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LOL, anyone else glad that they got a big dick? I've watched too much porn to know that average dicks look small as fuck. Seriously, bitches aren't gonna think that average is okay. They're gonna look at it and be disappointed. You're never gonna fuck her a 2nd time because you already tricked her once.
With big dick, expect their girlfriends to walk up to you nonchalantly asking for dinner cause they know you're packing.
having big dicks is all benefits.
glad im not average, i'd kill myself.
>>674260389
Rolling
So last two digits is number of inches?
Rolling
>>674260389
Anyone else sad they got a toothpick in their pants?
>>674260389
you should kill yourself anyway for thinking about dicks so much, faggot
>>674260389
First dick looks like a 4in and the second looks like a 6in.
It's time!
>>674262234
>>674262329
DELETE THIS
Hi /b/
Would you fuck this chick?
How and why?
Be honest / detailed.
>>674261196
Yeah I would. Maybe only if I was drunk and met her in a club though.
I'd unzip that dress and bend her over the railings and pound her fat arse.
>>674261383
I wouldn't fuck her but I would get a good titwank from her.
>>674261196
how about you quit spamming this fat smurf OP, or is she your girlfriend and you are a humongous faggot?
>>674261196
Post the new material, this pic is old. Love you in the dress glad you took the suggestions to dress more girly! Love you babe, post more !
CUM TRIBUTE THREAD:
Post pictures to get Cum Tributed (cummed on) and do some requests yourself. Everyone contribute for a good thread.
PIC RELATED - I will fulfill a few requests so post the pics you want cummed on.
Please
sauce please
>>674260198
bump
>>674260198
bump for interest
>>674260198
that is from the livestream broadcast of moot's resignation speech when he quit as CEO of Redddit
>>674260198
if you honestly need sauce on this you seriously need to sit down and reconsider where you lack of life is going.
>>674260457
btw, that's moot on the left
My mom basically just told me she's kicking me out once I graduate...
Wat do?
>>674260244
join the armed forces, free living and you get some money for later, you don't have to go infantry btw
>>674260401
I was actually considering this, pretty much my only option unless I could get money to go to community college
Go back in time and dont be a dumb ass piece of shit in high school
>>674260244
Where do you live?
>>674260568
New York
can you be a pedophile and still be a good person?
Of course.
yes
>don't touch the child
>fap to loli
don't forget to like and subscribe ;`)
>>674260431
A pedophile can be a good person. A child molester cannot be. Shame the two get thrown in the same basket so frequently; makes trying to get help even harder for those sick sobs.
You can be a pedo and do good things. But you can't be a good person if you keep sticking your dick into little kids.
looking for lolis
I dont like lolis drawed without emotion.
Op pic sucks
i too am looking for lolis
no porn webm thread?
>>674258836
Salsa?
This is what you're looking for: >>>/gif/8254505
>>674259745
source?
hey 4chan, i just found a thread with CP, wat do?
http://prntscr.com/ag46g6 btw i'm not american nor do i live in america
c'mon guys, seriously, bump
Fap
>last post september 2014
>implying OP isn't a lying faggot.
Post pics faggot
>>674258611
Are you high on crack? Stay the fuck away from that shit. (Unless you're doing it the safe way)
Kirby has absorbed you!
What power does he get?
>>674259072
all of them
>>674259072
Depression
>>674259072
eternal virginity
>>674259072
Last week i ate an XTC pill in the shape of a yellow kirby it gave me splattered vision
>>674259072
Penises for fingers.
First come first serve thread, Xbox Live 14 Day Gold Trial here
YKMXY-4BGBQ-KQRKQ-G7PBP-VXRQ9
Have fun /b/ros
I'm not taking code. But I will bump
>>674258555
>>674258759
Same fag
>>674258555
Checked tho
W8er
Check'd plz
Anyone claim yet
h/fur
More food pics like this one, anybody?
Bomb shelter thread. GO!
47 get
detonated.
Okay
>>674259939
Please close doors so niggers dont get in
>>674260246
Close af
I JUST WANT TO SET THE WORLD OOOOON FIIIIIRRRRRRREEE
So is this the new queen yet?
What the?
She's smart but not that funny IMO.
All her jokes are immature.
>inb4 she's only 11
>>674259285
MODS MODS MODS
>>674259469
hmmm i wonder why
cant inb4 faggot
Slovenský thread?
magyar pls
>>674255782
Pump
>>674255687
fuck off slovakia
>>674255687
Sorry only real countries can start threads like this.
slav appreciation thread!
As i see Latvia is not icluded. no matter `cause i speak по русски
Сука.
>>674254863
>Ooga boogar
>slav
>>674255231
хорошо
Сдам тред с евро ремонтом, ньфагами, дабсами. За Отдельную плату можно устроить трипсы, квады и квинты. Не далеко от порно тредов. ТОЛЬКО СЛАВЯНАМ.
http://www.okcupid.com/profile/lind sgraham76/photos?cf=profile
kek I found her on OKC
>>674256625
>>674257326
She´s online now! all my keks
>>674257853
nice whore. fucked really well. got into her computer found loads of shit after she passed out.
enjoy.
>>674256625
Scorpio. Into the trash she goes.
Are you honestly going to sit here and tell me you would not fuck her?
And you call yourself a man. Fucking newfags
>>674259181
I never mentioned I would not fuck her.
Fuck? I'd fucking rape, her.
>>674259355
Checked and agree!
>>674259309
more like this
Hi
Timestamp or gtfo
want nudies?
