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Before the ceaseless cuck, trap, and fur threads. Back before generally unfunny and repetitive content became the predominating theme. Before there were feels, there were baww threads. Before kek, we did shit for the lulz. Back when you would turn on CNN or Fox News and see something you witnessed being discussed in a thread the night prior, manifest itself and impact the world on a global, albeit trivial, scale. Back when getting v& wasn’t “le funny meme”, but a legitimate concern because you had participated in at least 4 publicized bomb threats in a month. We brought eBaumsworld and Something Awful to their knees, and blamed it on the faggots at YTMND. When we weren't prank calling public events posing as Al Qaeda, we were shutting down the pool in Habbo hotel, keeping them safe from AIDS.

People say /b/ was never good. Bullshit. This place used to be fucking awesome. I would literally lurk from dusk till dawn, fapping and laughing. Now I just fap, I rarely ever laugh.

We convinced CNN to broadcast that Steve Jobs had died of a heart attack via ireport causing the stock price of apple to fucking tank. We made Oprah say "Over 9,000 penises" on fucking T.V. We made Times Magazine list moot as the most influential person in the world in 09. I’m not even going to mention the OKC bomb threats, or Faux news “Internet Hate Machine” report. WHY did we do all that? For the fucking lulz, that's why.

It's weird, because although /b/'s community has grown exponentially in recent years to more than quadruple the size it once was, there is very little momentum/drive/innovation. For example, Shillary is campaigning in Glen Cove, NY on Monday. If this were old /b/, there would have been multiple threads on various possible ways we could fuck shit up. That's why old /b/ was fun. We got involved in whatever was happening in the real world at the time, not for the greater good or to push some political agenda, we did it for the lulz
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>>678355819

lol internet
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tl:dr DISREGARD THAT I SUCK COCKS

You with me, faggots?
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/b/ is dead. XD dont fight the cancer :P let it consume u fam
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An observation I've had is that conservatives love to throw around the "cuck" word any chance they get. I'm highly suspicious that a large part of this sites traffic comes from The south states. So blame them for the trap threads.

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new thread
poorly draw scenes from movies and guess
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>>678358929
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>>678359229
dubs: the movie

I am indian and my dad fingered my ass when I was a kid. As a result I am still a virgin at 27.
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>>678357101
and?
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>>678357101
Then tell your Dad to finish the job and make you not a virgin
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ur not a virgin. ass fingering counts bro. smile.
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You're Indian, thats normal.

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List your favorite anime.
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>>678357685
Wrong fucking board.
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>>678357685
TETSUOOOOO!!!!
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>>678357930

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DARK SOULS 3 HYPE GIMME YOUR BEST SUN PRAISES FAGGOTS
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overrated game, i watched the game get beat in under 3 hours, game is mediocre at best.
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DS1 will always be better
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dude all of the dark souls games have been beat in under an hour. Some guys are really good at speed running it. I am sooo hyped for this game dark souls 1 was my favourite. PRAISE THE SUN

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Git rollin nigguh.
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Rollerino
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rolling for my homie oshi
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Swiss Roll
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>>678358528
Roll

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New badly drawn movies try to guess. paint only
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Easy, Jarhead.

Hit me, /b/
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Nobody guessed it in the last one
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>>678359128
bad santa?
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>>678359128
every christmas movie?

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Stockings or pantyhose girl?
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Bum0
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>>678357821
grete please
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>>678358831
You want her huh
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>>678358939
you're clearing not the normal OP though

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Real life actual female here. Dubs decides what I say to this guy on OKcupid.
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tits plz
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>>678358729
Lol not this poor Irish guy
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>>678358729
"k"
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I'll only fuck you if you're voting for Trump

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Starting a Cuttlefish thread.
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>>678359278
I like this thread.
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Bump for cuttlefish
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Will dump a nude if roll has two 3's and a 1. Will dump them all if its in the order of 3,1,3. Ive dumped her nudes on here before you can override the game if you happen to have them.
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>>678359542
roll
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>>678359729
reroll
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Rollerino
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>>678359542
rolling

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Home alone, dubs dicides what to do.
No damage to property or things that involve physical hurt.
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Post dickpic wit face
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>>678358917
Come on you can do worse than that
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do it!
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>>678358060
Post dick

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tell me what you would do to my gf and ill post more
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>>678355427
Lick her deep in the ass
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Wanna fuck these feet so bad
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>>678355736

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Greetings. I am an alien sent to help my home planet in ending a civil war that will determine the fate of our galaxy. I am sent here to gather as much information on the planet known as Earth. In return, I will answer any question that will not compromise my mission.

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>ayy lmao
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>>678354568ayylmao
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>>678354568
How advanced is the human race compared to other races?
What makes us different?
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>>678354782
Good question. Our race is a group of blue people with a minority of those we call "sreggin." The largely uneducated but physically fit sreggin race has declared the planet theirs, and will stop at nothing to destroy our superior race.

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>im blue dabba dee dabba die
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>>678355225
Good question. You are in the "backwaters" of the galaxy, often the butt of many jokes for other superior races, often ridiculing your lack of unity. A very ironic statement coming from us, considering the civil war we are in right now.

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>sreggin is niggers backwards

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Kill, Marry, Fuck
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Kill selena, fuck taylor, marry ariana
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all too hot to kill one

rape marry fuck is all im giving you
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>>678356924
Kill the middle unknown bitch
Fuck Tay-Tay
Mary Ms. Grande
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Marry Ariana and be her cuck
Kill the frigid Taylor Swift
Fuck Selena

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I'll just leave this here
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>>678357617
dat phat pusii
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>>678357996
Shameless self bump

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What, no fluffy abuse thread?

C'mon, it's my new fetish.

Don't try to explain it.
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>>678355940
dont make a thread and then dont post what you want
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>>678355940
It's usually later at night when these threads kick off. They usually kick off around 7:00 pm central time.
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/B/ help a bro out, I'm looking for the rest of the pictures from this set
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Bumpen
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>>678354479
what a nice ass
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>>678354479
BUMP
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U guys are my heros

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New thread Boxxy/Catie

Forever Queen
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Faget OP
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Kill yourself OP
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Fuck off OP

Françaises, Français... (bon oui je sais qu'y a pas de françaises qui passent ici mais nevermind)

P.S: Demain, je baise. Comment je sais? Parce que c'est une pute. Une prostituée.
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>>678354803
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>>678356134
Tu te trompes...mais je comprends, c'est plus facile de m'imaginer comme un nolife.
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>>678354803
Salut, je me fais chier
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reste un nolife
#branlette

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