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>>686209970
Never?
Thursdays.
I rape women all the time. At work, on the street, when I'm driving to and from work, when I'm out to eat, when I go to the movies, when I go to a sporting event, when I rape women, when I renew my drivers license, when I'm grocery shopping, when I watch tv, when I'm at the bar, when I'm at a little kids birthday party, when I play vidya.
>>686210474
>look how cool I am because I rape all the sexay ladehs everyday!
>>686210474
>I rape women all the time
>when I rape women
>Kek
>>686210474
that's not cool bro.
Rate a dick thread
Last one riched image limit
Timestamp it faggots
>OP's cock
Nice dubs
Y does ur cock curve lol
>>686211155
Almost all cocks have curve niglet
>>686211155
Nice dubs
Why does mine curve?
Fresh rates? Im in!
You can we start a thread about existence? Because I'm drunk and high and just chillin.
Life is like a box of chocolates, u wish they were filled with caramel but they are just normal white girls.
Existing is hell in general
There is no existence. Existence is not even a concept, and concepts do not exist. "Thoughts" and "ideas" do not exist. You do not "think". There is no "you". There is no thing.
You can never be sure.
Entropy is the one single thing in our universe that is inescapable. At some point in the distant future, in tens of trillions of years, even protons will perhaps begin to spontaneously decay. Life, even in its most advanced state, is doomed to death in a cold universe.
Unless we can somehow prove the existence of and travel to a parallel universe.
anyone here in the army?
i want to join but i can only do 30 pushups/situps and can only run a half mile right now and it takes me around 4:30 to do that. and bct seems fun in some parts but being yelled at and smoked seems god awful, how bad is basic and do i have a chance?
>>686202623
As far as push ups and sit ups go, try this.
>4 sets of 25 pushups/situps a day until you can knock each set out perfectly
>3 sets of 33 pushups/situps a day until you can knock out each set out perfectly
>2 sets of 50 until you can knock out each set perfectly
From there shoot for 100 reps straight and double the ammount you fell short of 100 for your second set
Example: you complete 70 reps straight. your...
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It's the most fun you wish you never had. It's more of a mental game than anything, they do everything for a reason and if you can keep your head in the right place you'll do fine. It's nothing to fear or worry about. It's the guys that think their tough and better than everyone that have the toughest time, DS makes damn sure of that.
>>686203951
This. If you aren't a jackass they'll take care of getting you in shape and all that.
>>686204744
as far as push ups and sit ups am i ok? to get in tge army you have to ve able to do 13 push ups, 17 situps and run a 8:30 mile. so far i cant do the mile yet which is pathetic i guess
>>686203461
thanks will do this
Chubbies
monitoring
Anybody else going to help?
At my work, they installed one of those digital picture frames above the time clock. It was supposed to display propaganda for whatever charities the store is running, but someone took the USB drive out. I have a 15MB USB stick that I'm willing to leave in this frame. Upload whatever you guys want to be on it. Only SFW images, I don't want to get fired over this. I'll post time-stamped pics of it once the deed is done, and greentext of any consequences.
Bumping for interest
This
COLOR WARS GAME
let's fight over colors
RULES
>you must name both your color and the color you wish to attack other wise your post is invalid
>you must share a border with your target (no airstrikes)
>if you roll repeating 0s (dub 0 trip 0 etc.) your attack fails and you lose equivalent territory to your target.
>once we get down to 2 colors SUDDEN DEATH MODE will initiate. Every successful roll will get 10 blocks.
>IF
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Bumping
blue to green
Blue strikes green.
I'm purple, kill blue.
Olympics are starting soon.
Roll and see which girl your sperm will be swimming inside of while they are swimming in the pool competing.
rollinrollingrollin
roll pls roll
>>686211237
rolling
>>686211237
Rolling for something good
>>686211237
Rollerino
I feel like shit
Feels thread
same.
How you holding up, /b/?
>tfw 30 y/o virgin
I think I need to cook her a lil more what do u think /b/ pic related
>>686198480
try less.
>>686198480
Specified thread doesn't exizt fag.
>>686198480
timestamp
>>686198480
It's bread.
More?
Lol u guys win im asking sis for nudes. Dubz decides.
>>686209064
I can give you the cash if you give me the titties :DDDD
>>686209064
Can I see your feminine penis?
Keep us updated op
White knights will just warn her faggot
Ultimate YLYL thread
1 giggle and YOURE OUT
>>686210696
Is that your best
>>686210696
Lost. Good one
>>686210696
That's just fucked...unless it's a made up story to go with pictures of some worthless autistic kid. Then it's hilarious.
Psychiatrist back again.
>AMA
How do I keep the past in the past and stop blaming my parents?
>>686200915
Give me an example.
How do you manage patients on clozapine? E.g. how often do you run cloz clinics, and what pathology tests do you request routinely?
>>686201104
Parents used to ignore my desire to become an artist as I grew up. Just ignored me in that sense.
Also, my dad used to always tell me that I'm not good enough( on a regular basis) for shits and giggles even though I used to do good in school. Now, my default view of myself is that I'm a failure.
My gfs mom is on a morphine drip dying of cancer. She was also abused by her stepdad from ages 8 to 14.. In her 20s now struggling with anxiety and depression. Her mom didn't divorce her stepdad until she was 16, while she lived with her aunt and uncle down the street.
She has a grudge understandably, but loves her mom still to an extent. Any advice in a hard time?
71 Decides what I do with muh new knife
>>686211385
Inb4 >goes in pooper meme..
put balls on flat surface and stab
>>686211385
Cut
stab yourself in the throat... honestly... I don't care. I've grown apathetic at OP
that's a shitty 3 dollar knife
>throw it out
Waifu Claiming Thread
Claim your waifu/husbando, post pictures, discuss things and have fun!
>>686212825
Oh no, dirty impostors!
claim
Miho claimed
Hey /b/, how's it feel knowing you'll never have my good looks, money charisma, strength or social status? Pic related, it's me
You look like a fucking loser
>>686210366
Tits of gtfo
>>686210366
i feel so bad for you dude damn
Did you have a good time at prom, lil fella?
>>686210440
Talking to me like that wont get you at the cool table, faggot.
Hey /b/ i have never seen 2 babies 1 fox and cant find it can anyone help me out
Just try and roast me.
Protip - You can't, just try it.
you look like markiplier if he was a millinial cunt.
>>686210879
No timestamp. So it's not you.
But still, gay ass haircut, incapable of growing full facial hair.
Faggot.
Faggot OP.
Faggot OP who wants a faggot to faggot his faggot.
Did I mention that you're gay and this thread is gay?
I'm pretty sure I did. But just to be sure, you're a faggot OP.
Did... did I do it right?
>>686211077
try harder faggot, thats actually a compliment hehe :D
>>686210879
OP is a fag
>>686211137
this faggot is right you faggot, piece of faggot queer faggot. fucking fag faggot.
fb fap thread go
>>686209813
>>686210021
>>686210622
>>686210622
>>686210669
85 tells me what to do
Kill yourself and stream it
Become heterosexual.
Stop being a faggot
>>686212266
face reveal
>>686212334
this
