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>>767619988
>>767620722
chicks in onepiece thread
Gottim
>>767623299
nice dubs
>>767623299
100% my fetish and my time to shine ! (prepare for the images limit reached)
Late night millie thread
go on then mate
She looks like that Head over Hills guy xD
>>767620960
Roland Orzabal is her father you fagget.
fuck youre retarded.
>>767620960
Orzabal?...
>>767620960
who?
/b/, I am the son of some sort of evil or demonic power. I am not sure which one, but I am the spawn of something evil, likely Satan. Let me tell you why I think so...
>be me
>5 years old
>taken to church for the first time by parents
>sitting there
>start to hear high pitched noise
>grows louder and louder
>unbearable
>run out of the church screaming
every time I set foot in a church after that, i felt extremely uncomfortable and also disgusted
>skip ahead two years
>see bird limping
>broken leg
>feel bad, feel angry
>angry because it didnt do anything wrong
>hold it in my hands, cant get away
>close my eyes, stroke the bird, relax
>euphoria
>open eyes
>bird's leg is fine
>flys away
>dont think anything of it
>start getting peculiar dreams
>another few years ahead
>be eleven, since healing bird, from time to time, whenever in the presence of empty or dark rooms or places, hear faint whispers
>can't tell what they're saying
>oddly alluring
>the closer i go to the darkness, the louder the whispers
>enter darkness
>whispers stop
another few years ahead
>be 14, staunch atheist, still am to this day kind of
>have dreams of satanic imagery, weird writings, ect
>can read these writings
>memorable one says, "He shall rise from the ashes of a fallen world and purge those who are corrupt, those who's souls are worthy of damnation. He shall be incorruptible, unstoppable, unforgiving."
>wake up
>cold sweats
>dont know what any of it means
>eventually grow a desire to destroy, everything
>start seeing people for who they really are
>those around me are as transparent as glass, I can know who they are on the inside just from briefly speaking to them
>only meet one who is pure, one who is incorruptible, James
>pure of heart, I think the dreams were about him
>become good friends
>tell him my story
>tells me to meditate
>start meditating
>look inside myself
>see nothing, no light, only darkness, an, incorruptible darkness
>dreams were about me the entire time
>>767619520
Let me tell you why that's bullshit. You are a faggot and no one cares about your plans for world domination. Thank God.
>realize James is the Yin to my Yang
>the light to my darkness
>James and I have existed forever in one way or another and will continue to exist
>Dad comes into room day I find this out
>hands me freemason manual
>no words
>old as fuck
>read it
>confirms what ive known to be true, about the corrupt,...
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>>767619847
God? God is nothing but a fairytale made up by the clever to control the masses, brainwashed from birth, the masses do not question the never ending corruption of mankind religion has on them
>>767619520
You sound like fun I'd like to be friends sorry I don't have much to add but your story resonates with me
>>767620143
Well, it's a good thing that God's existence is independent of your schizophrenic ramblings or else that post might have mattered at all ever.
How can I ejaculate more semen? I want to cum buckets.
Edge.
>>767619582
Stop fapping.
>>767619582
Drink other men's cum so you can have it stored in your body
Don’t beat it every day and when you do don’t get right to the point, beat it around for a while. And drink plenty of water. Faggot
Design your perfect girl
Pick:
Age
Height
Weight
Hair
Other
Find pic and attach.
>>767618468
I'm ok with having a preference outisde the norm maybe a 7/10 you find to be a 10/10 but seriously why that girl...
>>767618468
Is this the bitch from that YouTube react channel?
>>767618468
Age: 16 (I wanna be 16 again too had my best sex at 16.
Height: 5' 1" not midget but short, I'm a 5' 7" les and I like them alittle shorter.
Weight 110 lbs assuming good muscle tone.
Hair: Dirty Blonde
Other Basically Avril Lavigne
>>767618468
18-23
5'0" - 5'3"
100-125lbs
Brunette or black haired
Homebody who loves to cook, and is sweet and kind, so the type of woman that stopped existing 40 years ago.
no pic, cuz specifics are pretty irrelevant to me.
Reality is I'd take almost any woman who loved to cook and was kind.
>>767618468
Age 22
Height yes
Weight no
Hair yes
Other no
loli bread
lurking
loli even legal?
>1.5% of American troops are transgenders
How does that make you feel?
>>767618485
So...how often do you repost this?
>>767618698
yeah seriously, I'd rather see more andy sixx threads than this boring one.
>>767618485
Stop posting this you fucktard
>>767619283
>promoting your failed meme everywhere
You're worse than OP
I'd bet the people who post this shit have never worn the uniform. As someone who has worn the uniform, my position is exactly this: who fucking cares?
ottothotts roll out
>Be you
>Inside convenience store
what is your go to snack and drink combo?
>>767620786
Water
Banana
flamin' hot cheetos, cheddar & sour cream ruffles, a fruit punch powerade and a blue powerade.
>>767620786
An Arizona Iced Tea, and a swisher sweet. Both are only 99 cents.
>>767620786
sour patch kids and green apple rockstar
>>767620786
healthy
>beef stick
>water
the expensive one that's mostly meat
unhealthy
>2 7/11 gummy candies
>2 32oz bud ice
>1 bag of porkrinds ot hot cheeto frys
1 2 3 4,
give me a # and ill post
>>767622472
what u wanna see of #2?
>>767622630
More of that ass!
>>767622535
>>767622319
what u wanna see of jess? (#4)
Tall girls thread?
>>767618991
source on the right?
>>767619084
Chessie King
>>767618991
She's desperately trying to keep her weight down. The second her metabolism goes to shit she'll blimp up. Its like a bomb about to go off
>>767619214
kek
Post 'em!
562 from last night in here?
805 nympho
209
>>767619946
left or right
right
left
>>767617744
anymore of right?
>>767618194
>snaps thingers
>"Odds die, Evens live"
>>767620880
i dont wanna go
>>767620880
Mr sterk
>>767620880
Fuck off with the retardo comic book movie shit.
>>767620880
Mr Stark i dont feel so good
More like her
sauce
methsmoking fuckmeat 2.0
>>767623185
gross?
>>767623185
shes the final raidboss
>>767623277
i wish i knew her
I'm about to smoke my last bowl of Meth. What're you up to? Also, general drug thread
How loong IS the high
>>767622563
dont do illegal drugs sir
Just did some cocaine to try and not pussy out of killing myself
Well I failed
Thinking of just doing more coke
>>767622643
couple days usually
>>767622563
using any drug that boosts your dopamine levels that high is fucking retarded unless you plan on using that drug for the rest of your life.
FB/IG thread
https://www.instagram.com/colleen_r ashan/
Please more
>>767621166
More Lace pls!
>>767620973
Do you not comprehend that this is another fucking CANCER THREAD!?!?
Cum/cock tributes
>>767623582
Wangbkkk?m
Pleaseee <3
Pics you shouldn't share. Starting with my fav sluts.
>>767622144
>>767622163
>>767622186
>>767622207
#2
>>767620400
>>767620400
Moar
My girlfriend, request?
Avery from last thread ;) guess her face
