Jim is sitting at the bar having a drink when he notices the pretty girl next to him. What does he do next?
>post ending in 6 decides
>>704743947
Kills himself
>>704743947
Asks the girl to check em, obviously.
Violently rapes her and turns the bar into a blood orgy.
>>704743947
...you see, let me explain. Its all the jews fault and the...
Nazi Soldier anon here
lets do a small Hunger games
first 23
24 logo
Op here
Nazi soldier
Bigg Gulliver
Also bump in case OP is still here
Kazugeta
Firebrand
You have 10 seconds to say ONE nice thing about the United States of America.
Sexy college girls
No health issurance for the poor
fuck he took my thing
TEACHER ANON STOLE MY IDEA
>>704742604
lol
Draw thread, everyone left while i was gone edition
>>704741182
Alex the cookfag here
i made the bears
>>704740582
>funny
>>704740735
>>704740897
this is pretty decent for a month. keep up the work. or not. its up to you.
>>704740964
not really.
gf rate, ill start
more
here go
>>704739568
>>704739302
any ass or pussy closeup
>>704739649
gotchu fam
Pokemon Box thread 2
Previous thread
>>704734790
Requests welcome!
specific request:
m lucario x m trainer
>>704745047
Nude game 3. Posting the rest of her for the guy wanting more.
>>704738607
which number?
spread asshole get
Last few minutes before I have to leave.
7 and 3
>>704738607
Tick tock let's get the rest of the drop op.
>>704738810
dildo?
No ylyl?! Ylyl bread
>>704741218
fuck off retard
ITT: Stupid things you've done while horny.
>Be 17 year old me
>The week after Halloween eating younger siblings leftover candy
>Get really strong urge to jerk it, but feeling experimental
>"What if I shot something out of my dick?"
>my eyes fall on the box of Nerds I was eating
>"They're smooth and small enough what could go wrong?"
>BIGMISSSTEAK.jpg
>get hard and prepared to load ammunition
>the candies when in easy enough
>got five in there
>when on to do the usual
>one I had come I couldn't find any of the nerds
>oh shit
>my cum had made their smooth outer shells dissolve into jagged sugar crystals
>the pain of a thousand sun had ensued
>spent the rest of the day trying to pee and pick the sharp bits out with needle-headed tweezers.
>>704731609
Holy shit.
>>704731609
Dude, I can handle gore and shit, but don't fucking joke with urethra man, I'm shaking right now it's the most disturbing thing I've ever read
>>704732424
Sounds to me like you fucked up your penis before.
let's go
Bowl
rollanana
rollerino
>>704742366
roll
Let's get a Wallpaper thread going
>inb4 fags say go to /wg/
Ylyl thread? Ylyl thread.
fu
Ugh
This thread is cancer
Loli thread: yuri edition
>>704736825
moar?
>>704737984
Like this?
trans sissy trap thread
KYS FAGGOT
>>704730324
please k y s
>>704731055
>>704731220
how does it feel to be a closeted fag?
>>704730324
Kill yourself
So we're all voting for Trump, right?
No
>>704739750
Im God
Right
Yes.
>>704739832
t. Shill
I work in a morgue, ask me anything
how many have you fucked?
>>704740876
zero but I touch the titties of every girl or woman that comes through here
>>704740807
Have you ever had anything sexual with the bodies and if yes what?
>>704740945
even the old ones?
trips or 42 opens the box, /b/.
hint: it's a savory prize
>>704740740
roll its a cum dump
>>704740740
Cunt
roll
>inb4 cp
Milf thread cont
Can I get a hot bikini babe to be my mommy today?
one more for the anon from the other thread
>>704742265
well, thats an honor. she never started one before.
46 year old mom I got with off of cougar life, got a full set if you fags are interested.
Got Claire?
CLAIRE - A Short Story
Any similarity to real events or people is purly coincidental.
Parents devorced, splits time between Mom's apt and Dad's house.
Mom relegious bigot, Dad is kiddie fiddler.
Years of training goes well at house.
Be it 2012 while still in HS barely 18.
Housing bubble burst, Mom in real estate.
Cannot pay the rent, or $80 a week ballet shoes.
BF would rather Minecraft than spend time.
Strays & exchanges "benefits" to HS "friends" for Itunes gift cards.
Word spreads, booking of "benefits" by writing cock names on noodle (car).
Business is GOOD..............BF does not know cause Minecraft.
Selling gift cards on ebay for CASH.
Can afford ballet shoes (and other necessities).
Claire - Continued
Too much work (selling on ebay part, not the "benefits" part).
Answers Backpage add for modeling.
Meets Palsy hand Pimp for a "casting".
Must show talents in "casting" videos.
Palsy hand Pimp and friends have thier way (does anal).
Tries camwhoring, Palsy hand Pimp sets up shoots.
Skips school to suck cocks for CASH.
Easier than the Ebay thing and loves cum from any source.
Gets more gigs, Does more gigs.
Does not do gig set up in CA.
Get's blackmailed and STD's.
BF does not know until......Gives BF STD's.
Gets Outted to family by butthurt BF, now on antibiotics and Minecraft.
Claire - Continued
Goes on BF binge w/multiple guys at same time.
Many months of Sex and Parting.
Meets "The One" and dumps the others
Dear Fouzi letter was a HOOT
"The Ones" Father is a Pastor at a Mega Church.
Decides to "retire", but first......
Acts out some fantasies @ GHS4 (grabs more CASH for road trip).
Moves away to start fresh.
Studies Christian Leadership.
"The One" finds out about past.
Claire - Continued
Is trolled into posting on Indexxx.
Post youtube about Journey from Sex freak to Christian freak.
Encourages stalkers by continuing postings.
Rap catches up, decides on celabacy for a year.
Handjobs while fingered on Camera does not count, grabs more CASH.
Gets outted .... AGAIN.....By Anon on 4Chan.
Word spreads to Indexxx.
Wearing same bracelets as social media posts and,
No attempt to conceal cutting scars on forearms.
Realizes the charade is up...
Goes dark ........Except on Backpage........
Sells original content &/or exchanges "benefits" to Anons for CASH.
Sexual fetish thread
Mine is fucking in public
>>704727197
fucked in public last night for the first time. 9/10, would recommend
Hypnotizing people
>>704727590
good fetish, any stories?
I'm into femdom, /ss/, traps, Cuckolding and SPH
I'm into sticking a tube up my ass and letting hambeasts sit on the other end and fart extremely hard into my ass hole
