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Drawthread: Internal Screaming edition
Requesting Rukia doing something cute with a Baltoy (the pokemon)
>>705062891
a girl and a guy with just a shirt on masturbating together
>>705063030
the same shirt?
>>705062837
Eh. Maybe someday when I've got time to observe the anime chick reference for a long time
>>705062839
True. But even I'm desensitized to most shit, and this dude is just over the line with creep factor. He draws his avatar getting pissed on, shit on, he hates his life. Yada yada yada
That shit belongs in /trash/
>>705062971
Tbh, that was rushed for some vp thread
I made a not-so-shit Munchlax after
>>705062891
Her giving a blowjob.
REKT thread
>>705056558
Like... REKT rekt, or just rekt?
>>705057781
REKT
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think...
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>>705057781
MAYBE TACO REKT, WHO KNOWS.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I7IM2YssIEo
Watching fatties fall is a gift from god.
Pics you shouldnt ahaew
Fresh oc
>>705058847
is that A.M?
>>705058644
Nice legs, ass and pussy
Lara Perry
>>705058644
Nice. I bet she's a pain in the ass to deal with.
YLYL?
YLYL...
parent goals
jokes on me
First time on 4chan (I heard about it on the TV), I click on "random" because it sounds cool and I see this image posted in a thread where idiots actually believe that the shape of Earth (those fucking morons) is curved! Are people here really this dumb?
>>705057814
This is fucking stupid, everyone knows the Earth is clearly a trapezoid.
>>705057814
Top is shopped
>>705058237
I bet you think the earth is round too.
>>705059099
Explain why the sun isn't yellow in the top picture
> Get big circle object made of concrete
> put head really close to surface and look along it to simulate the scale of earth IRL
> observe how it looks straight in the middle
> drop on head and kys
pics from other anons that you need moar
Abi Nelson from Nebraska girl on kitchen counter
moar!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>walk in home
>see wife/gf like this
Wat do
>>705052883
Kill them both.
Turn 360 degrees and leave.
Turn 720 degrees and moonwalk away
>>705052883
Just sit down and watch. Done it before
Pull out camera film, then invite 5 guys over to fuck her and guilt trip her into doing it. Get it on video, post it on the Internet. Leave her for the lulz
Deutscher Fotzen Faden™ Frühedition
echt ziemlich traurig hier
was sagt ihr dazu?
Was ist denn hier los, schon so früh wach faggots?
Ich stell. Mal ein paar fragen
Warum schon wach?
Wofür das letzte mal eine größere Summe Geld ausgegeben?
Was trinkt ihr so wenn ihr unterwegs seit?
Schlimmstes oder peinlichstes Erlebnis mit dem anderen Geschlecht zusammen?
>>705060030
Das selbe was ich immer sag: Du bist ne dumme Fotze
WHO DARES TO ROLL?
Rolling for your fuck-date tonight
>>705060807
Rall
>>705060871
My god why?!
>>705060807
jkjjkj
rolling
>>705060807
rolling for 5
ITT: CRACKY VS. ROSE
THE BATTLE OF THE UNSTALKABLES
CRACKY-CHAN -- THE SKY GODDESS, FOREVER QUEEN OF /B/
-VERSUS-
ROSE -- EVERY AUTIST'S GF, FOREVER QUEEN OF /R9K/
REFEREES FOR THIS MATCH ARE:
-WEEABOO AND GRAVURE IDOL, APPLEMILK1988
-CAMWHORE AND QUEEN OF /B/'s NEWFAGS, BOXXY
-ANOREXIC AND SOMETIME BEEFFLAP FLASHER, EUGENIA COONEY
-MINOR CELEBRITY MODEL AND 4CHAN GROUPTHINK BENEFICIARY, CREEPY CHAN
WHO WILL COME OUT ON TOP AS 4CHAN'S ULTIMATE UNSTALKABLE SUPREME OBJECT OF OBSESSION???
