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Loli train still alive
>>675725513
nice, what did you get caught for?
Kobato-chan~~~
http://www.pomfpomf.moe/doujins/9
I fucked this girl in my backyard in the middle of the day this past summer. Dubs to see the pics.
Well you got dubbledubz so post em.. or I'll just get dubz and fuck it
>>675724477
Rollerino
>>675724477
winrar!!
Roll roll roll
Dubs nigga
What is the best opener to pick up girl?
>>675714636
most cars come with a button you can press to open up the trunk
shovel to the side of her head
>>675714636
>"ayy gurl u wan FUCK"
>>675714636
> Your burka looks great today!
> damn, you should be my partner in the next watermelon eating contest I have
> wow, your eyes look wider than most asian girls your age
> jeez, looks like someone forgot to shave their face, maybe you can come over and I can help with that
> holy moly, I sure could make strong babies with you considering how big...
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>>675714636
Hi, my name's (your name) I'm unemployed and I live with my parents.
Give us Steam codes!
WJRVV-9G3N5-MEH32
FUCKY-OUFKI-NFAGG
X2F6V-XKH8I-CVFXW
4WA6I-V5Y6Z-DLCN2
>>675720691
Er, thanks<3
ANITMOOTED PART 2!
Want a pic animated? Post it.
Pref vertical and far from background.
Willl post a few examples.
>>675719752
Original
>>675719752
another
>>675719897
Orig
>>675719752
did you photoshop each frame individually to get this effect?
any good?
![02d8e3fb_43c0_44c0_ab32_81a9775ce637[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/0mAo0R6.jpg "02d8e3fb_43c0_44c0_ab32_81a9775ce637[1].jpg")
I wanna show you little dick losers how much of a mess I can make
Tits or gtfo
![1dffd69b_7c31_427d_ad52_9cffe51ec750[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/RRcDFxS.jpg "1dffd69b_7c31_427d_ad52_9cffe51ec750[1].jpg")
>>675721352
F u.
![d9d3caeb_a834_430c_978d_61ea170fcd62[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/30UBKi0.jpg "d9d3caeb_a834_430c_978d_61ea170fcd62[1].jpg")
It gets bigger..
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Hey i don't know if this is a place to do this,but i just wanna come out to someone,& you should feel special i chose you guys to be 1st!
i'm excited..& nervous..aha
i'm a fairly butch-presenting,born-male male,who identifies as male,but when i hear it out loud,i just can't.
To hear strangers,or worse,friends & family,people who supposedly love me,refer to me as male,man,boy,dude,bro,bruh,guy,even the name i chose for me@17(i'm Kyli,nice to meet you!)crushes me inside.i get sickened to my tum & my lungs start hyperventilating,my intestines start quivvering,my heart races & so does my mind,searching for answer why the world has to be this way? Why don't they accept progress in a society so chained to conformity? Why is it so hard to understand that i'm notwhat they have such a sick hunger for me to be-even if i am?
But my mind can find no reason,no peace,in this world where all most truly wish to do is cause HURT,& PAIN.
i have cried into my cushions every night since discovering myself,because if it was this hard for me to finally figure out,how can i EVER expect for anyone else to understand THE CORE OF ME?
but i will fight the good fight. Society will not turn to the light in my lifetime,but one day the millions of name/facd/timeless warriors of love will be honored & looked upon as the pioneers & awakeners.i will be aMong them.who refused to be silent & let things go on normally or the way it should be
i can't not take my stand,in every possible forum,venue,encounter & opportunity. Every conversation & public space will be filled with the cry of freedom,not for long drowned out by the shouts of protest from those too comfortable in what they thought was life. i Am Kyli.
But out loud,i prefer to be referred to as, &my preferred pronouns are "heh"&"dilmar".
It's not easy being narcissexual,but it's everything that i Am,& it is the #1 thing i'm proud of in life.
~i Am Kyli! i Am The Infinite, No Boxes Can Tie Me To The Ground~
Thank you everybody!
These nachos look delicious
>>675722246
Lol true! i don't eat processed chips or cheese tho!
didn't read it but I think I get what you want. Crabs
>>675722847
no ive ndver had crabs u?
Leafyishere vs. h3h3
What does /b/ think?
Leafy is a stupid douche that is afraid to control his fans.
