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Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
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You know what time it is
Thrillamanilla88
Sametbhfamm
Krezycoates
Dgc4571
BonerMountain
>>674511335
Nowhere. We cease to exist.
>>674511335
Where do you go when you sleep?
>>674511335
You go back to wherever you came from.
>>674511335
Where did you come from before you were born?
>>674511799
>>674511709
idk? you tell me?
im sure god created us.
>>674511856
Sure, it's possible god created us but then why is it not possible that Zeus masturbated and you came out of his penis? Or that neither of these are true?
hey /b/, im sad
kill yourself
kill yourself x2
kill yourself x3
kill yourself x4
kill yourself x5
My friend got this detention today /b/, are you proud?
>>674510451
not enough
It's not "hail Hitler," but I suppose.
>>674510451
No you underaged faggot.
>>674510451
>>674510722
Sorry to disappoint m8, we're seniors
Dubs choose my new steam pic.
>>674511987
>>674511987
>>674511987
Lewd celeb thread
Looking for someone on selenabois to help me stroke
Don't be shy to be extra dirty
>>674511822
Gotta respect the doubles by the way
>>674511975
Gonna keep bumping with Alison cause she's made me and several other anons jerk off so damn good before
>>674511822
You can't escape us skyposters, no matter how many threads you make.
I do like alison brie, though.
>>674512612
Not trying to escape you, the only condition is that you're stroking nice and hard
>>674511822
stroke to her on cam?
Anyone recognize or remember this married slut that I've posted?
>>674508759
Yes, i remember. Would post the pics but they're on my external hd.
You guys want new pics? Also, gonna fuck her again tonight. What u wanna see?
>>674509595
Hell yeah, gape her butthole
>>674508759
Pierced septum right?
Hello, anons. Over the course of several years, I've been intimately involved with my younger sister. Our sexual endeavors began Valentines day of 2007, when she was 4 months shy of 11 years old. I swear to you, this is a legitimate story, believe it or not.
>We were all playing house, me, my 10 year old sister, and our three cousins (two female, one male, with the girls being around my sister's age, and my male cousin being 6 years old. I was 14 at the time.)
I was the father, my oldest cousin and my sister were in the
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Do it faggot
go on......
yeah
Don't ask for permission just do it my dick won't be hard forever
Name something more satisfying than uninstalling iTunes
>protip
>you cant
Deleting system 32
>>674510914
whatd does that do?
>>674509992
>rape
i r o n i c c r i p p l i n g d e p r e s s i o n
>>674511126
Makes your computer faster and gives you space to install Linux like a real man.
Just lost my virginity ask me anything b
What was his name?
How long did you last?
Is it going to be awkward between you and your dad now?
fucking tailpipes doesn't count
>>674510899
How much?
What can I do?? I go to the gym, but I have like "little tits", my nipples look like if I have tits...
another example of my nipples
You could stuff your bra or maybe save for implants
>>674510526
>>674510526
start caming, and make money.
>>674510526
surgery, you tubby bitch
hey /b/, i have to make an advertisement/product for a school product and have no ideas. help me out????
hitlers cock
i dont know
Gimme gimme chicken tendies
Be they crispy or from Wendy's
Spend my hard earned good boy points
On kids meal ball pit Burger joints
Mummy lifts me to the car
To find me tendies near and far
Enjoy my tasty tendie treats
On comfy big boy booster seats
McDonald's, Hardey's, Popeye's, Cane's
But of my tendies, none remains
She tries to make me take a nappy
But sleeping doesn't make me happy
Tendies are the only food
That puts me in the napping mood
I'll scream, I'll shout, I'll make...
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>>674509932
you're a faggot this doesn't help
>>674510075
wanna lick my "saucy" cock
Kik slut thread, go!
Anyone?
Confuzzled445
JesiJay74
Jesijayn
spam the fuck outta her
>>674507431
That it?
>>674507774
>>674507774
I guess fam..oh and she likes to be degraded and shit like that
love_you_forever7
She's fat
Drug thread?
i sell xanax, i use it for anxiety sometimes, but my real vice is anything opiate based.
im on 50mgs of percocet, a 3.5mg pressed clone xannax bar, and a fat bowl of some good bud.
what are you high on /b/?
i also had some 500ug fentanyl gell lotters.
i have some etizolam too blister pack of it from india
>>674508140
at a party someone sold me green pills i was already fucked up from the mdma some beers and ketamine but that one green pill made me fucking relaxed and mellow they cost 10 euros for 4 and they are called roshkes in slang do you guys have any idea what it might be
>>674509848
Powdered semen mixed with broccoli.
>>674510038
noice
S/fur bread ride with floofy titties and tails continues again.
Because muh floofs!
Can someone show me out to the gay thread? These fags make them impossible to find.
No.
Sup /b/rothers, new comp, need pics, reaction thread. Go.
Classic
One of my favs
Bait
>>674511090
who is he /b/?
new meme
its me hi
>>674509728
Cuck master.
>>674509728
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FCjjVSmop5Q
>>674509942
Hello its SUPER exciting to meet you!
Fap Worthy Fakes. Anyone have any they would like to share/fap to?
Anyone willing to shop this into a fap worthy fake?
>>674510084
I can dick her for ya. Looks like she would give some pretty nice head.
>>674510461
>>674510306
Please do.
Ask an Uber driver anything.
Do you carry a gun? I know the company doesn't allow it, but fuck them. You can always get another job.
>>674507999
How Indian or middle eastern are you?
>>674508673
I carry a knife and pepper spray.
>>674508881
Hahahahahah
>>674508881
Curry, Beaner, or Arab*
OP, what's the male/female ratio of your passengers?
>>674509602
85/15
Let's see how many variations we can gather
>>674510833
>>674510893
>>674510926
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