My friend is here with me. She wants to know what /B/ is all about. Show her what you got /b/ros.
Post her tits or both of you gtfo
this place is fucking stupid. abandon your stupid fucking friend before he makes you contract cancer.
pics you swore not to share or pics you shouldn't even have
You guys want more?
>>684308181
yeah sure anon, who is she?
>>684308181
Just fucking dump them already.
new traps/cd thread
Ask a peaceful muslim anything.
>>684308198
>ITT: we pretend like we dont exist
>>684308198
how much does internet cost in the afterlife?
>the only peaceful muslim is a dead muslim
>>684308198
What do you think of christians?
>>684308198
How can normal people destroy your shit religion? I would prefer napalm
Feels thread
Sometimes I wish I was schizophrenic so I could have something to talk to
sad bump
>>684306515
Nothing to contribute. This thread will die anyway. What's the matter?
Last thread 404'd
3 decides
>>684307907
Sorry being rude im a bit drunk here is my pic now your turn ;)
>>684307907
Pls respond with pic
I want you to fuck my ass with a strap on and call me son
>>684308096
roll
ITT we are YouTube comments
Man I'm only 13 and I listen to Beatles for 3 years but people my age won't understand real music! Fck man I was born in the wrong generation
What's the song at 4:20? xDDDDD
zis youtuber copiez pewdiepie! dizlike for stealing content!
>>684305848
Darude - Sandstorm
Artfully creepy/weird pics thread.
Bump for interest
>>684304855
More like this
45 is the biggest cuck.
67 is the biggest faggot.
32 is the coolest anon.
Roll if you dare!
>>684307449
Roll
67 get
You aren't even going to get me on this brohamski.
>>684307449
Can I cool for once?
Trips names my lizard
Hillary
Lizzy McLizardface
>>684304572
Aussie cunt
Gizmo
Welcome to the salty spitoon, how tough are ya?
I ate a bowl a' nails for breakfast this morning
>>684305635
So what?
>>684305697
Without any milk
>>684305538
>>684305635
>>684305697
>>684305741
Fucking love it.
Lost my virginity yesterday /b/ros. I've had a few blowjobs before, but the girl could never make me cum. I was hoping sex would be different from a blowjob but it wasn't. In fact, I couldn't really feel much of anything. Is this really all the hype around sex is about?
Or is there something wrong with me /b/?
>>684308047
It's overhyped.
The concept and emotion is better than the actual sensation in your dick.
Yeah, the actual sex is meh. it's when you start to use your imagination and pretend it's rape when I'm able to cum
>>684308224
Thanks buddy. That's all I needed to hear.
>>684308047
You've tugged at your worm so much that you've damaged the nerve endings.
Don't touch your nob for a week and then try again and it will feel much better.
Sex itself is overhyped and the fantasy is always much better than the reality.
Last Friday, my girlfriend's ex-boyfriend was paroled.
The night before, my girlfriend asked me if it would be alright for him to crash at our place. I objected of course, but then she got really upset and started crying because I wasn't being supportive. They have a child together and she wanted her son to be able to spend some time with his father. I felt really conflicted because I have been filling in as the boys father for the past 3 years. I've taken him shopping for school clothes, I take him to school every morning and I've spent hundreds of hours helping him with his homework.
She went to go pick him up @ 7am. I called her around 12pm to ask her if she wanted to have lunch with me and it quickly became apparent that she was in the act of having sex while talking to me on the phone. I called her out for it and she didn't deny it. It sounded like she just dropped the phone on the floor. I listened to her get railed for as long as I could take it, but I eventually broke down in tears and hung up the phone.
Before I got off of work Friday afternoon, my girlfriend sent me this snapchat.
Of course, I'm furious about it. I've never been this angry. I went home to confront the man in my house and as soon as I saw him he grabbed me by the throat and pushed me into the corner of my foyer. He made it very clear that he was physically stronger than me, but he didn't strike me. He told me to go get him a beer. I looked at my girlfriend and she wouldn't make eye contact with me. After I got his beer and gave it to him, I spent all of last weekend listening to them fuck in my bedroom. They never stopped. 4 whole days of fucking non stop and she was extremely loud.
I think he's dealing drugs out of my house, now. If I call the cops, I could be charged with maintaining a dwelling for the distribution of narcotics and my house could be seized and auctioned. I inherited it from my late mother and it's paid for.
How do I get this guy out of my house?
you're
>>684307481
punch him in the fucking mouth.
seriously, fuck him up dude.
>>684307481
nice bait
holy shit this is hilarious
No Jolly loli bread?!
bump
/r/ing boy lolis
White fems, are you mad that Asian and Hispanic women are stealing your men?
Crickets
Yes, that is why we shame them when we catch them dating one of you whores.
>>684304214
Hispanic like jynx maze hummm
>>684304214
>implying wemon browse /b\
Waifu claiming thread.
>Smug of smug
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>insult other waifus
>naps are NOT a good idea
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Fuck you. Long dick style
Shinoa claimed
Kud claimmmmmm
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rtemrZ7-pj0
I tried dressing like a schoolgirl to get my bfs attention but he just wants to keep playing video games. What should I do?
>>684306069
show us urself
>>684306069
Kys
>>684306069
Timestamp + tits or gtfo
>>684306069
Timestamp or kys
s/fur bides
New thread Boxxy/Catie
Forever Queen
Abendlicher Deutschlandfaden!
Wie gehts wie stehts?
Wieso bringen sich Raucher zweimal so häufig um?
Gibt es in Deutschland eine Gleichberechtigung zwischen Mann und Frau?
Könntet ihr euch vorstellen eine Frau zu heiraten die nur Englisch spricht?
Seid ihr nach etwas süchtig?
>zufällige schwindelanfälle wo ein ohr plötzlich fast taub wird
zuviel koffein
reposte
>zum Glück isses bei mir schon über ein Jahr her :') macht mich bestimmt viel weniger unglücklich, haha..
ist bei mir schon knapp 3 jahre her
2.5 gings gut, neues mädel kam dann auch aber jetzt wo auch das mit der wieder vorbei ist
sehne ich mich nach meiner "traumfrau"
>was geht so in deinem leben?
nich viel, arbeit, gym, essen, schlafen... ab und zu mit freunden treffen
neues Mädel kam dazu
grüntext?
naja
>lerne mädel im internet kennen
>schreiben lange miteinander
>wohnen 200km entfernt voneinander
>treffen uns
>verlieben uns
>6 monate gehts so weiter
>beendet es
>ist wieder mit ihrem ex zusammen
tjo
>>684305770
bist auch n idiot
>>684305770
>>684305770
>>684305770
kriegt man sowas eigentlich von Schnellem auch? ich hab das gefühl, dass koffein einfach nur eine scheißdroge ist die für wirklich gar ncihts gut ist.
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