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The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
At my work, they installed one of those digital picture frames above the time clock. It was supposed to display propaganda for whatever charities the store is running, but someone took the USB drive out. I have a 15MB USB stick that I'm willing to leave in this frame. Upload whatever you guys want to be on it. Only SFW images, I don't want to get fired over this. I'll post time-stamped pics of it once the deed is done, and greentext of any consequences.
Bumping for interest
This
COLOR WARS GAME
let's fight over colors
RULES
>you must name both your color and the color you wish to attack other wise your post is invalid
>you must share a border with your target (no airstrikes)
>if you roll repeating 0s (dub 0 trip 0 etc.) your attack fails and you lose equivalent territory to your target.
>once we get down to 2 colors SUDDEN DEATH MODE will initiate. Every successful roll will get 10 blocks.
>IF
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Bumping
blue to green
Blue strikes green.
I'm purple, kill blue.
Olympics are starting soon.
Roll and see which girl your sperm will be swimming inside of while they are swimming in the pool competing.
rollinrollingrollin
roll pls roll
>>686211237
rolling
>>686211237
Rolling for something good
>>686211237
Rollerino
I feel like shit
Feels thread
same.
How you holding up, /b/?
>tfw 30 y/o virgin
I think I need to cook her a lil more what do u think /b/ pic related
>>686198480
try less.
>>686198480
Specified thread doesn't exizt fag.
>>686198480
timestamp
>>686198480
It's bread.
More?
Lol u guys win im asking sis for nudes. Dubz decides.
>>686209064
I can give you the cash if you give me the titties :DDDD
>>686209064
Can I see your feminine penis?
Keep us updated op
White knights will just warn her faggot
Ultimate YLYL thread
1 giggle and YOURE OUT
>>686210696
Is that your best
>>686210696
Lost. Good one
>>686210696
That's just fucked...unless it's a made up story to go with pictures of some worthless autistic kid. Then it's hilarious.
Psychiatrist back again.
>AMA
How do I keep the past in the past and stop blaming my parents?
>>686200915
Give me an example.
How do you manage patients on clozapine? E.g. how often do you run cloz clinics, and what pathology tests do you request routinely?
>>686201104
Parents used to ignore my desire to become an artist as I grew up. Just ignored me in that sense.
Also, my dad used to always tell me that I'm not good enough( on a regular basis) for shits and giggles even though I used to do good in school. Now, my default view of myself is that I'm a failure.
My gfs mom is on a morphine drip dying of cancer. She was also abused by her stepdad from ages 8 to 14.. In her 20s now struggling with anxiety and depression. Her mom didn't divorce her stepdad until she was 16, while she lived with her aunt and uncle down the street.
She has a grudge understandably, but loves her mom still to an extent. Any advice in a hard time?
71 Decides what I do with muh new knife
>>686211385
Inb4 >goes in pooper meme..
put balls on flat surface and stab
>>686211385
Cut
stab yourself in the throat... honestly... I don't care. I've grown apathetic at OP
that's a shitty 3 dollar knife
>throw it out
Waifu Claiming Thread
Claim your waifu/husbando, post pictures, discuss things and have fun!
>>686212825
Oh no, dirty impostors!
claim
Miho claimed
Hey /b/, how's it feel knowing you'll never have my good looks, money charisma, strength or social status? Pic related, it's me
You look like a fucking loser
>>686210366
Tits of gtfo
>>686210366
i feel so bad for you dude damn
Did you have a good time at prom, lil fella?
>>686210440
Talking to me like that wont get you at the cool table, faggot.
Hey /b/ i have never seen 2 babies 1 fox and cant find it can anyone help me out
Just try and roast me.
Protip - You can't, just try it.
you look like markiplier if he was a millinial cunt.
>>686210879
No timestamp. So it's not you.
But still, gay ass haircut, incapable of growing full facial hair.
Faggot.
Faggot OP.
Faggot OP who wants a faggot to faggot his faggot.
Did I mention that you're gay and this thread is gay?
I'm pretty sure I did. But just to be sure, you're a faggot OP.
Did... did I do it right?
>>686211077
try harder faggot, thats actually a compliment hehe :D
>>686210879
OP is a fag
>>686211137
this faggot is right you faggot, piece of faggot queer faggot. fucking fag faggot.
fb fap thread go
>>686209813
>>686210021
>>686210622
>>686210622
>>686210669
85 tells me what to do
Kill yourself and stream it
Become heterosexual.
Stop being a faggot
>>686212266
face reveal
>>686212334
this
Daily Mostly Enjoyable Berserk Thread.
Come one, come all, and come read a few chapters with us.
It's not porn, but it's still pretty good.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rBR YS92RBWI
Links to read Berserk online:
http://www.mangareader.net/96/berserk.html
http://mangasee.co/manga/?series=Berserk
http://www.evil-genius.us/
Links to Berserk torrent:
http://bakabt.me/162057-berserk.html
http://bakabt.me/164536-berserk-720p-bluray-yellow-flash.html
http://www.nyaa.se/?page=view&tid=466995
It's a manga that's been running for 20+ years now, and it's pretty incredible. One of the things that's most interesting about it, is that the author has basically reinvented himself in his style several times throughout the series, while still keeping it true to its roots. During the first 10 volumes (referred to collectively as the "Golden Age" arc), it's basically gritty 80s style manga of purely dark medieval warfare, becoming borderlined historical fiction. but in volumes 11-12+ literally hell opens up and pours itself onto earth evil...
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What's the first thing that pops into your head after seeing this webm?
>>686203589
bad resolution
>>686203589
The goddamn Jews are winning
>>686203589
Sauce?
I hate condoms.
>>686203589
Only this
http://1312484.igenapps.com/go-figure#0
Ask a guy who is going to fuck pornstar Lisa Sparxxx next month with 3 of his friends anything!!!!
Also is she anybody else's favorite pornstar???
Come on no questions?!
Are you going to have a dick sword fight?
How much is it going to cost you?
>>686205017
Hahaha no way man, it is going to be a little weird I'm sure but I'm so goddamn excited for it, we've been waiting like 7 months for her to get back with us and she booked it yesterday!!
>>686203982
it would be more interested to do this AFTER you fucked her. with proof pics.
ITT we ask each other questions about each other's countries of origin. I'll start.
>from USA
"Is it true people in the UK don't have garbage disposals in their sinks and use bidets every time they poop?"
poop
UK guy here. Our sewer systems are not that great which is why we throw everything in the trash instead of letting it through the disposal. As for the bidets that's mostly a southern thing
>>686206566
poop is an american invention, in the UK they have this sort of light-brown combination waste that they spray out their dick
>>686206566
usafag, is it true that Scotland is shit?
>>686206869
That shit is fucking gross dude stop.
>search for ylyl
>no ylyl
>ylyl
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