Archived threads in /b/ - Random - 2402 page
The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Any anons want to bust a nut to my dirty slutty ass ex Chelsea, will dump more pics and everything
>>702539193
Sure
>>702539366
Fucking slut used to hook up off Cl when we were together...fucking CL
>>702539354
A
What's her Facebook or snap?
Only cares about one thing, getting strange new D
Would you rather eat pussy that's fresh from the gym or fresh from the shower?
>>702539024
Fresh from the shower, you got to dip that shit in water first son.
>>702539024
gym, like the salty taste more then shower
>>702539024
Shower. And after she's scrubbed it real good and douched it too.
Whenever she comes back from the gym, she smells like the niggers she's fucked there.
But your mom has the sweetest pussy, so it's worth it.
>>702539024
I'd rather fuck a girl who has been wearing the same socks for days and hasnt showered.
I dont get why anyone would want to fuck a girl who is super clean.
Also the thought of sticking my dick in some unclean pussy would be hot
>>702539154
This.
can i get an oldschool runescape thread going?
Let me just consult the 4chan elders to see if this is possible
>>702539749
>>702540095
sorry it's not. you'll have to 404 now.
- Elders
>>702540095
>>702540386
i guess the elders have spoken
Just hunting for Heron pet
>>702540945
nice fucking stats man and gl do u like my gif?
Okay /b/ I need advice and I'll make a long story short.
>gf of 4 years breaks up with me
>calls me out of nowhere a month later trying to hangout and says she still loves and misses me
>starts texting me
> stops out of nowhere and ignores me
>ignores my call
>apparently she's afraid she'll get too attached to me again
So here's my question: is it wrong
Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
Bump I need your help /b/
man she's playing with you. trust me
just leave as it is and walk away. ignore her messages and shit
TRUST ME ON THIS ONE, leave it as it is
>>702540673
So don't even try to get a straight answer? I fucking want some closure I don't even care about being broken up
>>702540848
NO. this is all closure you need. I'm sure she'll try to contact you again, but tell her to fof
she is fooling with you big time, you'll figure it out later
She thought she had someone else lined up. when it didn't work out she still didn't want to bee alone. so she went back to what she knew. so she calls you. maby there was development withe the other guy again so she drops you again. typical manipulating serial monogamist shit.
New trap thread
Inb4 shit man and plumbers.
She still around?
love her little laught at the end.
is she Mirian?
>>702540539
Still a bunch of closeted homosexuals I see
Dog thread
Hey anon! Can I see your dog?
Sure
>>702541232
He looks like he wants to kill himself
>>702541441
Would cuddle/10
>>702541621
Im taking a bath /b, what do?
>>702540409
Shit in the tub.
>>702540690
Roll
Throw a plugged in toaster to water while you in bath
Drink all of your bath water
>>702540409
Post nudes to /b/
Deutschfaden
1. Was hört ihr?
2. Was seid ihr?
3. Was trinkt ihr?
>>702540020
>1. Was hört ihr?
Götz Wiedmann - Das Recht auf Arbeitslosigkeit https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TEVFdYRW_nQ
>2. Was seid ihr?
angetrunken
>3. Was trinkt ihr?
Whsikey-Cola mit Eis
>>702540020
>1. Was hört ihr?
Bach, Sibelius... ab und zu Vivaldi
>2. Was seid ihr?
NEET
>3. Was trinkt ihr?
Wasser mit Zitrone, Sauerkrautsaft - soll angeblich gesund sein
Ösi!
>>702540020
>1. Was hört ihr?
Musik
>2. Was seid ihr?
Depressiv
>3. Was trinkt ihr?
Bier
Kek. Was jetzt?
i like my friend
my friend likes me back
not dating
what do
>>702539847
Talk to frend
Say "hi lol wanna date"
she say yes
Eat cat for hours
Never forget
>>702539847
You must be completely retarded. Just do nothing, you're to fucking stupid for words
>>702539847
Ask her on a date. If she says yes, do something cool, you already know what she likes, if you're her friend.
If she says no, shrug it off and remain friends. Chicks tend to have chick friends. Be someone she would put in a good word for.
>>702540115
but i dont wanna ask him out lol
FWB
Hey /b/ I need some advice concerning drugs
In December me and a few friends are going to a popular 7 day long festival. We are going to be drinking every night. My friends and I talked about buying drugs for the last night/few nights. We've decided on MDMA/Ectacy, but I've done some research on Erowid and forums, and that it gives quite a horrible "hangover" effect that last between a day and 2 weeks afterwards. Since we are probably going to take them on 2/3 of the 7 nights, I'm wondering how big of an effect this hangover will have throughout
Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
Yeah, there is a hangover, mainly because you have no serotonin left. MDMA releases is all.