IN THE LEFT CORNER, CCCCCCCRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAACCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY CCCCCCCCHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!
AND IN THE RIGHT CORNER....
RRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSSSSSSSSSSSSEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Alright you two. I want a good clean fight.
No biting, no scratching, no eye gouging, and nothing below the belt.
When the bell rings, the fight stops. Got it?
Got it.
It's that time
>>705050751
roll
Rolling
>>705050751
rooll
.
>>705050751
roll
Celeb thread
pip related (video):
candidgirls.io/v/9cbce0fd28
dumping some good shit 1
dumping some good shit 2
dumping some good shit 3
Alright 4chin, time for another undressing thread. Post your friends/crushes/family members and I will do what I can. Doing x-rays, nude-bubbling, bubbling, and full nudes.
>pic related, it's from my earlier thread today
Quick guide for you perverts:
X-Rays: Sheer clothing, preferably black or white.
Bubbling/Nude Bubbling: Bikinis or lingerie necessary, the more clothing I remove, the longer it will take.
Full Nudes: At my discretion. These take a chunk of time.
Will be reposting earlier work from today until I get submissions.
I noticed 4chin never has these threads anymore. Thought it was time blow the dust off.
I've been experimenting with a combination of fakery and x-rays to bring out details or x-ray quickly where it isn't usually worthwhile.
one in black bikini bro
Bump for OP love these threads
Let's get a TX thread going
512 here
bump
254 reporting how's it going in Austin
also 512 wuddup
>>705050061
Honestly been better but felt like sharing this gem with people
Hope it makes someone's night
>>705050147
Howdy
Nice gal
Washington state girls
Any yakima girls or surrounding areas?
>>705048647
Any Kirkland girls?
>>705048974
Bump for 509 area
Area Code Hook-up
Male 619/858 San Diego
612
707 arcata male here.
>>705053643
619 downtown
316/22/M
Straight.
>>705053817
male or female?age?
30 white male Op here
Continuing >>705047734
>>705058946
stop linking to previous posts in the title, just write something stupid like the rest of us
>>705058946
Yeh.
>>705059109
Hmmm, last thread was far from boring...moar?
THERES A GODDAMN BARN OWL IN MY HOUSE
I DON'T KNOW HOW IT GOT IN BUT I FOUND IT EATING FROM THE GARBAGE IN MY KITCHEN AND WHEN IT SAW ME IT SHREIKED LIKE A FEMINIST AND STARTED SHITTING EVERYWHERE FLYING AROUND AND KNOCKING SHIT OFF THE WALLS. FUCKER FLIES TOO FAST FOR ME TO GET A DECENT PICTURE.
I MANAGED TO LOCK IT IN THE GUEST ROOM BUT I HAVE NO IDEA HOW I'M GOING TO GET THIS SONOFABITCH OUT OF THE HOUSE
PLEASE HALP
throw a blanket over it you fucking pussy
>>705054440
/Thread
im owl
this offends me
just chase it out
Go in guest room, close door behind you. Open window and remove screen. Turn the lights off in the room. He or she may leave on their own.
In honor of 4chan being spared the reaping, you are all invited to the first thread on 8 chan's loli board to request free lolitician (lil girl politician) porn from the artists in spite of Hillary who we thought was shutting down the site because we did porn of her lol.
will bump with some Hilloli
>>705040599
I can't enjoy this. Anything Hillary for that matter. The name is ruined.
any programming fags? i need a code or script or whatever the fuck you call it to permanently delete a folder when that folder is accessed
im giving $200 paypal to whoever fucking helps me with this so include your info when you post
>>705046741
folder.on("open",delete());
Why? Need details.
>>705047270
stfu nigger
>>705047072
ok... now what am i supposed to do with that for it to work?
OPs intentions are obvious
>>705047820
So the folder get's deleted even if he accesses it? That changes things.
