What is /b/ favorite food?
sushi.
rice.
anything.
with spice.
>>692246507
that looks pretty damn good
S/fur
Shark week
Shark ass
can someone repost this picture from a previous thread? The thumbnail itself looks very good.
>The wand chooses the wizard Mr. Potter
Roll wizards! And let your wand choose you!
But then how do I fap?
>>692249774
Rolando
>>692249774
Rollin...
Rolling
YLYL, only shit you've lost to. Let's make this a good one.
>>692256051
lost kek
Cuck Thread.
Post your hot Wives/GFs.
Bulls respond with how they would fuck them.
any requests?
2 dicks in her mouth
>>692246554
>
Asshole spread with cock in pussy
one in the left, anyone?
Post your Dropbox links. Quads get a special surprise
Roll
rols
roll
Rollio
teens
>legal edition, duh
bump
Revive my reaction folder, /b\
Waifu claiming thread.
Previous:
Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per anon
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
Kyouko claimed.
Yo!
>chitoge also claimed
Last claim! Good night everyone.
Lily's out.
Working in retail horror stories?
I worked in retail for about 1.5 years, Best Buy to be precise, and it was terrible. I was hoping to see some stories of fellow anons experiences with working retail. Anyone interested? The first story that comes to my mind isn't that great, but gives you an idea of the assholes you deal with on a daily basis.
> Get stuck as a cashier for a shift because that department had very high turnover
> Man and woman come to check out wearing clothes that look like they're cosplaying Assassin's Creed
> I greet them by saying "Hey, guys"
> The dude gets offended and asks if I think his girlfriend is a guy
> I say no and he continues to question if I see two men in front of me instead of this asshole and his girlfriend
> I explain saying "Hey guys" is an informal greeting
> He says I can't be informal at work and demands I apologize to his girlfriend
> I look at his girlfriend who is sporting a confused yet agreeing facial expression
> I apologize (beta mode engaged) and ring them out
Like I said, not much of a story, but I was hoping to read some others. I'm happy to say I have a much better and higher-paying job now for nearly 2 years. Retail sucks.
that kids more beta than you
bump
Also, I forgot to mention that after I quit my job my former female manager started texting me and we ending up fucking a bunch of times. I fisted her too. Complete whore haha probably the only semi-decent thing to come out of the whole mess.
>>692246650
Bump, got one for you need type to type
Celeb fap thread cont II
Edging is the best.
>>692242439
>Edging is the best
I honestly cant do it. I just want to cum. Im weak.
Still going, Anonymous! Is anything troubling you? Maybe I can help.
>Come in for advice, fortune-telling, and friendly conversation.
>GETs (dubs, trips, etc.) can ask for a tarot reading from me.
>GETs can be donated to others.
>Leave a name and a junior shrine maiden will deliver a fortune cookie if you don't GET.
>Patience and love! Hang around if you GET and remind me. You may be waiting a while depending on how many requests I have.
>Keep internet/avatar drama out of the shrine, please.
>>692247517
Dubs Rollan cont
Can I get a reading? Buddy?
bump
Second
-Sweet Roll
Hey /b/ . What's with the deal with sjws and libtards hating on Britain leaving? I'm curious.
Because it makes them think that they hate everyone else.
Plus who the fuck cares what they think? The only reason they have an opinion is because we let them think it means something by debating it.
>>692237109
Because nobody really understands the dynamics of geopolitics. The libtard that promised them the most free stuff in the last election told them it would be disastrous to leave and rather than questioning it and risk looking dumb they just agree and blindly vie the strict party platform line.
It's no different there than it is in the USA
>>692237445
>>692237592
So they bitch about nothing?
>>692237109
They think africants and musslimes have a right to Europe, but they fucking don't.
Europe belongs to the Europeans.
tail touching thread
lerking
Another shota thread!
>>692246474
Thread theme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qSF8r1mdCRc
...innocent?
Come on guys, saveworthy shit.
Dubs have to get off 4chan for a day. Trips a week. Quads forever.
umph
>>692236257
I'll take that bet
K
>>692236257
Here we go
lets go fags
>>692232929
You first
>>692232929
Rollo
roll
rollan
New r34 thread
Previous >>692227518
Would you smurf Smurfette
Every day, every fucking day I crave for the dame of my dreams. I want to feel her loving embrace, her warm lips pressed against mine, and her gorgeous curvature. Her breasts are that of a ripe fruit, succulent and radiant under the rays of the glistening sun. Whenever she walks by, her perfume fills the air; beneath that camouflage lies a sweet womanly scent that compliments her choice of fragrance. Her pussy... So tempting... Just when I thought my urge to bone couldn't grow anymore; I heard it. A sound of beauty. A sound of tranquility. I heard the shlicking of her wet cunt from the next apartment over, her moans rattled through my erect cock; but, that wasn't what got me horny. It was what she masturbated to. It took me so long to find it. Every night for the past two weeks, she watched this video..
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ooDcstIm6Qc
How much money you got?
>$800 in the bank
>Maybe $100 on hand
>$150 check in the mail from college because they over-charged me on tuition this past semester
>Layed off from my job effective today
Oh well, life rolls on
850 in the stock market
2500 in bank
>$500 on hand
>$30,000 saved for college
>only carry $25 in my wallet
I've been saving money for college since I was 6, and I have enough to pay for tuition for a semester at my college of choice. Fuck my life, man.
>>692238826
had $200, got $20 left cause of renewing my license.
broke nigga now
Draw Thread
Learning to draw
Have some Fruit Loops Gay Colored shit
Any requests?
nigga somone please bust me out of this jail!
Reposting the request for a guy giddy to pet a baby ogre but the ogre is not happy about it
>>692243820
Cookies coming out of the oven, all comfy like