But in my opition the hangover is not that bad if noticable at all.
Just stick to the 1.5mg/kg dosage.
And have Iboprofen nearby.
>>702539526
Only if you dont drink enough water. And dony use that shit multiple days in roe
>>702539796
Oh, and also stay hydrated - 500ml/h
To help with what drug to recommend, I'm looking for something that'll give me an amazing night and enjoy myself to the limits, that can be taken with alcohol, and won't get me addicted after taking 2/3 times, aswell as won't give me a horrible "hangover" effect and depressed. I'm also having second thoughts on molly coz a few people says that it can make you extremely paranoid and can totally send you into a depressed state, don't know how true this is though, I'm not on any medication and I'm also asking this now for incase...
Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
to get over the sick feeling make sure to take a lot of fentanyl
http://yorksnaps.tumblr.com/ I just found this site!! Pic is related! damn...
ty
Fap material of the year.
https://www.dropbox.com/sh/owwyfcb2e3sjmr2/AACCcndrbQo37seaC1LdY9z5a?dl=0
OP you are best.
https://www.dropbox.com/sh/9c1ek51ms5d4uaq/AACknSkwsixyuASVgcbtWCLUa?dl=0
Rekt thread
sooner or later
>>702538476
oh my god i wish i hadn't waited. fucking thing is in 2 pieces
>>702538476
there already is a rekt thread. faggot.
Last digit = how many times you must masturbate before you are allowed to go to bed tonight.
rolling for 9
Roll
K
>>702539941
rollerino
2 get
Nicki minaj thread
that's one ugly ape
Bump for the goddess
>>702538364
Virgin teenager
>>702538364
this
Okay /b/ros, I need your advice.
For the past year, I've been in a DD/LG relationship with an amazing girl. We hit it off instantly and she's way kinkier than I ever will be.
I hit the lottery with her, she's a solid 8/10 with a 10/10 personality. We had an amazing relationship until about two weeks ago.
We got into a rather big argument and we didn't speak with each other for 3 full days. After 3 days, I contacted her and she told me to "go away". A day has passed, no contact. Another day passes, and I was just getting ready to head
Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
this shit is cringey and boring af
Holy shit tl;dr
>>702539580
>10/10 personality
>She told me "if I gave a rats ass, I would've tried to talk to her way earlier".
also your whole logic. Grow up please.
She doesn't sound emotionally mature. I've done incest roleplay with my dates in the past, and i am now married to a woman who does incest roleplay with me.
There is a risk that when you date someone into incest roleplay that they are emotionally immature. They want somebody "perfect". A knight in shining armor, who actually treats them like a princess. And if there is any conflict - like all adult relationships actually have, she thinks she hasn't found "the one". And it's just no go from there. She isn't ever going to be...
Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
You lost her. She is not that busy applying for jobs and school, she is just that comfortable lying to you.
I just saw this: Can you imagine? Muricans decided it is a good idea to put MILLIONS OF BLACK balls on the surface of a lake to "prevent the water from getting sunburned". Pretty retarded if you ask me, as water can't get sunburned (stupid muricans).
ITT: we make fun of americans
Not American? Are you turkish? You take shits in the middle of the street? Stay mad, turkfag
>>702539553
ITT:Americans giving no fuck, save minor curiosity as to why you foreigner idiots obsess over us.
GIANT BALL PIT!
I'M JUMPING IN MOTHERFUCKERS
Also USA eats ass.
>>702539553
What's the full story on this?
How does a 19 year old with no car get himself laid?
>>702539237
you dont fag
>>702539237
He gets a car
Pay a whore.
>>702539237
You should ask yourself these questions.
Am I attractive?
Can I talk to women?
Why don't I have a car?
The answers will lead you in the right path.
>>702539237
How does the (lack of) car even matter?
What Gang filiation does /b/ have or live close too?
>>702539341
I Mexicans all around where I live.
does that count?
I live in North Long Beach. Come take a stroll down Artesia Blvd and find out yourself.
>>702539784
Nothing but faggots over there.
i live next to an mosque
Post your top three films and get judged by other anons
1.waking life
2.apocalypto
3.scanner darkly
>>702538377
Not terrible films, but top 3 suggests that you are 16 and still live at home.
>>702538097
Stepbrothers
Ted
Jay and silent bob
1. Thank you for smoking.
2. Das Leben der Anderen
3. Team America!
1. The Gaurd
2. Moon
3. What we do in the shadows
Current favourites I guess.
What is /b/'s favourite type of cake?
I submit the red velvet cake for your consideration.
Chocolate
Red velvet is best kace
>>702537764
I don't know it's name, but my grand father's company always had the same cake for the anniversary, every year, fucking delicious.
I was waiting for my mother to return with a piece of the cake for me.
mARBLECAKE
Carrot cake