>>675719959
Leafy is a faggot and h3 did nothing wrong. Also leafy manipulated what h3 said in order to make him look bad
>>675719959
I think u need a lobotomy.
Don't you have a Barnaby Smathers thread to make, reddit?
What about pyrocynical?
>>675719959
link to leafy's response to H3 calling him out pls? I'm lazy.
New thread Boxxy/Catie
Forever Queen
hey, thanks for making a new thread i missed the last one
This ban is eating my data. But at least I'm visiting home for a few days.
The real Queen
>>675720754
Always.
>>675720886
At least you aren't constalty having to flush dns and fuck with your pc's clock every 5 minutes
Pictures fuckin your gf?
>>675720831
>implying
>>675720831
>675720831
that's a pretty great pic
i wish i could take one like this but i don't think my gf could ever take my whole dick in her ass though
>>675720831
I dont always fuck my gf in the ass and take pictures, but when I do I name it Girlfriend-Anal-Sex-ExGF-Pictures-Videos-Anal-Porn-Girls-Amateur-Real-SeeMyGF-124.jpg
ITT: we think of super powers with caveats.
>you can fly but only at a minimum speed of 600mph and during flight your legs are paralyzed.
>>675721169
You're faster and stronger but you are black and have IQ of 60-80.
Being able to regenerate,but have cancer and a fucked up face
>>675721169
you can turn invisible but your ears and eyes must remained closed
>>675721479
moron. what's the point of having cancer then?
>>675721431
where is the super power??
Brown People: Why do they ruin everything?
>>675720389
cracker
>>675720750
You misspelled winner.
I'll forgive you though because spelling is culturally biased right?
>>675720389
>>675720963
shut up whitey you are nothing but a fucking inbred. go back europe and pretend that crackers are the superior race fucking hot shit also last time i checked hamburgers have more grease than tacos you fucking stinky ass white ape. White people also like to fuck their family members then they turn out to be a bunch of retards. You're comeback was nothing but a mistake just like you're white ancestors and you're existence
>>675721270
LOL chimp-rantings. Did you throw some shit at the screen while you were typing that?
OOOO oOOOOO oOOOOOO sneakers!
Just forced my sister to fuck me and I got it on vid, /b/:
http://6i9.no/wincest
pic related
>>675722471
this thread is fake fuck off newfags
>>675722471
seriously love this vid
>>675722471
this vid is amazing
>>675722471
really fucking hot
>>675722471
Just came in class but fuck the professor Im watchin porn
Do you like my new haircut, /b/ros?
Your beard is cancerous
you look like a partially amputated thumb with a moldy piece of shit on it
nutbumper*
>>675714811
I love you
Hey yuh Bert
Im from the future. Ask me anything.
Year I was born: 2151
Year that i came back from: 2175
Why does this one want from jazier
why did no one show up to stephen hawking's time traveller party in 2009?
>>675721277
Actually. There was a mass genocide that happend. Killed over 200,000 people that wanted to go back in time.
Why are you running away from the future?
>>675720967
Who wins the election in 2016 and what is the results?
New gf gave me the go ahead to post and see what others thought. Advice or comments?
Holy fuck op
Hot af! What position is that?
Looks like a nice pussy, thumb in the ass is a nice touch. Dick is kinda small but who cares you're getting laid
More pictures and some videos too. Gf is sucking cock as speak
>>675717495
moar
Faces of /b/ thread.
Because, fuck you.
fuck you
>>675718733
Damn
>>675718733
Me at a convention. Hurr durr.
>>675718733
I WANNA BE CANCER TOO!
>>675718733
Why don't you have a qt asian gf?
she needs less fucking maccas and v cans fatass
>>675717671
I do (:
Life is grand
Roll
Also post your own
fuck off
>>675708857
rolling 6-7
>>675708857
Oh look another shitpost that belongs elsewhere.
Let an oldfag explain things for you newfriends:
This is why /b/ is shit:
>dick rate threads
WTF? comparing your penis with other people? you fucking degenerate fucks need to leave your basements more often, seriously.
>how would you fuck pic related /cum tribute threads
these are really fucking sad, literally kids giggling over how they would have sex with someone if they weren't...
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>>675708857
rolling for 6,7 and to help autist op.
>>675709621
This is literally none of those though
H/fur
>>675716005
you drew that yourself?
I love herm cock!
>>675716005
Thank you for posting h/fur
>>675716005
furr
