Hey everyone
Vocaroochan here!
I'll be here for a little bit before I'm off to my weekend shenanigans.
General chat thread anyone?
fuck off nigger
>>768975256
https://vocaroo.com/i/s1sfTneLhONL
>>768974941
no go away
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accidentally found daisy's destruction while browsing onion links on tor, just a bunch of gifs floating around red text "Daisy's Destruction". any brainwashing tips? i want to forget.
>>768976777
Bullshit, never existed
>>768976844
what leads you to believe that? seemed pretty fucking real to me
>>768976777
Alrighty top 15s
Ass rate thread. Gf edition
>>768977899
Will buuumppp with ex ass too
>>768978256
Need to rate to get the thread going. Age? I think its an 8/10 though
Sometimes I feel like I failed as a man
Your feelings are correct.
>>768974829
Is the pic you? Then yes.
That's because you've failed as a man and should just an hero
you have aromatase enzyme that stays in your bloodstream for 5 days after ejaculation, this breaks down T in to estradiol. you release prolactin which increases estrogen receptors. this is why you are a beta fag
Stop giving yourself ED and sterility.
Stop the porn jew. Stop the loneliness and low energy levels. Stop the low self confidence as you are filled with female hormones
Last 2 digits is the amount of days you do no fap.
Dont roll if you wont do it, Just dress up like agirl, tape up your feminine peen and suck black circumcised cock you fag.
After jerking off you have a massive increase in prolactin and aromatase enzyme, This enzyme stays in your bloodstream for five days after ejaculation.
This breaks down all your Test turning it in to feminine hormones.
Your receptors get clogged with the break down products (bitch hormones) , Preventing T uptake.
This makes your blood T levels rise for a day or two after the aromatase enzyme reduces.
A day or two after the aromatase enzyme gets inhibited and the bitch hormones clear from the receptors your body starts to uptake the testosterone like normal again. This biochemistry process is why you are a beta male, There is no other reason.
>>768975746
what if i have sex everyday instead does that count
>>768975746
dude i tried it i got super aggressive, probably actualy high t but eh i'ts not cool to be realy high ty if you have to live in modern society
>>768975746
What if I wank someone else off? Does that make me gay? Asking for a friend
>>768975857
exactly nigga
Mother/daughter wwyd
>>768973046
Kill marry rape
>>768973127
Rape rape rape
>>768973046
I would probably pretend to do something on my phone and avoid eye contact
Let's get fucked up togeter /b/. What's your poison for tonight, alcohol, weed, hard drugs?
It's now the weekend so time to wind down
A few bowls and a quarter of kratom. Feels good man.
Glad I’m not the only one that rolls w/ buglers lmao
>>768976814
If it works, might as well use it.
I actually have no idea how to roll, normally my roommates do it and I've been trying to practice but keep fucking it up.
>>768976526
Canada?
Just a few bowls and beers too
Celeb T-Thread for the f-faint o-of heart b-butter balls wh-who fall before the mistress a-and beg..
>>768976340
I have to beg Vic to stop sucking my dick
waifu thread
>>768975258
I'll get that right away
>>768975335
That sounds strangely good honestly
Aнacтacия — звeздa, чтo вeдeт мeня
>>768975052
both of you are cute
>>768975328
kek we will see
>>768975335
hi smug how you doin
Drinking watching gf play stardew. Dubs decides
invite me to her world
>>768979756
Crack and egg over her head
wet willy
>>768979756
Pour soda on her head
Incest stories?
nah bro...
I'm sure someone's made a better version of this but I only have pieces
Roll away
rolling
ROLL
Roll
>2018
>Still doesn't own a gaming PC
Explain yourselves poorfags and console peasants. ;)
Pic related is my new 1050 I just bought for my gaming rig, let me dumb it down for you dumb console retards.
This is a GTX 1050ti, yes you heard righ a GTX 1050 MOTHAFUCKA. Honestly it's a top of the range graphics card (about 100x more powerful than your shitty xbox graphics cards)
Soon I am going SLI this card with a 1070ti and overclock them both to get about 20GB VRAM.
Check out my specs:
OS: Windows 10
GPU: 1050ti
CPU: AMD FX 6300 six core processor
RAM: 16GB DDR3
Keyboard: Razer blackwidow chroma
Mouse: Razer DeathAdder chroma
HDD: 2 TB HDD
All of this cost me around $2,800. Quite a top of the line build. I am able to play FORTNITE like a god with this expensive build.
