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Cops arrested me after I got caught for motor vehicle theft. I managed to smuggle my cell phone to this prison cell by putting the phone in my asshole and giving my 2nd spare phone to the idiots. Any tips what I should do to get out of here?
>>696330752
escape.
call 911
>>696331057
that would be fun, but then u will have no phone :P
>>696330752
kill self, post resutls.aedgrfgq
>>696330752
>>696331111
also check em
s/fur
yeeeee
Oh a fur thread just when i started fapping
Pick ONE
nexus
HTC 10
nexus
LG G5...
LG-G2
Trips gets my cunt exes nudes
>>696341214
I don't care about the cunt, post or get the fuck out
>>696341214
>its my wife
>its my sister
>its my gf
>its my cousin
>its my mom
>its my aunt
>its my ex
No, it's a lonely fucking teenage loser posting pictures of some girl who doesn't notice or care that he exists.
Fuck off with this cringe, you socially-stunted sperglet.
>>696341214
Rolling while I shit
roll
Been WAY too long since a good asian amateur thread! Get in here and post your quality pics.
I got a huge stash I'll dump from as long as other bro's share theirs and keep the thread alive. OC always welcome of course.
gonnna need a bump broskis...help an anon out
vidoere.tumblr.com
nicee!!!!!!!!!
I'd love to bloww a load in heeer ass.
this is the art of suckinggg:D.
gooooooood
oooooooohhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Deutschlandfaden!
Wie geht’s wie stehts?
Polizei Uniformen und -wägen in Blau oder Grün?
Habt ihr schonmal einen Rubiks Cube gelöst?
Welche Instrumente könnt ihr spielen?
Habt ihr schlechte Angewohnheiten?
"Ich bin locker 9/10." - Boxxer
>>696328469
>Wie geht’s wie stehts?
ganz gut, muss jetzt mal mit dem Lernen anfangen
>Polizei Uniformen und -wägen in Blau oder Grün?
Blau finde ich schöner
>Habt ihr schonmal einen Rubiks Cube gelöst?
ja
>Welche Instrumente könnt ihr spielen?
Triangel
>Habt ihr schlechte Angewohnheiten?
Nägel kauen
>>696328469
>Polizei Uniformen und -wägen in Blau oder Grün?
Grün
>Habt ihr schonmal einen Rubiks Cube gelöst?
Nö
>Welche Instrumente könnt ihr spielen?
Die Fleischflöte
>Habt ihr schlechte Angewohnheiten?
Ewig vor dem Internet versacken
>>696328469
1. Schwarz
2. Nein
3. Gitarre bass keyboard lineal
4. Ja. Diese hier u.a.
>>696328562
der steht auch 100pro auf nem Stuhl
Share your sexual assault story? I'm coming to terms with the fact that it happened to me, and knowing I'm not alone is becoming therapeutic.
> just broke up with the love of my life. Looked to a guy friend I had for support (he always wanted to sleep with me, but I needed a friend).
> he promised if I picked him up he wouldn't try anything, just give me a shoulder to cry on, yanno, "bro stuff."
> pick him up from park and bring him to my apartment to smoke
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He's right... of you don't consider it rape them it's consensual.. there is no in between... either concent was given or it wasn't.
>>696312542
Unless you post their names, this is a made-up story.
In fact, you are a guy fapping to this, arent you?
>>696312542
Sounds to me like you're a regretful slut
Didn't think it was rape at the time because I didn't think oral could be considered rape. The only reason he didn't want to have sex was because I told him I was on my period. I'm thankful it didn't go that far.
>>696312542
tits or GTFO
Let's see your wallpaper, anon.
>>696324520
your thread is gay
>>696324734
>>696324804
So much summer
>>696324520
Here's mine OP.
>>696324520
Here have fun
Waifu claiming thread.
Previous: >>696329120
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No RP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Naps are a GOOD idea
>Insult others with vigor
>If
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Claimed
Hi!
I hope that the manga dumper joins us again.
Girls you've whacked it too more than 10x
2
She just got married
NUDE GAME ***OPTIONAL NUMBERS/DUBS VERSION***
Same basic rules, but NUMBERS ARE OPTIONAL and DUBS ALWAYS WIN when replying to a post!
1. Post a clothed Picture of your girlfriend, wife, or ex.
OPTIONAL: add a number (OR MULTIPLE NUMBERS) between 0 and 9 to your post.
2. If someone replies to your post (and If the last digit of their reply post ID ends in the number you choose), you must post any picture they request.
3. Best to make your request in your reply and not later as to avoid confusion.
4. If you post a pic of your girl but
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continuing
#2
can this anon come back
9
>>696334809
bump
>>696334942
Shower video
Did someone say Irish sluts?
>inb4 no
Good luck
Leitrim reporting in
No.
>OP can't inb4, newfriend
Galway's finest checking in.
The last person in this thread doesn't get a (You).
(You)
>>696331570
What?
According to this guy this isn't our county
Thoughts?
>>696315693
fucking zionist piece of shit
He means this
>OMG the people are taking their country back
>oh no us jews are next
>better start shiling some propaganda
>tell them that they should feel sorry for the blacks
>then we can tell them to apologize for the holocaust and all whites are evil
Anyone got a link? He's "taken over" the late show a dozen times already and I don't want to sift through petty bullshit for 3 hours
4Chan is a really good place to spread misinformation isn't it?
Loli Thread. Last one died.
http://www.pomfpomf.moe/doujins/262/
You gotta actually post shit if you want your thread to last
>>696322758
then this one will die too
YLYL DARK EDITION
What's all of this newfag 9fag bullshit?
Havent fapped in a week lets go
eyy
roll
Roll
let's do it
r
Roll
I could never let you go.
>>696334396
Ah, well, that's a good enough reason.
Why are there actual people voting for fucking Hillary? I know some feminist, fucking femanazi is going to comment on this saying shit like "FUCK YOU! HILLARY IS A GOOD PERSON WHO BELIEVES IN EQUAL RIGHTS!!" Well listen to me, if Hillary wins, the devil is going to spawn and males everywhere will be treated like fucking dirt! Oh and equal rights is a fucking lie, you only want to have equal rights if its convenient for you! Once they start shipping you off to wars, and recruiting you, then we'll talk! EVERYONE SUCKS 2016
>>696320918
At least she's not retarded like the other guy
>>696320918
