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FB fab thread continued
>>687456537
when I come out from the shower, she sit in the sofa with a crown on her head.
I let the towel down, and walks to stand right in front of her. I take her head and let her suck my cock, which rapidly is reaching it's full size. Her head is bobbing back and forth - but she cannot take the full shaft.
I lay her down on her back, sitting over her head so she can lick my balls while I free her tits from the bra - and I fell them up good. A few times, she also lick my ass - fells nice and now I am diamond.
I...
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>>687455384
More cum tributes from that guy
ITT: The one celeb you must want to fuck.
>>687453982
Why do you insist on trying to make this a thing?
>>687454026
not him but why do you insist on picking on someone elses preferences let him like who he likes
>>687453982
fuck off.
>>687454160
Yeah posting the same pic posted every day as a joke, definitely a genuine one.
Kim Kardashian is the literal 10/10 modern day personification of Cleopatra and if you disagree you are gay.
>>687435652
>Armenian
>Cleopatra
K
I'd fuck a trap over her
>>687435652
everything about her is fake.
look at that disgusting fake ass in the middle pic. like she's wearing a fucking diaper. gross
>>687435652
apparently i'm gay as fuck. a real, massive, gigantic faggot.
>>687435841
can you not handle a real woman?
Tortilla de patata.
cocaina y vino
¡Viva el vino!
Vamo a calmaro y a torear ole ole, deurien morir tots
>>687443815
con o sin cebolla?
>>687443815
Ommelette di fromage
All /fur/ thread, post whatever gets you off :3
>>687455490
still lurkin
>>687455804
nice.
It's just 44 guys. Come on
>>687456828
we got it already
sigh, op missed it again just perfectly. :(
We got 44 in the last one
We got it in the last one again
op is a faggot
we gots the 44 op
44 was get in last thread
post a super power you want and others will give you a hinderence that comes with that power
e.g
>super speed
>only got one leg
last one reached limit
Teleportation
>>687452091
blind
Post cp with out getting banned is my power
hypnotise lolis into fucking me
Whenever you use it, you become nude and extremely horny.
yl yl? yl yl
Shota traps?
>>687445543
>>687445667
Us ghey-shotafags had a decent train tonight, I'll try and bump with what little I've got, you bros should get a proper shot too
>>687446074
Where's the rest of it, why only post 3 pages
ITT: Why your life sucks
I'll start
>40 balding
>Live in mom's basement
>Can't hold a job, fired 4 times in past year
>Depressed, alcoholic
>Resorts to fucking men out of loneliness
>Diabetic
>Mexican
>>687424503
well stop that then
>severely bipolar
>self-mutilate semiconstantly
>can't hold a job for more than a few months
>also depressed alcoholic, drunk right now
>predisposed to glaucoma, parkinson's, alzheimer's, and all sorts of other fun things
>attempted suicide thrice, can't even do that right
pic unrelated but emily bloom is amazing
>>687424677
Dubs don't lie, nor do trips
>>687424797
Except you didn't GET trips, you fucking autistic faggot. Fuck yourself.
>>687424503
>22
>Balding
>Had sex once
>got herpes
>Hear voices at night
>congenital heart defect born with
>Acne
>Cant grow facial hair
>Sever anxiety causes chest pains and other wierd shit
Positives
>6'2
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Come on guys. 77 isn't that hard
>>687453806
Roll
>>687453965
Roll
we got 77 in the other post before you redirected, you better have it fucking count OP
We did it in the last post
op we got 77 already
post your chicks your shouldn't share or whatever
>>687449077
Bring it over here
>>687449192
Do you have a fully dressed selfie of her?
ctrl+f porn webm
bumping for NEEDED interest
>>687443015
Damn this is fucking hot, who is this?
>>687442420
I'm gonna need a sauce on this OP
Canada nudes thread. 902/Halifax reporting in.
204
>>687421751
nice! any more of her or 204?
>>687420955
More?
bump
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One puuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuunch
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>>687448183
rekt, you lil' bitch
FB Fab Thread Continued!
>>687451860
is the person who wanted more of her still here?
>>687451935
YLYL
>>687449952
good job cutting the clip before he uses the other end
>>687449952
>>687450042
>>687450097
>>687450221
you call this ylyl?
all/fur
idgaf edition
lurkin
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Am i fat? Part 4. Ok guys go ahead be as mean as you can. i dare you to make me cry. Every 5 mean comments i will post 1 more pic.
just a bit fat...
>>687433317
gross
>>687433317
dem stretch lines
>>687433317
You look perfect to me. Could put on a couple more pounds and still be good. But just a couple OK.
Wonder if this is OC or trolling?
I'm sorry about your stretch marks. At least you'll never hear about them in person because no one will ever fuck you. But at least you have /b right? Your parents must be so proud.
Feels thread anyone?
>>687432340
3 hours before a meeting that will set how my future 5 years turn out? No thank you, i will have feels later.
>>687432340
I cannot forget my teenage crush even though I haven't seen her for 16 years. SHe gave me her heart but I was so autistic that I evaded, I felt more safe playing Half Life 1 and StarCraft 1.
But I couldn't forget that lost chance.
I live in a suburban town I moved to tree years ago, which is in a very populated region. There is a bar nearby and I think I saw her yesterday with her husband. I'm always believing I'm seeing her everywhere with a nice life. I take the subway and I...
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What's got you down OP?
Hi. looking at this picture, is it safe to assume that if I cut my left side it'll be more effective than if I cut my right side?
I wanted to kill myself cutting my arm but it seems not to be viable.
>inb4 stream it
>inb4 don't do it
I still like you guys, but no, I won't stream it and I will do it.
Fighting a depression since 2003, anxiety from birth, very negative memories, I feel like shit, I have no money, job, or career, live with mom, +20% of unemployment in my nation......
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>>687433915
If you want to die without making a mess just google up the helium method. I will just jump from a high place to show the world I am no longer afraid. If you decide to do it I will meet you son, all depends on my gf.