>>768974631
>new
>1050ti
>top range card
>SLI with 1070ti
>AMD
lol shouldve just stuck to console gaming, bad bait
>>768974631
South Africa?
get on my level, faggot
OS: Windows 7 Ultimate (cracked)
GPU: GTX 1080
CPU: i7 2600k
RAM: 16GB DDR3
Keyboard and Mouse: whatever, some shit from the dumpsters
HDD: 4 x 2TB
SSD: 256GB Samsung 850 pro
FB / IG cont
Have more of both
W-welcome to Cooking with Alice3D!
Your once a w-week show detailing h-how to get out of your basement and c-cook a real meal without h-help from your mommy!
This w-week is a little different though, it's j-just a sweet treat from you to me for m-my birthday. Because the one t-thing I want to do on m-my birthday is s-spend it with you, Anonymous~
So come have a slice of cake and some comfy feels, won't you?
first
>>768979234
Hi Alice.
Welcome back.
Been looking forward to some quality OC.
A bump from everyone's favorite CC, let's see what's cooking tonight!
Sup flat chested trap
On/off /b/itches
>>768972557
so wholesome but then i see two dicks, why do we hate pornstars so much #onhere when your regular whores are fucking for free lmao
help me /b/
>volunteering at suicide hotline
>been doing it for almost 4 years now
>most of the time just 12 year olds calling because they failed some test and parents yelled at them
>today a guy calls
>"hi, is this suicide hotline?"
>very calm voice, something's wrong
>usually false positives are very emotional and you only have to calm them down
>he's calm
>"yes, are you looking for somebody to talk to?"
>"yeah, hello, I just slit my wrists, wanted to talk to someone before I die"
>voice hauntingly calm
>we have a button that connects our call to emergency services operator to monitor and maybe dispatch help
>I'm smashing the button at this point
>"Are you bleeding?"
>"Yeah, floor is all bloody"
>"Ok, I need you to put something on the wound to stop the bleeding right now"
>Emergency operator connects at this point
>"Why?"
>"So that you don't die"
>"But I want to die"
>"Why are you saying that?"
>"I hate my life"
>"Don't say that, life is worth li.."
>"Really?"
>I can feel that he was angry but was too exhausted to yell
>"I just came back from my father's funeral, he was my only friend in the world"
>"noone cares that i exist, i have no friends and have no interest in living"
>As he's saying this, his voice gets weaker, his breathing gets more intense
>I can see on the screen that emergency services are being deployed
>"Is there anyone in the house with you?"
>"My mom, she's sleeping in the next room"
>"Go to her right now and ask for help, ambulance is on the way"
>I'm almost yelling
>his voice is very weak, breathing shallow and fast
>"no, I don't want to bother her"
>"JUST GO TO HER!"
>"no, I..." ***can't understand what he's saying at this point, can only hear mumbling***
>for the next 2 minutes I can only hear silent mumbling, choking noises, no real words, no communication with me
>then silence
>>768972993
continued
and I was fucking retarded enough not to hang up
>20 minutes later i hear some noise
>emergency services and the guy's mother burst into the room
>"OH MY GOD, WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?"
>"NO NO NO NO PLEASE GOD NO"
>yelling and throwing things around starts
>I think doctors are trying to revive him
>mother is crying, can't really hear anything else
>a couple of minutes later all i can hear is mother begging the doctor to try to "bring him back to life because without him she has nothing left"
and now, about 4 hours after all that, I was informed that the guy I was talking with has died and he lost his father this week in a car accident. Ambulance couldn't reach him fast enough because he lived in a very rural area. Tomorrow would have been his 15th birthday
For the last 30 minutes i was sitting on the stairs to the building where our office is, chainsmoking.
How am I to go to sleep after shit like this?
Everything is ephemeral.
You’re merely experiencing a shock, a test of character.
An event has occurred and it has now passed you by.
>>768973017
>>768972993
you did your best, dont blame yourself OP.
You were his most important person the last seconds of his life... you helped him, in a wierd way to feel emotions and reason the last moments of his life. be proud.
>>768972993
How many people do you actuall help with a suicide hotline? Like you said its mostly 12 year olds who are being a bit to edgy. And that guy just killed himself. How many people do you actually help?
This is America.
>>768972478
This is Mexico.
>>768972478
Hi, America. You're fat. And you probably have a small penis, which makes you angry, doesn't it? Makes you want to get guns, huh? Makes you want to kill...
>>768972562
Too edgy.. you must be a on a FBI watchlist now.
>>768972478
This is Venezuela.
INT: Memes you absolutely fucking hate.
>>768971949
I hate that fucking Ugandan knuckles meme. Its overrated and the definition of cringe.
Ugandan Knuckles
Spurdo sparde
>>768972040
Do you kno de wey?
Post pic you shouldn’t share. Asian edition.
>>768971470
bump
Bumping for interest. Hoping for some good on/offs in here.
Bump.
