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>>674502229
Survivor thread first 19 get in,
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pictures must be 90x90
Dont be a faggot
Survivor fiji brantsteele simulator
GET IN HER BROS
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/b/, I believe I am about to be caught for cheating on an exam that I just took. Why did I cheat? Because I'm a lazy fuck and I wanted to artificially increase my grade by making it seem like I know more than I do, duh.
Anyway, evidently the university's online web portal is capable of detecting if the text submitted was imported from somewhere else (hard to describe, I wasn't plagiarizing but the text was coming from a link associated with Google). So after I submitted my exam I see a mile long of html code preceding each of my answers (in other words, fuck my life). The professor will know right away something is not right.
I need advice. If you were a stupid fuck like me, do you think it's more wise to face the professor on my own and come clean if prompted, almost guaranteeing she will prescribe an F for the course and followup with the Academic Integrity Board (a mix of current students and professors). OR, should I withdraw from the course tonight and hope that further action will not be taken because I would have already withdrawn. Is it possible for action to be taken AFTER I withdraw?
Tell me how fucked I am /b/..
Hahahahaaa yes you are fucked
Sounds like your in a tight spot. When I'm in a tight spot I find a repeat thrusting motion to be the most effective at bringing about a resolution.
For how long have you been taking this course for, op?
>>674498951
Nearly 3 months. This was a midterm exam.
>Hey fags, I have five cans of the deadly poison tuna.
>What do?
>Trips and I eat a can on live cam.
>666 trips and I feed it to my cat.
>Any lawyerfags? Can we make millions on this shit or what?
>Goog News: Tuna Recall Chicken of the Sea chicken of the sea recall upc code
feed it to your cat regardless
>>674500797
Feed it to your cat then sue the fuck out of the company
(this is advice, not just in case I get trips)
Feed to cat
porn webm thread
@674501128
>makes a webm thread
>doesnt post webm
Nice try faggit
>>674501762
Freckles and udders! Who is this?
PLEASE HELP ME!
IM ABOUT TO FUCKING HAVE REAL FUCKING SEX AND LOSE MY VIRGINITY IN 5-10 MINUTES
The girl is a friend of mine and she thinks iv had sex a bunch of times, i dont want to blow it so she tells all my other friends! I fucking need tips badly PLEASE HELP! remaking thread because im desperate
Just fuck her right in the pussy
>>674499826
I suggest setting up a camera so we can all watch
>>674500620
i would trust me but shes driving me to her place right now and its fucking spur of the moments so i cant set anything up but i want to record the video and upload it to pornhub
BUT please to any non-versions i need tips so she doesn't think im a virgin i talked a big game and although im happy i dont want her to know im a virgin !
Dubs nudes
Trips Facebook page
okay why not
Interested
>>674501465
Close
Give 'em to me
So /b/ I have a shitty thing I want to put out there, because I feel like a horrible person at the moment. This happened maybe an hour and a half ago, 2 hours we'll say. My cat (Pic related) had not been doing well. He had a fractured jaw and was starting to form a skin disease that was spreading to one of my other cats. I rescued that cute little guy when he was about 5 months old and got to see him grow and maybe 6 or 7 months ago he got loose for about 2 weeks. This is when I think he fractured his jaw. From that point forward he had a lot of issues cleaning himself, eating, drinking such like that.
So last month he developed a problem with his skin that was slowly starting to spread to the other cats. Tonight I made a very permanent decision to put him down. He was suffering and since I didn't have the money to have him put down by a professional, I did my best to sedate him with a mixture of sleeping pills and a bit of water that I injected into his mouth. It didn't work as planned and just made him high as fuck, but I had to do it. I filled up my bathtub with warm water, gave him a bit of turkey as a final treat, said my final words to him and drowned him. I feel like the shittiest person in the world right now, but maybe it was for the best? Sorry if this is some bad formatting, I'm kind of drunk in the hopes to cope with what I've done.
I hope the cat Gods treat you well, Mogar.
That sucks /b/ro, sorry you had to do it
>>674499564
The question is, did you enjoy it?
>>674499564
That sucks, I feel for you. I dread the day when I put down any one of my 3 cats, they're my best friends. In the future, I don't think drowning is the way to go, usually the vet will do it...i think.
Wow this has never happened before, I actually teared up reading something. gg anon
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>>674500806
Lol verified
>>674500912
Post wins faggot
Bumping for intrest
Someone send her a message.
Post results.
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>>674500069
>facebook /kaylee.beach.92
is she a jeep? all the pictures are jeeps and trucks
Another
Probably
Let's get a fb fap thread started shall we
Pokebox 2
Requests welcome
A huge dropbox album link
>>674499901
A slightly better thread
How many mirror or girl are on this pic /b/ ?
2 girls 2 mirrors
>>674499621
2 girls 2 mirrors
now post nudes
It's a train. Next stop page 10.
Two mirrors on opposing walls, one in shot on far wall, other just behind camera. Only two girls in this space, short one and tall one
Tumblr hate/cringe thread
>>674498829
Fucking kek'd
>>674498829
>Retaliating to a 4Chan raid with 4Chan's main export
Welp. Free content.
