Trying to show my friend what 4chan is about. Do your worst.
Omfg, So cute :3 i can't even
high anons friend and welcome to our little community!
share memes get epic gets and haz all the lolz and you will get along fine here! XDDDDD
Get ready ;)
Put your
>>age
>>gender
>>sexual preference
>>snapchat name
>>18
>>M
>>F
>> AnonTheNig
U first faggot
Rip Van Bullwinkle
M
Straight
hailaugustus
19
M
Straight
liam.a8
Ask someone who can pick lock with paper clips, anything
>>676292534
Where did you learn that?
>>676292534
How do you do it?
How long does it take?
What's your top5 anime?
>>676292692
literally learnt today
why not just get some picks?
Continued Big Important Company thread, last one 404'd due to Bernie and his liberal radicals. Charles, CEO
>>676297765
Charles,
Did you get the memo to take the garlic bread out?
John.
Guys there's still shit everywhere when will Pablo stop whacking it in the closet and clean this?
>>676297765
CHARLES, MY ROBOT THAT THE ENGINEERS BUILT TO DO MY DUTIES WHILE I WAS IN MOSCOW MALFUNCTIONED AND DIDN'T CLEAN
PAUL THE JANITOR
>>676297765
HR ANNOUNCEMENT
My sister is coming over later today. Act accordingly.
-Lenny
loli thread
>>676295218
>>676295727
Sluts you know and want
Gonna be dumping Brandi from MA, for as long as people are bumping.
Creepshot Thread????
>>676286785
bump
Ylyl hardcore edition
Here's another hunger games for all the HG addicts.
Post 48 tributes and we'll get the game going.
Max
Wizard of Yendor
Taura!
Mama Luigi
mexithread 2da version
>>676292274
https://www.dropbox.com/s/smygyzuanzso2ew/VID-20150415-WA0108.mp4?dl=0
al que me preguntaba por el hermano, no me importa que pensaria el
>>676292274
saquen de matamoros
como cuando captcha entiende q es un mexithread
You Nostalgia You Lose
Continued >>676283322
>>676292689
remember playing this on my uncles old pc
>>676292689
>having a gg as a kid
????
>tfw my powerback doesn't hold a charge any more
More pics you said you wouldn't share
Here is Danielle C.
Already in >>676282331
>>676282304
OP, tell her she has really stupid tattoos and that I hope her kid catches the hiv
A deal's a deal, pokebox! You gotta suck on my nipples!
>>676290141
Faces of /b/ continued
Check it. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a3EkwowNogg
>>676290124
the best thread of the day
So...you still think little girls are helpless?
>>676282261
yes
>>676282261
>53 lbs
I mean good for her for doing all that shit but I could still knock her out since I'm 3 times her size.
She'd put up a good struggle
>>676282261
Yes
Regrettably, my girlfriend passed away in a train explosion several years ago.
I recently discovered a trove of old nudes, but I am unsure of whether it would be good to release them. On the one hand, I want to respect her memory, but on the other hand, releasing them would bring joy to many.
So I'm leaving the decision up to fate, and if someone gets 89, I'll go ahead and dump them.
Holy shit, the entire train just exploded? Wtf?!?!
Rip
rip
Got it
Just forced my sister to fuck me and I got it on vid, /b/:
http://6i9.no/wincest
pic related
>>676291125
Shit....Nigga....
>>676291125
mmmuhhhHHH...I cums and farting at same time!!... spray shitstain onto my cat!!...it got scared so hard it cummed too!!!!!.... cummed right into my sister bunghole!!!
>>676291125
Godlike!
>>676291125
HOOOOOOOOOOLY SHIT YOU ACTUALLY POSTED THIS
Small/Limp Penis Humiliation Thread cont.
Last Friday, my girlfriend's ex-boyfriend was paroled.
The night before, my girlfriend asked me if it would be alright for him to crash at our place. I objected of course, but then she got really upset and started crying because I wasn't being supportive. They have a child together and she wanted her son to be able to spend some time with his father. I felt really conflicted because I have been filling in as the boys father for the past 3 years. I've taken him shopping for school clothes, I take him to school every morning and I've spent hundreds of hours helping him with his homework.
She went to go pick him up @ 7am. I called her around 12pm to ask her if she wanted to have lunch with me and it quickly became apparent that she was in the act of having sex while talking to me on the phone. I called her out for it and she didn't deny it. It sounded like she just dropped the phone on the floor. I listened to her get railed for as long as I could take it, but I eventually broke down in tears and hung up the phone.
Before I got off of work Friday afternoon, my girlfriend sent me this snapchat.
Of course, I'm furious about it. I've never been this angry. I went home to confront the man in my house and as soon as I saw him he grabbed me by the throat and pushed me into the corner of my foyer. He made it very clear that he was physically stronger than me, but he didn't strike me. He told me to go get him a beer. I looked at my girlfriend and she wouldn't make eye contact with me. After I got his beer and gave it to him, I spent all weekend listening to them fuck in my bedroom. They never stopped. Three whole days of fucking non stop and she was extremely loud.
I think he's dealing drugs out of my house, now. If I call the cops, I could be charged with maintaining a dwelling for the distribution of narcotics and my house could be seized and auctioned. I inherited it from my late mother and it's paid for.
How do I get this guy out of my house?
Burn down the house with all of them in it.
>>676277216
You stop being a fucking beta cuck and you stab them both.
pay a stronger guy to remove him...
>>676277216
>The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
>Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.