Okay /b/, my surgery is tomorrow.
What should I tell the surgeon right before I black out?
It's stomach surgery.
>>677434369
>I ate a sandwich last night and had some wine.
>>677434369
"double glove it, doc, lots of sperm down there"
"In my stomach there is a monitor and mouse. Click the mouse to roll a number."
dubs get one kidney
>>677434602
THIS
Need a good WW2 film or a film about communism/fascism any suggestions?
Hitler and Stalin's Magical Adventure
If anyone has a pic for this film please submit
CTRL V faggot's
no cheating
show me what u got
>>677435624
Quavo
I now hate this world a little more after learning about this fuck.
What do you expect from me? Do you want me to always tell you you're perfect and flawless and never constructively criticise you
Ayy lmao from an argument with soon to be ex-gf
>>677435624
Monster.2003.720p.BR.950MB.MkvCage.com
yo /b/ a friend of mine introduced me to his female friend while we're shopping.. So everything went well during that day we had fun. Now after she got my number we began to chat a bit but its very slow and a bit awkward.. how to keep up with a converation?
pic not related
bump, help me
cmon
give her space you creep.
>>677432535
Ask about things you like that she might like.
Christians, why you no original?
>>677431575
Roma locuta, causa finita
That jew fag jesus stole all that shit to control goyim
Jesus has the attributes of all of the other gods, doesn't that means he's superior?
>>677432804
No, it means the people who made up the Jesus fable were plagiarizing cunts.
New mene will be published today at 13:00 GMT (around 8 minutes from now). The mene will change the chan culture forever.
Stay on tune!
I don't have all day
I love memes
Memes is good. Waiting for OP to deliver.
Meme this shit fag
Would you fuck this little slut? want more?
>>677429855
yep
>>677429855
only if you have topless
>>677430088
Nudes?
I'M FUCKING LOSING MY MIND RN.
I HAVEN'T SLEPT IN 83 HOURS.
>>677435020
well, sleep, yo
So fucking sleep.
Then go to sleep...
>>677435020
Sleep tight egger
Hey anons.
You see this girl walking around drunk and alone after a festival through a dark park. Wat do?
kanker mannehaar
>>677433295
Where's her brunette friend?
I'd walk over and do my best to chat her up. She invites me up to her room at which point I'd fuck her dirty pussy hard while playing with those ferric tits. A little bit of anal before some serious deepthroat while I tug at her filthy dyed hair. Give her a fake number in the morning when she begs to do breakfast like the clingy slut she is.
>>677433295
Continue looking for a spot behind a tree to puke and pass out in because I'm fucked up as well.
s/fur sunday
Hey kitty wanna fuck?
>Meow
Some kind of anti-gravity device?
Are you gay? Sage
>>677435623
Photoshop faggot
Yeah. Antigravity devices are real, and easier than using a pipe hidden by the water.
you can clearly see the pipes behind the water...
story time. most fucked up sex encounter that you never told anyone about.
>>677433053
sucked myself off while a friend fucked me
>>677433053
I once tried chilling an old lady out in a Walmart parking lot. Little did I know, choking was her kink. She started moaning and begging me to squeeze harder, calling me Harold, and praising my efforts. I ended up getting the ol' slick Willy toothless blowjob in the back of her Buick.
>>677433053
About 8 years ago, the girl I was dating cane back from hanging with friends and was nearly blackout drunk and high, and she was the type that would smoke maybe once every 6 months or so.
We started fooling around and she literally passed out as I was pulling her pants down. Rolled her over on her stomach to see if she'd wake up, didn't. Slid my finger in her pussy to see if she'd wake up, didn't. Slid my cock in her with some lube and she still didn't wake up. Slid my cock in her ass very slowly and carefully and fucked her ass super slowly until I blew my load in her.
She complained the next day that her ass hurt while she was pooping and I blamed it on drinking so much she passed out and left me hanging. She blew me on the spot to "make up for it".
>>677433659
she didnt mind being ass raped in her sleep?
Waifu claiming thread.
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>discuss stuff
>drink tea
>im not a tea addict
>coffee is fine too i guess
>this keeps getting longer and longer
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!
Syndra claimed
>>677435152
>hate short girls
how is that even possible
WAITING FOR FAGS.
Waifu Master explosion disaster claimed.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7u2RoloKRnQ
Gamindustri best cosplay girl claimed.
Good afternoon guys c:
How's going everyone?
why don't you play smite?
i do play
i do tho
It's gay
because moba communities are the cancer of gaming
Dubs decides /b/ros
Say you're a nigger faggot
Lick eleven dicks
kill yourself
>>677429249
was it as wicked as mine? i shoved 5kg of melted chocolate down her asshole while her dog licked it up while i jerked HER off
Can we get a kitakana thread going so to educate ourselves better and become relevant again
>>677433038
if all white people--or any other race other than black--suddenly disappeared like blinked out of existence, it would stop the world. if all black people were gone, it would just be weird news tomorrow and there would be a few job openings.
Dubs gets porn. Trips gets FB
rolli macaroni
>>677433700
holy shit that was fast
>>677433700
WINRAR
>>677433402
roll
Ass thread
Rate me /b/?
Timestamp or gtfo
>>677433499
Wtf is on the floor
>>677433499
show dick
>>677433545
I can give you her name and address.
Cringe thread
>>677430768
just go to a trap loli or furry thread its wall to wall cringe and you don't have to leave /b/
>>677430893
so many of them it's old I need real people to cringe at
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J75x0foN1y4