>>674500406
If you wanna bump, do it with content you lazy cunt.
esta wea esta lleno de chilenos, gg wea weon culiao la wea ajsskksks
>>674499745
Excuse Me
>>674499745
Vete a la verga chileno de mierda
>>674499745
>mfw nutted but she still suckin'
>>674499875
Ggggggbn
Jbsvve?
Can we get a creepshot bread going?
>>674499805
These threads always make me sad... because i had 4 years and about 40 gigs worth of creepshots from high school. Then i did a factory reset on my phone after THINKING i saved my settings on itunes but i didnt. idk why it didnt work. FeelsBadMan:(
p.s. this shit was fucking 10/10 shit. Seriously it trumped so many shots in all of these threads. i was a fucking pro.
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Doing Speed CumShops if anyone want just reply with photo ill do my best in quickest time
>>674498650
uplad failed
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Hi guys, so today is St. Patrick’s Day and for the last few years it has been the worst day of my year. You see, a few years ago some shite went down on Paddy’s Day that changed my perspective on the world for good. What follows is a recount of those events. It’s the only way (besides drink, which doesn’t help) to get me over the PTSD (PaTrick’s Stress Disorder).
[First half or so is exposition, then the sex stuff / note: this will be longer than the average greentext]
>Be me, not kissless but virgin
>20, typical American student at typical American college
>call me ainm
>Normal life, normal friends, nothing too obviously interesting about me
>Literally so normal my mayor is Chris Koos
>But yeah, about the only thing notable about me is my red hair, due to my Irish ancestry
>By “notable”, I mean I would often get sticky notes taped to my back mocking it
>”Souls wanted”, they’d say
>”This Fanta’s flat”, they’d say mocking my lack of muscles while working out in gym class
>They’d even make the popping sounds cans make when you open them
>And they’d always ask me to lend a few freckles to “spot” them
>When they discovered 4Chan, they’d say “Top Frek” whenever I did something embarrassing
>Bullied and taken advantage of, to say the least
>cont
>cont
>Anyways, when my college advertised study abroad, I was pretty fucking excited about leaving
>I saw there was an opportunity to study at a school in Ireland, and I made sure to qualify
>Luckily, they let me go, and I prepared for a 6-month study abroad at a solid-sounding Irish place
>Fly over and get there, excited to immerse myself in my motherland
>Get to Eire
>Get out, immediately feel culture shock as soon as I encounter my first Celtfag
>”Welc a urrland wear ya from, o america, enjoy the craic slippedy-doo fidderlee-dee”
>Stench of rotting potatoes swelters the air around me as I exit airport
>Only gets worse on the taxi ride to the college, the rural aroma of cows and sheep (thought that was the Welsh thing?) offends my privileged American nostrils
>Taxi driver wasn’t much better, annoying as fuck, though polite
>Kept talking about some faggot called Ender Kenny like he was his boyfriend or something
>couldntgiveaflyingshityaleprecaun.jpg
>cont
>cont
>things start to pick up when I actually get to the school
>some native English-speakers greet me, show me to my dorm and everything
>Irish girls seem to be pretty nice and winky-wink spa-dinky-dink, know what I mean?
>and a lotta fellow cast members of Brave to satisfy my oedipus complex
>and despite my rampant cultural insensitivity (you guys’ fault), I managed to not mention the Troubles or the Famine once
>needed to keep my self under control to catch me a galway girl, nawwhati’msayin?
>roomed up with a pretty cool irish dude, though surprised I had to room at all
>I mean, them all being 3 feet tall, wouldn’t it make sense to have a lot of small rooms instead of wasting space by having us share a big one?
>either way, no big deal, sharing a room with this cool guy called Colm
>sounds more like a vertical structure used to hold a building, but hey name your kids whatever you want I can’t stop ya
>cont
>cont
>Colm was a pretty cool guy, straight outta the city o’ Dublin and really tuned into both irish culture and, you know, the actual world
>could even use a cell phone, I was gobsmacked
>we shared a couple classes, so he said he’d get me used to Irish culture
>and even try and score a few gaelic gals if I “behaved myself” (those were his exact words)
>I mean, I came here for cultural immersion and to pop the ol’ cherry, so I was down
>Colm takes me to pub on my first night
>Jesus Christ
>packed with sweaty old farmers - and this was the college pub
>they’re all singing shanties or some shit
>I can see why Bono fucked off to Africa
>manages to squeeze us into the only section at the back of the pub with young humans
>offers to buy me my first guiness
>oh shit yeah, I can drink in this motherfucker even though I ain’t 21
>notallbad.dmg
>cont
will continue once other people reply, I have the whole story prepared
does it make you feel crazy when you think about it all ?
>>674496979
Nope, makes me feel more sane.
>>674496979
I work for an automotive supplier... when I was on second shift and driving a forklift outside I'd look up at the stars sometimes and just wonder... What is my life, I'm moving iron parts around on a tiny planet for idiots to drive around in, metal forged in stars, some of which are shining into my eyes from billions of lightyears away... why am I moving this metal around...
Short answer, yes.
Yep. When I was young, I was just so confused that I would go to bed just scared.
No. Infinite possibilities.
