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Drawthread No Orgy edition
If you're taking requests:
Draw Yotsuba wearing an MF DOOM mask, if you haven't already done so before
Please and thank you. God bless
Request female heliosk
>>701638710
Requesting something cute of Rukia and a Slaking (the pokemon)
Lets have some good Brain teasers/riddles in this thread, I want to test the intelligence of average anons.
Here's one
Two fathers and their two sons go fishing together. They each catch one fish to take home with them. They do not lose any fish, and yet when they arrive at home they only have three fish. How can this be?
This one is shitty but it may be hard for some people.
Mr. Smith has 4 daughters. Each of his daughters has a brother. How many children does Mr. Smith have?
>>701629186
they ate one
>>701629186
The two fathers are a grandfather and his son, and the final man is the younger fathers son.
>>701629804
That's what I thought at first but this guy>>701629947 gets it.
OFFICIAL MIDNIGHT TRAP MENTAL ILLNESS THREAD
oc welcome
<< reminder that there are nwo jew shills getting paid to harasd trannies 12 hours a day >>
Any cuties with really really long cocks? Something like a three hander :D
last trap thread was 300+ text posts with under 80 unique users.
nice try hooknose
hello
>>701640554
>>701640732
please anon, need your wisdom.
is this a choped dick?
broadcasting rite nao
chaturbate dot com slash crazy_sweetie
Waifu thread
The rules are very simple:
>Claim your waifu/husbando
>Keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>Refrain from posting porn
>Most importantly: Be a faggot
Claimed.
>>701644817
Gunna try and get some sleep? Or just rest your eyes at least?
>>701644923
Biki!
>>701644929
Good with both!
>I would never, I'm simply offering a release from boredom~ :^)
>>701645406
Gotta make it till 5 AM!
>I am not cute.
>most importantly: be a faggot
Already ahead of you
>>701645088
He showed a friend too.
post girls you know and anons say what they'd do to them
evening /b/
we're up late, we're drinkin', let's chat~
saw one of those cloud volcanoes today, thiiiink the picture came out alright.
It was gonna storm! then it didn't, fuckin' sucks.
Oh hey its you again. How are you doing?
dah, FUCK it! freakin' pictures look like a sasquatch orgy humping in a cave lit by a indiglo watch..
>>701631089
Doing alright, getting laundry done for the work week, planning the budget, shit like that. No wonder I'm so bored~
you?
>>701631410
I'm doing fine, thanks
ITT: anything you want
i wanna be a spaceman!
>>701643475
![[confused human noises].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/VggayOV.jpg "[confused human noises].jpg")
it can be real anon you just gotta believe in the power of the thread
it starts with dubs, then who knows, maybe trips?
>>701643544
>>701643694
then, if trips i'm a spaceman, if dubs, i'm a faggit, roll
this thread is for everyone and everything
anyone have a forum to get porn passes and netflix/hulu/hbo/crunchyroll accounts from?
http://bitpasses.net/community/
http://bitpasses.net/community/
^ try this one, OP
NEW COLOR WARS THREAD
6 COLORS
EVENS = 1 HEX
DUBS = 2 HEX
TRIPS = 3 HEX
QUADS+ = INSTAKILL
roll for blue I guess.
Red
green
Red
rolling for black
ITT we tap the middle button on your suggested words 20 times. See what it says and what it says about eachother.
I love you too babe im gonna go to sleep i think of all the things that I have a
Heres the next few words too.
Girlfriend but I aint gonna be a dad
Pic unrelated
Wuhu hubbub ng Hugh ng Hugh ng Hugh ng Hugh ng Hugh ng Hugh ng Hugh ng Hugh ng Hugh
I am in the same boat as a friend at least as she puts up with my shit the same time as a friend at least as she puts up with my shit the same
I am so done with work. I am not sure if I should be sleeping but I have to be.
cont. back in the uk.
His name is death cutter, but it sure filters it was more complex than that of a white girl is.
Idk why don't want us up for my own bed with her phone to come on her and I'll just
n e w t h r e a d
>>701639334
u want sum fuk?
So what? You're fine with it?
>>701639551
reroll
pingly dingly im the zozzle dude
>>701639577
Winrar
post girls you know and anons say what they'd do to them
which one and how?
>>701642310
>>701642398
Sweet, sweet marathon lovemaking, followed by frenetic, passionate fucking.
Loli Thread!!!
I'n this thread we'll:
1. Post (Only) loli material
or
2. Post links to your favorite hentai/doujin sites (preferably dedicated to loli)
either way hope you'll contribute /b/
Bump
Bump
Asian thread cont
>>701636550
Dumping Sydney Huynh's nudes
Fuck this bitch and her nice body
Pokemon box 4.
Previous thread:
>>701630424
Requests welcome.
Zoroark here
Probably gonna sleep soon I'm feeling pretty sick
North NJ Threaed
>> Lets see some girls ( bonus for asian babes)
201
>>701617424
Same... Town?
>>701617424
nice 972 here
>>701617643
>>701617424
denville!
>>701617691
emily h
hot instagram girls you all follow post pics and name
>>701610785
Only if you post more of this one
assuming she is 18+ ofc
its 16
wtf you're sick buddy
don't you dare to keep posting
>>701610785
Insta?
pls
Let's do this, I got some great pics to share that a few individuals are going to love!
>>701619686
Why yes. Yes, we can....
sure thing fuckers
>>701619969
Jus..do it.
Anyone interested in my SIL in the shower (MILF.)
Have you ever smelled a dead body? I haven't, but I hear it's life changing. Any stories?
>>701631849
>but I hear it's life changing.
You need better hearing.
>>701631849
Never worked a badly decomposed one, but I've seen a lot of gunshot wounds. They all smell different
I haven't but my dad has. Him and his brother found a dead body on their deer lease. My dad threw up nonstop and still can't eat ribs to this day but his brother was fine and spoke to the police and all but he's been homeless and a carney his whole life and has probably seen some shit.
>>701632238
Can you elaborate?
>>701631849
it smells fucking horrid
but its supposed to, its an evolutionary thing
like smegma x 1000
like ear butter (that bacteria those fags with gauged ears get) x 10000
like OP's mom's twat, x 4
Why don't you own an AR-15 for self-defense and to protect your family, home and country?
Cuz i have a knife.
cause guns kill people
I do
>>701622476
>protect your ... country?
Kek you have to be kidding mate
Because I'm comfortable with the average size of my penis
