Ask a guy who was almost lured into sex by a sissy/trap anything
pic semi related
and I officially hate St patties day now
well what the fuck happened brah
greentext?
>>674512289
>Be me at a dorm party about 2 hours ago
>Doing Jaeger bombs and fireball shots like theres no tomorrow
>Party ends up going across the street to college housing area
>Whole fucking block party going on
>WOOHOO
>Start to feel that need to black out
>Ok ok ok gotta sober up its still kinda early
>Force myself to throw up in the bathroom
>Sit on some random couch
>Then this little cutie sits up next to me
>"Too much to drink?"
>yeah I need to relax if I'm gonna keep going
>Gets on me and starts making out
>Alcohol can't control so I go into it
>Some of my buds are eye brow raising me but whatever I don't care
>Most of the people in the area are fucking drunk anyways
>Last thing I remember was some guy screaming "THIRSTY THURSDAY!!"
>Next thing I know I'm in my dorm room ontop of this girl trying to fuck her
>Proceed to go towards pantsu ready to go full balls deep
>Think I'm grabbing my own cock
>Where the fuck is your vag?
>"Huh?"
>Sliding pantsu and I don't see a vag
>Vison somewhat blurry
>Oh fuck MUST RESIST PASSING OUT
>End up pushing my penor into a wall of flesh
>Giggling
>Thats your vag wall I'm hitting right
>"hehe no silly! hold on"
>Now "it" Grabs me and tries to guide me elsewhere
>Wait so I wasn't grabbing myself...?
>"Get in me I'm dripping anyways"
>WAIT WAIT WAIT A MINUTE
>Beer goggles start to clear up
>HOLY SHIT!!!
>"WHAT!?!? WHATS WRONG BABE????"
>YOU'RE YOU'RE YOU'RE!!!!!
>"What?!??!"
>GET OUT GET THE FUCK OUT NOW!!
>It ends up pulling up her pantsu and runs out my room
>Look at phone 2 hours have passed by
Now I'm here talking to you guys. I'm scared /b/
>>674513475
that's sick you should've banged her.
I'm writing a story/comic about a girl who joins an all-male baseball team. To make her feel welcome, the male players pull naughty pranks on her.
I need some clever ideas for practical jokes her teammates can play on her. The pranks can be cute, naughty, playful, dirty, innocent, extreme... anything!
All ideas are welcome and much appreciated.
>>674513168
Go to a draw or comic board. /b/ isn't really going to help you out.
>>674513168
I remember your other thread. It was gay.
Also, if it's a comic, try >>>/co/. They love projects.
>>674513726
>Go to a draw or comic board. /b/ isn't really going to help you out.
No ideas? You'e no help!
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Which one would you fuck?
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>>674513902
The stupid ginger
>>674513902
Righty. I'd like her hair down though, and dripping wet.
>>674513902
The blonde
My girlfriend left for Ultra tonight, I couldn't go this year because I have a big project at work that's wrapping up this weekend and I need to be here.
I told her it was chill to dance with other guys and whatnot. One friend says it just means I'm secure, another says I'm a cuck.
Which one is it /b/?
Your gf is gonna dry hump every dude there
You a bitch. Or you gay.
if that's your girlfriend you are fucked OP
>>674512942
She was gonna do it anyway, the difference is that now she's not gonna feel shitty about it.
You're a cuck.
Any PA fags up?
Pittsburgh here
24 m 412
814 reporting in
570 here
610 here
Dubs gets a random steam key from a humble bundle i bought a year ago and didn't claim
id/acagebeyond rolling
id/ssbm*captainfalco
rolling
>>674514057
reroll
rollo
guess her name for nudes
Athena
>>674512473
look likes a sarah with a h to me
julie
Britney
show me your war face /b/!
AHHHHH
Why isn't this trending? I can't be the only one who heard about this.
This fucking Trump supporting punk came out to a rally and started harassing some poor black guy who supports Sanders, even having the nerve to follow him into a crowd and yell at his back when he tried to get away. Eventually the local news stations tried to stop him and ask why he was doing it- all he could say was "for the white power". You fucking Trump supporters have taken this too far, if this Skrillex looking fuckwad is anything like the rest of you... truly abysmal behavior.
Bernie is a cuck. TRUMP for president.
>>674511608
You've got it backwards, Trump is a cuck. SANDERS for president. Do you really want to see this greasy looking fuck boy get himself and his Aryan brothers an equally racist president, who hates black people?
