moves
>now only have friends and no enemies at school
>feelsgoodman
>classes get mixed and I end up with new people
>new guy appears and we instantly become friends
>hang out together in a gang with a few other kids all the time
>omega-ultra-friendship of doom
>we start insulting eachother for fun because new guy has a habit of heavy swearing
>at first it's innocent but it turns into us bullying a member of the squad at random without a thought
>don't realize how shitty until it's me
>I get depressive
>think of old times when nemesises were still dickbutting at school
>decide to send him a message over steam
>literally write "I'm breaking up, bye"
>he thinks it's a joke
>I block him
>in school he and the squad put heavy pressure on me for doing that
>telling me there is no reason for me stopping the friendships and that I'm a fucktard
>nearly convince me to return to them even though theyre shits
>does not
>soon new kid leaves school because bad grades
>until then the whole squad is constantly roasting me
>he's gone
>mood in class goes up
>people start being nice to eachother
>I knew it all along
>squad is sorry
>I am sorry
>they still have contact with new guy but I don't have to put up with bullshit anymore
>soon we have become best bros
>whole class is great and everyone is having fun together
>school was not a faggot
>suddenly new chicks with fake faces and too much makeup
>throw garbage on floor and send sex messages to teachers using faked numbers from teacher's friends
>teacher gets depression even though she is normally in a great mood
>suddenly new chicks break window and retarded kid nearly falls out
...
>be idiot
>do nothing with life
>do this for 20 years
0/10
continuation no 2
>after retarded kids near-death-experience new chicks get kicked out of school
>probably hookers by now I don't care they deserve it for being huge assholes to everyone
>formerly really awesome and nice teacher is now emotionless strict black hole for rest of school
>awshitman
>start developing feelings for that other girl
>she was always there but I never really got to know her
>suddenly get placed right next to her in a class
>takes time until we start actually talking because we were both not interested in conversation that much
>she is literally cuter than kittens on the internet
>this is where the feeling starts
>wanted to tell her one day
>never got the chance
>got seperated at new school year
>still in one class, but really far away from eachother
>don't think she cares
>one day ask the teacher to seat me next to her the following year
>squad is staring at me
>fuckĀ²
>it turns out they already smelled the ham and knew
>they shut up about it
>true bros
>I get seated in front of her
>good enough
>she is the one that starts talking to me
>she's a 7/10 from the looks
>but for me she's a 10/10 shut up 4chan
>high school is combined with middleschool here in germany, am near end of it
>basically time is running out for me and her
>hope is strong
>this is where I am today
I'd rate my life 8/10
I'm having fun with what it is.
>>680634110
Same here
Cuties with little chubby bellies
>>680673152
Very nice.
