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Porn from girls that look under age but really aint. webem <3
aka legal pedophilia
kill yourself OP
Inb4 Risa Omomo.
even illegal pedophilia is more honest than this shit
>>675809188
Clever OP
Waifu claiming thread. Version 2.1.2
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>insult other waifus
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!
Syndra claimed
Umaru claimed
emps claimed.
how is everyone doing today?
Ayy
last thread was rude
>claimed
>>675812327
Stay away raptorfags she's mine!
Presidential Election Thread. Dubs decide who wins what state, trips decide two states quads decide four quints flip a state. Will announce a winner once all states are filled
Texas, trump. Look at my dubs
>>675807707
One off
Trump wins Texas
Give me a compelling argument in favor of religion.
>>675809276
free anal from christian sluts
>>675809276
The male nipple and how females are made first in woum
>>675809400
Lol no
>>675809400
/thread
>>675809276
control
If b can count to 5 I'll punch myself in the dick
1
2
3
2
4
If trips, /b/ becomes your personal army.
That's gonna require a lot more than trips, faggit
>>675804897
i need an army
>>675804897
They won't do anything, because b isn't a movement.
>>675805130
Quads?
I'll take trips now. I need ur guys help getting twitter followers haha xd
Nigger and sandnigger hate thread
>>675808260
fuck off, fucking terrorist scumbag
>>675808569
Are you retarded?
>>675808960
Are you?
PRESIDENTAL ELECTION
Sen. Sanders VS Donald Trump
>0 oder dubs win a state for the candidate
>rolls MUST be a reply to the post with the state in it
>a candidate must be clearly stated in the roll
Anything else will be ignored
Ronald
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Reply HERE to roll for Montana
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>>675809309
Feel the Bern
>>675809309
kasich
>>675809309
Sanders
Old/Historic Photo Dump
>>675807506
>>675807583
>>675807634
>>675807695
Anyone lurking?
>>675807773
![1442852272364-1[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/BWMT99A.jpg "1442852272364-1[1].jpg")
Ask someone who will be fucking a midget tonight anything
>I'm 5'10
>She's 4'9
is she a dwarf or just a very petite woman?
>>675807233
Just petite, she's proportional.
Met about a week ago and hit it off really well - she's gonna graduate this semester and then head off to law school
sooo,a little person fucking another little person? I dont see what we need to ask you.
>>675807387
Rekt
>>675807387
:^)
>ebin Manlet mai mai frend
The boredom is real.
Good morning
Your mum is real, u cheeki wanker.
would you fuck me?
>>675806190
With a rake
Trap
>>675806190
Yeah probably.
But I got low standards.
>>675806397
nope
>>675806190
I have
Why is Ham and Pineapple objectively the best pizza?
>>675804937
>Sweet, salty, savory
Hits almost all the taste buds
>>675804937
Yes.
>>675804937
i agree it is the best. it has what a normal cheese pizza has, with the added benefits of salty ham and sweet pinapple
>>675804937
Because Hawaiian pizza is the shit
>>675804937
Replace ham with bacon, then French in hotsauce and I agree.
What celebrity do you want to dominate you and keep you as their own personal sex slave? Mine is pic related.
Dubs is steal.
>>675799258
i don't want her but i'll try to steal just so you die alone in your fantasy life, like you will in real life
>>675799432
>implying Emma would dom you
>>675799258
Something about Rachael Harris
>>675801593
this
I'm straight, but like getting fucked in the ass. Girlfriend fucks me with a strap on, but lately I've been wondering if a real dick would feel better.
Anyone with experience in both or just thoughts?
>>675803997
I'm sure a strap on is just as good and a real dick I'm pretty sure would make you gay
>>675803997
I want to try strap on... but I'll try with small size. Any advice?
If you had to make this thread, you probably shouldn't lead off with "I'm straight."
You're a faggot
>>675803997
OP is a faggot
>>675803997
Tried both. Real dicks feel better and only a guy can fuck you properly. Plus that feel when he unloads inside you.
mom and son
>>675801675
His dick looks unhealthy, maybe mother son sex is dangerous afterall
>>675801399
you guys are worst than pedophiles
69 decides who we raid
>>675803528
Disney, because of that shit film ZOOTOPIA..
>>675803528
shaneless bamp
Let's do it
onison or whatever his name is
>>675803528
la beast
Let's say you find a magical lamp with a genie inside who will grant you 3 wishes.
What 3 things would you wish for?
Only rule is that you can't wish for more wishes.
Also, to keep things interesting, all wishes come true until someone gets dubs, and then genie turns evil and screws with your wishes. They come true but in a bad way.
Like drowning in a million dollars worth of coins or getting abs on your face.
Other anons say what could go wrong with the wishes
>>675805387
I wish for 10 more genies lamps.
It's not wishing for more wishes, that's just an added benefit of getting more lamps.
Loophole ftw.
1. Ability to control time
2. Trillion UK pound Sterling
3. Telekinesis
Bump
>>675805599
your 10 genies are evil
>>675805387
I like this friend
okay I'll say two wishes
>i wish the grill i like would like me as much as I do her
>i wish that at the same time that we would be good friends as well and it would "work out" per se.
check em anons
>>675801119
:O
http://www.xvideos.com/video10799306/2014-01-02_sunna_-_minnie_mouse
>>675801119
>>675801119
That's fucking bizarre for some reason.
>>675801302
>http://www.xvideos.com/video10799306/2014-01-02_sunna_-_minnie_mouse
thanks
>>675801302
That's the power of please kids!
Roll 55 or trips for wife's nudes
>op is a non-delivering fag
>>675807295
Check this.
>>675807295
rolly rollerino
>>675807295
>>675807295
rolling
rolling hard in the paint