>>674511952
Yes
Bump to help spread awareness and save this great nation from the likes of racist Trump supporters.
h/fur
Herm cock is the best!
requests?
PUH LEESE Anon, you think that you can dance better than I? I'd bet my left breastplate you couldn't even out dance Sans pet rock, Certainly not with those legs. but why don't you prove me wrong. En Garde!
>>674513906
>>674513906
Cancerous community. Stop this at once.
end it all, op
end it all, op.
Hello, anons. Over the course of several years, I've been intimately involved with my younger sister. Our sexual endeavors began Valentines day of 2007, when she was 4 months shy of 11 years old. I swear to you, this is a legitimate story, believe it or not.
>We were all playing house, me, my 10 year old sister, and our three cousins (two female, one male, with the girls being around my sister's age, and my male cousin being 6 years old. I was 14 at the time.)
I was the father, my oldest cousin and my sister were in the midst of arguing who would play the role of wife, and my yonger cousin was satisfied with being the "family dog" as always.
Would /b/ like to hear more?
>>674514808
Only if you post pictures
At least wait an hour before you start making delicious copypasta, newfriend. Ideally a week would be better.
from the last thread if anyone missed it
>>674512389
fake
>>674512389
more?
>>674512389
Tell her timestamp
>>674512389
"Gallery"
ITT:
Dick Puns
I call my dick "Age of Ultron" because it's pretty unimpressive and those who saw it were reluctant.
>>674511361
I call my dick "my cat that died 2 weeks ago and is buried in the garden", because I buried my dick in the garden and my mother started crying.
I call my dick "a book" because it's too hard and no one uses it anymore.
I call my dick the game ender, because once I pull it out in the livingroom, its game over.
I call my dick grandpa, cause no one wants to visit it anymore
Would you bang my girlfriend?
>>674512643
Not in my swamp bitch
would rather stick my dick in a blender
>>674512777
I GOT FUCKIN TRIPS. THIS IS A GET THREAD NOW
Would you fuck the bunny?
Illinois wins bread!
Last one died prematurely.
Looking for Tinley/Orland/708 folks
>>674510104
My state!!! Don't die on me now, thread!
bump for orland
Never any 224 in these. Threads dead already
>>674512046
But if any 847/224 show up. Ask for my k. Ik
What do?
>>674511904
so fake. but i'd give it a go.
>>674511904
suck her dick ironically
thafuck you mean what do?
>>674511904
swipe right for the love of god!!!
You wana watch porn together? You wana watch regular movies together? Either way. Come to ankhstream doot com#bong for porn, all other streams are movies and series. Get the fuck in here.
>>674513197
THERE'S TITS
WHAT ARE YOU GAY? GET IN HERE OR BE GAY.
>>674513358
ONLY FAGS AREN'T IN HERE
Holy shit best shit ever niggas.
Why do Asian girls love Black guys so much?
Why do Asian girls love MySpace so much?
>>674511186
Are there lots of Black men on MySpace?
Why do Asian girls come from the European continent?
>>674510868
god poor thing he looks like he must smell awful, like right out of the shower "clean" he will still smell like wet nigger. as far as your question OP first of all you are a faggot second, they are too scared to say no to those animals, you mistake "love black guys so much" for "scared that they will kill me if I dont pretend to enjoy being raped."
noone loves black guys but nice bait i did respond
Hey /b/, I need to get something off my chest.
>be me
>be in high school
>be fat and ugly
>pretty rich.
>last month I got with this girl
>solid 7/10
>I was surprised, she wasn't the type who would date an ugly man like me.
>she seemed to love me, I loved her
>she wanted me to buy her a lot of stuff, and she never really talked to me when there were people around
>when we did talk, she just told me about things she wanted
>I bought her those things because I was getting popular for being with her
>didn't wanna lose that
>(she often wanted makeups and shit like that, and we did have normal conversations, too, but I'm not focusing on that)
>last week, she came to me asking to buy her a really fancy ring
>whopping $650
>I bought it for her anyways
>she thanked me, kissed me and what not
>I asked if she wanted to hang out at my house or something
>she politely said no
>she leaves
I haven't talked to her since. She never replies to my texts or picks up her phone. I never see her in the halls. I'm not rich anymore, and I think she left me. Was I used?
(Pic related, it's her. Wanting me to buy her something.)
How fucking old are you
>>674511609
what the fuck do you think? yes you were used. you are a beta orbiter. this is why you nut up and start telling women no.
>>674511609
if youre broke after buying her some crap you were never rich
>>674511885
19. I mostly inherited the money. The rest is from my part-time job.
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