Waifu claiming thread.
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>>696485665
Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per anon
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
Megumin claimed
still here
Hello
Rate each other based on top 5 steam games.
holy shit I must be 12
>>696496973
Silver 3
Reaction pics, folder is awfully empty
>>696499508
Is that one if the wiggles?
hi /b/, femanon here. i'm bi, and ive got a story i want to get off my chest. i had a somewhat fucked up childhood. dont tell many people about it because only now do i realise how fucked up it actually was.
I can't prove it, but this story is 100% true
>be me, 8 years old
>hear katy perry's 'i kissed a girl'
>"that guy sure sings like a girl" i say at recess
>friend/enemy says, "the singer is a girl"
>I say, "that doesn't make sense, girls can't kiss other girls wtf"
>she, know it all slut that she is: "she's a LESBIAN."
>from then on, fascinated with the concept of lesbians
>girls can kiss girls? girls can marry girls??
>fast forward couple months, am over at friend/enemies house
>her name is briony. she's a bitch with delusions of grandeur, but she's nice sometimes. she knows all my dirty lil secrets (eg, sometimes i touch myself down there)
>we're roll playing with her toy pram, boyfriends and girlfriends. i'm the boyfriend.
>hold hands, she looks at me, says, "boyfriends and girlfriends kiss, don't they?"
>we kiss
>starts off as pecks, but over time, full on makeout sessions come into effect
>we literally go to each others houses at 9 years old to make out.
cont?
>"I Kissed a Girl" released in 2008
>8 years old
>approximately 16 today at most
Underage b&
>>696496420
Tits or GTFO
>>696496420
I'm listening
Bunnings sausage sizzle?
>>696493285
Fuckin slut
Is that the fucking Adelaide one?
>>696493399
Looks totally like Frankston
>>696493285
What is Bunnings?
Hillary Clinton will be the next president.
Are you mad?
>>696480208
Yes.
/end thread
>>696480208
Lmfao dems can't even agree on a candidate and you still think she has a chance in the general election holy fuck lmfao
>>696480208
Is OP happy about this?
If so, then basically you suck the ass of the man and bow down to the corporate masters.
>>696480208
reminder that all hillary supporters are AT LEAST one of the following:
>under 18
>unemployed
>receiving government benefits
s/fur
>>696501736
Wow, that is fucking garbage.
10/10 porn stars
>>696481959
bump
Malena Morgan
Tiffany Thompson
>>696481959
Who?
whats on your wrist b?
as a eurofighter pilot the citizen navihawk is the first choice
>watch bigger than hand
I have a phone.
Reaching into my pocket, and looking at my phone makes finding out what time it is take longer by about 2 seconds, which I would have saved if I had an uncomfortable watch strapped around my wrist.
Enjoy your overpriced jewellery.
>>696492667
Nice one. Lemme give some time, will upload
>>696492667
how do you tell the time
as a eurofighter pilot wouldn't that be distracting
r34
ITT convince faggot OP to stop transitioning and give actual reasons why not too.
>>696486144
Do it and be my qt3.14
>>696486144
Shameless self bump.
>>696486473
Not helping m9.
>>696486144
>chance of you getting cancer and many problems with health is massively increased
Go fucking read a few studies will ya?
FB fap thread.
>>696491226
moar!!
BDSM thread, I'll dump, you dump too.
let's see some ropes and whips
Girls you know and fapped to at least 10 times.
Would lick her asshole
New thread because old one 404'd
ITT: Poorly describe an anime
I'll start
Trying again
> two lolis
> painting
> mellow as fuck intro
> fishing village
> catching beetles n shit with bald kid
pic not related
>>696493224
you need to bump this op
Starting off with a simple one
>hand drawn
>wacky races
>in space
>>696493448
space dandy
>>696493500
nope, but MC's look similar
You are trapped in a room with a female for 1 whole year. Every single day, every morning, afternoon and night, you have to have sex with her for the entire year.
The last 2 numbers of your post reveal her age. 00 gets a male the same age as the poster below yours. No rerolls. Goodluck.
> rolling for pic related - perfect 11 year old babe that I'd make love to and marry. My friends would be so jealous she's literally perfection and perfect and beautiful and gorgeous
>>696498617
Roll
rollin
ROLL!
they see me
>>696477777
witnessed
>>696477777
HOLY SHIT kill yourself
>>696477777
you did totally waste 7 quints
s/fur
Pics of your girl you want to see out in the net
>>696485787
NYPA, dumbass.
Roll this bread
Brolling
>>696486760
Trips get
>>696486760
2nd roll
Roll
![Kirino [296].png](https://cdn.randomarchive.com/b/image/1469/342/1469342879725.jpg "Kirino [296]")
