Hey /b/ about to smoke a joint then down some nyquil for my cold.
What are joy smoking on?
Rothman Reds because I'm a poor fag
>>684101243
does it contain codein ?
anyways good idea
>>684101243
Just rolling two joints now, weed is a cross of lemon haze and super silver haze
>>684101602
Nah, but it still gives you a really weird high. It's sort of a really intense awakening sorta. Which is strange because it's nyquil. But my body feels really heavy kek.
>>684101666
Oooooooo that sounds really nice. I once had a cross of kush and purple haze.
Rate my dog /b/
I will post more pictures on request
>>684100988
He looks super damn cool, I'm jealous OP
8.3/10
>>684100988
Not a cat/10
>>684100988
cute, but not my kind of dog..
I like Dalmations and basset hounds and bloodhounds, bloodhounds need strenuous exercise for at least 7 hours a day though. If not they tare up your house and go crazy. it's best to have one of you live on a farm with land they can run around on their own all day.
Also, why are you feeding you dog chicken nuggets?
Got a new knife today in CSGO. Dubs names it.
nigger faggot nigger faggot nigger faggot nigger faggot nigger faggot nigger faggot nigger faggot nigger faggot nigger faggot nigger faggot nigger faggot nigger faggot nigger faggot nigger faggot nigger faggot nigger faggot nigger faggot nigger faggot nigger faggot nigger faggot nigger faggot nigger faggot nigger faggot nigger faggot
niggerkiller
Mom's spaghetti
A good Knife
g'morning b,
hope you slept well.
tell me why you will not KILL YOURSELF today.
>>684100797
To call you faggot.
>>684100870
now that you have done that. now what ?
>>684100797
because the new doom drops today
>>684100920
yeah i'm excited for that too.
https://mega.nz/#!m5Jm2LqB!6DqY0rxtxpC77QP2iRI5-wICKh1TcwGKaFa6fiV6STo
inb4 why u leak this.
REPORTED Enjoy your b& faggot
>>684102761
You drive my interest you sexy as ;) how old she is?
more please
OP Not a FAG?
Why do atheists hate atheism?
>>684099884
U fucking m8 wot
>>684099884
We don't
>btw that's an uglyass picture
Do you get enjoyment out of posting this retarded thread over and over, you cock sucking faggot?
anyone got weird porn?
Sure I have
girl in my class wont shut the fuck up. dubs decides what I do
>>684101689
underage b&
>>684101806
gtfo party shitter
>>684101689
>>684101869
REPORTED
Enjoy your b& faggot
Put dick on her desk
Let's have a perfectly normal 'guess the rank'- thread devolve into 'MY MOBA IS BETTER AND IT'S NOT EVEN CALLED A MOBA'-thread!
or not
>>684099757
I'd say high-low elo. So like Plat or high Gold but the numbers make me second guess and think like Silver to Gold.
>>684099757
its not, its called defence of the ancients
it has several incarnates namingly the order i played them in (progressively gotten worse)
dota1 on ba
hon
lol
dota2
theres some others like demigod and the like, which connotates the moba as a genre, but those 4 original games are all the same map with different heroes but are essentially the same its like different civilisations in the same skin pallet of aoe2. (example the western civilisation group which all have the same skin pallet but slightly different in that each has a slightly diff tech tree and uu)
in terms of skill id rate them
hon
dota
lol
in terms of ur rankings ur all unranked but cling like a little autistic bitch to whatever ur autistic UI says/tells you little sissy cuck bois
/b i have a question.. are there any loyal girls out there? Is it possible for a girl to stay faithful in a long relationship?
Yes. Just take a look at most families where the parents are not divorced.
sure there are. my ex gf was one but then again it didn't work out for us personally. but she never cheated
Yes, absolutely.
Only if the partner has more to offer than others, and continues to give to her.
>>684101189
Not ones that look like that. Unless you're incredibly wealthy, good looking, can give her lots of time and attention, if she knows she's incredibly hot she will wander. My advice is to find a girl that is good looking but not model quality that had a good upbringing. I married one and it's worked out for 8 years.
good kitter caught me a mouse
i have mouse now, what do?
what do with it?
