Hello, anons. Over the course of several years, I've been intimately involved with my younger sister. Our sexual endeavors began Valentines day of 2007, when she was 4 months shy of 11 years old. I swear to you, this is a legitimate story, believe it or not.
>We were all playing house, me, my 10 year old sister, and our three cousins (two female, one male, with the girls being around my sister's age, and my male cousin being 6 years old. I was 14 at the time.)
I was the father, my oldest cousin and my sister were in the midst of arguing who would play the role of wife, and my yonger cousin was satisfied with being the "family dog" as always.
Would /b/ like to hear more?
>>674514808
Only if you post pictures
At least wait an hour before you start making delicious copypasta, newfriend. Ideally a week would be better.
from the last thread if anyone missed it
>>674512389
fake
>>674512389
more?
>>674512389
Tell her timestamp
>>674512389
"Gallery"
ITT:
Dick Puns
I call my dick "Age of Ultron" because it's pretty unimpressive and those who saw it were reluctant.
>>674511361
I call my dick "my cat that died 2 weeks ago and is buried in the garden", because I buried my dick in the garden and my mother started crying.
I call my dick "a book" because it's too hard and no one uses it anymore.
I call my dick the game ender, because once I pull it out in the livingroom, its game over.
I call my dick grandpa, cause no one wants to visit it anymore
Would you bang my girlfriend?
>>674512643
Not in my swamp bitch
would rather stick my dick in a blender
>>674512777
I GOT FUCKIN TRIPS. THIS IS A GET THREAD NOW
Would you fuck the bunny?
Illinois wins bread!
Last one died prematurely.
Looking for Tinley/Orland/708 folks
>>674510104
My state!!! Don't die on me now, thread!
bump for orland
Never any 224 in these. Threads dead already
>>674512046
But if any 847/224 show up. Ask for my k. Ik
What do?
>>674511904
so fake. but i'd give it a go.
>>674511904
suck her dick ironically
thafuck you mean what do?
>>674511904
swipe right for the love of god!!!
You wana watch porn together? You wana watch regular movies together? Either way. Come to ankhstream doot com#bong for porn, all other streams are movies and series. Get the fuck in here.
>>674513197
THERE'S TITS
WHAT ARE YOU GAY? GET IN HERE OR BE GAY.
>>674513358
ONLY FAGS AREN'T IN HERE
Holy shit best shit ever niggas.
Why do Asian girls love Black guys so much?
Why do Asian girls love MySpace so much?
>>674511186
Are there lots of Black men on MySpace?
Why do Asian girls come from the European continent?
>>674510868
god poor thing he looks like he must smell awful, like right out of the shower "clean" he will still smell like wet nigger. as far as your question OP first of all you are a faggot second, they are too scared to say no to those animals, you mistake "love black guys so much" for "scared that they will kill me if I dont pretend to enjoy being raped."
noone loves black guys but nice bait i did respond
Hey /b/, I need to get something off my chest.
>be me
>be in high school
>be fat and ugly
>pretty rich.
>last month I got with this girl
>solid 7/10
>I was surprised, she wasn't the type who would date an ugly man like me.
>she seemed to love me, I loved her
>she wanted me to buy her a lot of stuff, and she never really talked to me when there were people around
>when we did talk, she just told me about things she wanted
>I bought her those things because I was getting popular for being with her
>didn't wanna lose that
>(she often wanted makeups and shit like that, and we did have normal conversations, too, but I'm not focusing on that)
>last week, she came to me asking to buy her a really fancy ring
>whopping $650
>I bought it for her anyways
>she thanked me, kissed me and what not
>I asked if she wanted to hang out at my house or something
>she politely said no
>she leaves
I haven't talked to her since. She never replies to my texts or picks up her phone. I never see her in the halls. I'm not rich anymore, and I think she left me. Was I used?
(Pic related, it's her. Wanting me to buy her something.)
How fucking old are you
>>674511609
what the fuck do you think? yes you were used. you are a beta orbiter. this is why you nut up and start telling women no.
>>674511609
if youre broke after buying her some crap you were never rich
>>674511885
19. I mostly inherited the money. The rest is from my part-time job.
Roast me
>>674512721
"me"
>>674512721
After I would roast you, the first thing that I would eat would be the pussy, you delicious whore.
>>>/reddit/
>>674512817
/thread.
anyone who replies with "roasts" is a faggot
rate me /b/
>>674511210
dirty mirror/10
11/10
>>674511210
You're pretty good. I like your blonde hair and pale skin. Do you happen to have blue eyes, by any chance?
>no tits and timestamp
>make sure to sage, people
Post a pic of a girl. Other anons rate and say how they'd fuck them.
Replys get replies.
>>674512795
I'd assfuck her to death & clean my bloody dick off by shoving it in her mouth afterwards.
>>674512795
Anal, then make her blow me till I cum in her mouth.
>>674512795
i would fuck her mouth and cum all over her tits
How does one find a prostitute?
>>674512240
Leave your house for once...
>>674512240
convenience store dumpsters.
>>674512240
just go to your mom's bedroom
>>674512240
Driving the streets at night in a downtown big city.
Well, about 250 million years ago I told you faggots and Faggorrettes that I was in line to inherit 50 million dollars from my Uncle who use to fuck me with a crowbar when I was a kid. After a good lengthy amount of legal, signing papers and waiting for shit. It's official. I am the richest Mother Fucker on /b/. A lot of you were begging for shit from the last time, but I may make someone's day right now. First person to roll Quints gets $50,000.00
>>674512670
>quints ain't gonna happen for a long time
>>674512560
Cocksucker mother fucker I want that money. Quints get eem!
squints
its bait but ill stay have a go for quints
Cumdumpsters, come cam and show us your tits followed by sharpie in pooper
>FemanonCams
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If you're on a phone install puffin browser to cam
Hunger Games thread; anyone want to game?
First 24 tributes
Judy Hopps
Claire!
>>674512824
Pandi!
Superior waifu
You know what time it is
Thrillamanilla88
Sametbhfamm
Krezycoates
Dgc4571
>>674511335
Nowhere. We cease to exist.
>>674511335
Where do you go when you sleep?
>>674511335
You go back to wherever you came from.
>>674511335
Where did you come from before you were born?
>>674511799
>>674511709
idk? you tell me?
im sure god created us.
hey /b/, im sad
kill yourself
kill yourself x2
kill yourself x3
kill yourself x4
My friend got this detention today /b/, are you proud?
>>674510451
not enough
It's not "hail Hitler," but I suppose.
>>674510451
No you underaged faggot.
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