How does one get dubs?
>>686259771
Not like that, slugger
Do I have to rely on the power of meme magic to get dubs?
>>686259771
One must first sacrifice a virgin to the almighty God of Dubs, and then type "dubs get" and if the Almighty is pleased with your offering, you shall be granted dubs.
Newer celeb thread.
>>686256750
good got blue balls from the last thread!
damn a man can usually find some help to empty himself in these threads but not tonight it seems.
What's the worst way a woman you liked dissed you anon? Anyone been emotionally crushed by a bitch?
Few years back, my friend started dating this girl. She was annoying and only slightly attractive. I didn't really like her that much, but tolerated her for my friend's sake. Before long they broke up, but she kind of stuck around. The three of us would hang out a lot and eventually i got used to her...
i'll continue, just dont want to 404 while im typing.
>>686257762
been dissed plenty of times but im dead inside so there are no emotions to crush
>>686257762
Me and my co worker had a thing she started liking all my photos and like putting hearts under them and stuff and so we talked and we both liked each other we talked on the phone for 12 hours because we didnt get sick of each other the first nights we talked and then when we went out on a date she was using her phone going through guys snapchats and i was like what the fuck and she knew the people from the restraunt so she was just sitting next to them and talking while i just listened and laughed all bullshit aside we didnt last and she was talking to some other nigger while talking to me she tryed to be my friend like 3 months ago i told her to fuck off i dont need any friends and now we dont even say anything to each other at work its been like this for 3 months and i was like i might as well man and apoligize and ask her if we can be friends again so it could get less awkard but she never replied and her snapchats are filled with her sleeping with her bf everyday fucking girls man
>>686258299
we used to sit in my room and drink (we were in college, and I still lived with my parents) and horse around. Nothing particularly sexual though. At least not at first. But she had a tendency to take her shirt of when she got drunk. She and my friend were still sort of fwb, so I stayed back. Eventually though we'd end up wrestling. She would "fight" us and we'd pin her, 2v1. She loved it, and always told us that it turned her on.
She is beautiful. How does it feel not to have a beautiful girl in your life? I think about this everyday and it is killing me.
>>686255214
>I think about this everyday and it is killing me.
the obvious solution would be: stop thinking about it
>>686255214
are you the G sad anon? I am the other G anon who never had a gf, have not seen you here for a long time. but anyway, I am mostly numb to it now, it used to hurt my heart and make me break down, but I don't feel anything any more. it is basically merciful since I see too much beauty I'll never be able to touch ._.
>>686255214
More recently, I have been thinking of this. Although I get along with girls, my anxiety makes me ponder the though of if I am socially inept. Thus, being a deterrent for seeking relationships.
on the brink /b/ help me
wanna talk about it?
Why are you doing this to yourself?
>>686262011
Something sweet.
Alright /b/ here's my issue: I blow my boyfriend at least twice a day, and he has a relatively hard time getting off. I can't seem to get him over the edge and I feel like such a failure because I can't get him to dump his load into my mouth. He tells me that I give great head, but I want to know if there are any anons out there who will give me some tips on how to make him cum?
TLDR; can't get my man off, need tips on better blow skills
Unrelated pic is unrelated
>>686259649
Teeth. Gnaw on his dick, guys love it.
>>686259649
Bump for tips
Succ the tip, massage the balls, lick it horizontaly and verticaly.
>>686259649
Well this goes against everything i stand for because you didnt post tits with timestamp so i dont know why im helping you... but
Maybe its cause you blow him twice a day...
Dont blow hime for a week or so and tell him to stop fapping so much, after a while he willl be fully hard and ready to blow a huge load
Chubby Amerifat thread
Gawd damn OP needs to learn to dump shit to start a thread. Taking this fucker over
Young pc gamer with no way of making money, looking for someone on this site to give me paypal money ALL I NEED IS $40 email : [email protected] ...call me a fag for asking for money idc..
$40, what the shit? When I was a kid, people were happy with pocket change. I can't afford donations anymore.
>>686256374
Get a job fag
>>686256374
what a faggot
sage
nigger
Bubble thread
Bump
>>686258656
Bubble thread cont, since you let me down
a few points before hand just drawing in experience starting these threads
I will do the best I can dont expect miracles I don't have my computer
I can only respond so fast for fucks sake
Any other bubblers feel free to help out to lighten my load just preferably use an identifying color and please dont just go for the low hanging fruit
Things with thick straps or oddly hanging extra strings make the method I use difficult
if you dont like my work fuck you If you coukd di it you wouldn't bring it to me
anything involving a girl who is also wearing socks will get prority attention from me
please dont feed the trolls.
Enough foreplay lets do this.
>>686258656
Here is the last one I did
pretty right,
Any ITFagos here? I installed the SSD on my laptop with Windows10, start up/general performance etc improved a lot but the last week or so the whole laptop sort of freezes with any kind of hard disk activity. I.e. I open File explorer, it gets the waiting icon for a few seconds before responding, I download a file/trying to save a file in notepad, whatever, save file as dialog comes up but I get the waiting cursor for 5-10 seconds before it responds. No malware or anything, can't find anything abnormal in task manager/disk performance. Any tips?
>pic very related
>>686251740
Your computer has cancer and will be dead in a week.
You should not put aftermarket shit in a laptop.
>>686251988
Huh? Why not?
>>686251988
get your dumb ass back in the kitchen
Trips and the mods ban me
No trips tonight
>>686261201
trips get
CHECK'EM
>>686264022
So close.
ROLL YOUR NEW JAILFU
>>686261650
Roll
>>686261650
Aight rolling
>>686261650
roll?
this is different
Who wants the rest?
I'll post a pic of my cock of you provide her nudes
>>686252693
Cute. What does the "rest" entail?
I'm trying this guide out and still can't get it . Can anyone confirm if this works . Anyway Diy thread .
Does smoking marijuana actually make you less intelligent?
>>686258088
only if you're gay
>>686258088
no
now let's make this a general stoner/drug thread, so I can ask my question.
What weed should I use for making my own spacecake?
A lot of cheap weed or not so much of expensive shit? I heard that quantity is mostly important in spacecake, not sure if that's true?
erm yeah every drug /chemical that manipulates the brain and its fuctions to cause a high kills brain cells
long time smoker ere
>>686258088
It definitely makes you less productive, generally unreliable, and useless in anything requiring physical activity or fast mental acuity.
But that's not "intelligence".
Asian amateurs part 3
Madeline Avon. Total slut
>>686260628
Nudes of 6?
>>686260814
Have nudes of 2 Madeline
Ban thread, fuck the mods, get trips and I post pizza.
Let's all get banned together
I'm also 15
nigga lets go
although I could get some easy cheesy on my own, let's see if you have some nice oc for us.
reroll mate
>>686259976
k then
Wallpaper thread anyone?
Also feel free to post desktops and ill rate them.
2/?
Any happy ending stories?
There's an Asian massage place nearby that I'm pretty sure does them. I want to save up a huge load, go in there, get hard as nails and let my masseuse drain me at the end. However, I don't want to cheat on my gf :/
Its not cheating unless you put it in
>>686249628
Bitch boy shit or get off the pot.
>>686249628
It's really just a different way of masturbating, rather than cheating.
Try to shoot it up into her face.
Fuck that, it is totally cheating. Unless you also let your girlfriend get fingered by other dudes.
I mean fuck it, I would do it anyway, but don't lie to yourself about it.
PERISCOPE is full of dirty little sluts.
Pic related
Can't ever find anything good on periscope
>>686242980
I watch two people fucking last night.
Always something happening just have to be patient with it.
>>686243206
how do you look for it