>>684101201
Enact 4chan Space Program Initiative.
>>684101201
the cat catches mice for you because it thinks youre too weak to do it yourself and it needs to feed your sorry ass you beta fag
>what do
catch your own fucking mouse
thank your cat
In an awkward situation /b/, a friend has recently broken up with his gf and I am keen to tap that. He has moved on, but they have a 2 year old son. Should I go for it?
applecake :)
ladyboi
>>684100196
Dick
THIS PIC CONFUSES ME
Am I attractive? I need honest opinion.
Pic is me.
God
God has seen you cry, struggling with something. God says its over. A blessing is coming your way. If you believe in God, send this message on, please don’t ignore it, you are being tested. God is going to fix two things (BIG) tonight in your favor. If you believe in God, DROP EVERYTHING AND PASS IT ON. TOMORROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. DON’T BREAK THIS CHAIN. IF YOU BREAK, YOU WILL SUFFER. SEND THIS TO 14 FRIENDS IN 10 MINUTES WHEN U READ IT.
tbksco
1
>>684102163
The fuck you looking at?
>>684102163
>monobrow
>potato nose
>beta beard
do the math
> fluffy abuse thread
Anyone remembers this netherland family named flodders?
When i was young i was totally in love with the daughter, had the Playboy with her under my bed and came buckets over those perfect tits. So, Show me all you have of her.
Name is tatjana simic
>>684098352
On tablet right now so cant share pics, but i too spilled gallons of cum to her.
>>684098352
Yes i remember and so does my cock
>>684098352
Still, almost twenty years later, i dont think ever ever saw tits as perfect as hers ever again
Hey faggots. Name my band
the hunger gays
>>684100327
Read thread from yesterday
YOLO - You Only Lifted Once
>>684100327
Yolocaust
Which dress should I get?
>>684099876
the one that says
tits or get the fuck out
let's start with tits then we'll see
>>684100043
This
2nd's better but you should really take your clothes off
hi /b/
I'm attracted to amputee girls with only one leg or foot
does someone know such a girl?
pls post pics and tell stories of your Eileens/Irenes
> inb4 KS
>>684099282
I heard one legged girls are a bit footloose.
>Go to school with girl with one foot
>Grew up in some small town
>Starts taking dance classes
Fast forward a year
>Becomes 1 footed dance major
>runs around all sweaty in gym clothes all the time
>Have mutual friends, gives me the eye
>smile back and forth
>see her on way to the gym on campus
Fast forward 2 months
>See's me doing volunteer work
>Smiles and gives me the eye
>gives me tight hug
Fast forward to now
>See's me going to gym on campus
>Give's me a big smile
>Give's big hug
>Still has one foot
So cash
>hair grows really fast
>wife says go get haircut anon you look like chewbacca
>we go to knockouts
>chick has paper clip leg thingy
>tell host chick I want that one
>get hair cut by peg leg
>call her sharkbite
>wife mad at flirting
>sharkbite laughs we go to neck message and she rubs my fat fucjing shoulders like she's kneading a pizza pie
>penis erectus
>wife sees
>ohshit.jpeg
>sharkbite sees
>Sharkbite squeezes my shoulder and asks how long we've been together
>wife is obviously upset with the monument de dick
>remember the exact date we started seeing eachother
>wife happy, dick is happy, sharkbite is happy
>go home fuck wife
>wife talks about us fucking sharkbite together
>what the fuck is happening? Is this a trap?
>tell wife I just want to watch her eat sharkbite a pussy
>wife says she wants to see my dick inside sharkbite
>cum.gif
>wife tells me to suck her nipples while she finishes up
>"tell me what you want to do with sharkbite, anon"
>say stupid shit that almost makes no sense like "I want to fuck her while her face is buried in your ass"
>wife not into ass play
>ruin mood
>"never talk about this again unless I bring it up or its not happening again anon"
>wtfdididowrong
>still fap to sharkbite
Adelaide Girls
Wonder how quick this will 404
sahhhh quick
Any Immanuel/Westminster metro suburbs?
Hidden camera thread
Milf edition