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Continuation of TimeClockFrame thread.
>>686213407
Post away
Å
>when his height starts with 5 feet
>>686210682
>being this ugly
>caring about height
>priorities
>check em'
>when she doesn't use metric system
>>686210815
>being a manlet
>>686210865
>using the system of measurement that didn't go to the moon
>>686210975
I'm 100% sure that every calculation was made in the metric system
>>686210682
hello. I'm 5'7". how are you?
Hello fellow 4chaners. I'm Catlin Jonsen from Reagal Films, I just wanted to feed the Illuminati
and tell you that i have burned 8 disks with A Day with SpongeBob SquarePants, and i want your help with sending out the disks to youtubers and wikiers. I know i'm breaking the law but i just wanna help. lots of love Catlin.
ps contact me at [email protected] if you are wandering about anything ells
>>686203780
rare flim i think,
fake or real?
>>686204347
i'm 100% real i promess
>>686203780
A mockumentery that supposedly existed that is a live action, low-budget spongebob movie.
Better call pan pizza, he'll bust a nut over this if its true
>>686204545
Post it to YouTube or something then. Plus the film isn't real probably.the whole regal thing is a money laundering thing I heard.
Dick in mouth thread
Noooo
>inb4 "I came buckets" and other such blatant non-sense.
>>686219160
i fucking jizzed
>>686219160
Figured out how to unlock it!!!! Was easy
>>686219160
seriously love this vid
>>686219160
from fance and got it quickly,thank you OP!
ITT: We just relax.
>>686210070
Okay.
:)
On a scale of 1-10, how chill are you right now?
>>686210070
ITT: jumpscares
>>686210803
50
Cringe bread
Man, John Cena is looking young.
>>686212741
>>686212830
Dumping Tinder OC
>>686212882
Looks like the average "pitbull owner"
I'm here to up the fucking cringe game in this pathetic thread
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yrko1TWRxGs
COCK TRIBUTE THREAD:
Post pictures to get COCK Tributed (COCKED on) and do some requests yourself. Everyone contribute for a good thread.
PIC RELATED - I will fulfill a few requests so post the pics you want COCKED on.
op?
She needs a big cock
this whore
Picureswap thread. You know what to do.
lol 15 people online
Teens
bump
>>686215047
Wtf color is she?
>>686215389
more?
>>686209970
Never?
Thursdays.
I rape women all the time. At work, on the street, when I'm driving to and from work, when I'm out to eat, when I go to the movies, when I go to a sporting event, when I rape women, when I renew my drivers license, when I'm grocery shopping, when I watch tv, when I'm at the bar, when I'm at a little kids birthday party, when I play vidya.
>>686210474
>look how cool I am because I rape all the sexay ladehs everyday!
>>686210474
>I rape women all the time
>when I rape women
>Kek
>>686210474
that's not cool bro.
Rate a dick thread
Last one riched image limit
Timestamp it faggots
>OP's cock
Nice dubs
Y does ur cock curve lol
>>686211155
Almost all cocks have curve niglet
>>686211155
Nice dubs
Why does mine curve?
Fresh rates? Im in!
You can we start a thread about existence? Because I'm drunk and high and just chillin.
Life is like a box of chocolates, u wish they were filled with caramel but they are just normal white girls.
Existing is hell in general
There is no existence. Existence is not even a concept, and concepts do not exist. "Thoughts" and "ideas" do not exist. You do not "think". There is no "you". There is no thing.
You can never be sure.
Entropy is the one single thing in our universe that is inescapable. At some point in the distant future, in tens of trillions of years, even protons will perhaps begin to spontaneously decay. Life, even in its most advanced state, is doomed to death in a cold universe.
Unless we can somehow prove the existence of and travel to a parallel universe.
anyone here in the army?
i want to join but i can only do 30 pushups/situps and can only run a half mile right now and it takes me around 4:30 to do that. and bct seems fun in some parts but being yelled at and smoked seems god awful, how bad is basic and do i have a chance?
>>686202623
As far as push ups and sit ups go, try this.
>4 sets of 25 pushups/situps a day until you can knock each set out perfectly
>3 sets of 33 pushups/situps a day until you can knock out each set out perfectly
>2 sets of 50 until you can knock out each set perfectly
From there shoot for 100 reps straight and double the ammount you fell short of 100 for your second set
Example: you complete 70 reps straight. your...
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It's the most fun you wish you never had. It's more of a mental game than anything, they do everything for a reason and if you can keep your head in the right place you'll do fine. It's nothing to fear or worry about. It's the guys that think their tough and better than everyone that have the toughest time, DS makes damn sure of that.
>>686203951
This. If you aren't a jackass they'll take care of getting you in shape and all that.
>>686204744
as far as push ups and sit ups am i ok? to get in tge army you have to ve able to do 13 push ups, 17 situps and run a 8:30 mile. so far i cant do the mile yet which is pathetic i guess
>>686203461
thanks will do this
Chubbies
monitoring
Anybody else going to help?
At my work, they installed one of those digital picture frames above the time clock. It was supposed to display propaganda for whatever charities the store is running, but someone took the USB drive out. I have a 15MB USB stick that I'm willing to leave in this frame. Upload whatever you guys want to be on it. Only SFW images, I don't want to get fired over this. I'll post time-stamped pics of it once the deed is done, and greentext of any consequences.
Bumping for interest
This
COLOR WARS GAME
let's fight over colors
RULES
>you must name both your color and the color you wish to attack other wise your post is invalid
>you must share a border with your target (no airstrikes)
>if you roll repeating 0s (dub 0 trip 0 etc.) your attack fails and you lose equivalent territory to your target.
>once we get down to 2 colors SUDDEN DEATH MODE will initiate. Every successful roll will get 10 blocks.
>IF
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Bumping
blue to green
Blue strikes green.
I'm purple, kill blue.
Olympics are starting soon.
Roll and see which girl your sperm will be swimming inside of while they are swimming in the pool competing.
rollinrollingrollin
roll pls roll
>>686211237
rolling
>>686211237
Rolling for something good
>>686211237
Rollerino
I feel like shit
Feels thread
same.
How you holding up, /b/?
>tfw 30 y/o virgin
I think I need to cook her a lil more what do u think /b/ pic related
>>686198480
try less.
>>686198480
Specified thread doesn't exizt fag.
>>686198480
timestamp
>>686198480
It's bread.
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