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wincest thread you degenerate fucks
>>767886555
trips confirms this thread
who's got the one with the sister who wanted drugs from her brother so he made her fuck him for it
i took a bath with a nutmeg bath bomb today.
Thats nice
>>767888959
yeah it was decent
>>767887929
you're living life on the edge, anon
Amateur BJ thread. Post em.
How far would you go to get nudes from people you know?
>>767890535
Ask them outright. Works pretty well honestly lol.
>>767890535
post their snapchat and let an alpha male do the work
>>767890535
why is she wearing fucking shoes in the water
>>767890636
They're water shoes you moron
>>767890636
"art"
I know I’m veeeeery thin, but honestly, how fuckable am I? Assuming I even am
>>767886356
I'll fuck your twink ass raw til you bleed so I can use it as lube ...
>>767886356
extremely
you bi?
>>767887939
Nah fam. Sorry :/
>>767888178
not even gay?
I was molested at 7, 2 times by 3 different women. Ask me anything.
>>767890192
First time it happened?
Oh no you had every boys dream boo fucking hoo
>>767890192
You deserved it
>>767890294
First time was by a friends mom in the bath.
>>767890192
Do you now have a straight shota fetish?
Payed 40$ for this, it's my first time buying by myself instead of asking a pothead friend for help. The thing is it feels a bit moist..what should I do? I already smoked a bit of it and was alright but I keep thinking that maybe I should dry it a bit or something...what should I do?
Bump
Wat do? pls help!
>>767889242
Lmao.. looks like someone put shit from the ground in a bag
Anyone else into chubbies?
>>767885711
>>767885711
oh yeah im a skinny guy but thick girls are fire like sex is always above par plus titties are always massive win win
plus no one chases big girls so its waaay easy
>>767885838
My man there. I bang skinny girls too but this one always gives me the best sex
>>767885984
like is it just me or do thick girls like give above average sex and head particularly head like im more into skinny girls but like i still can think back to some hookups and girls who i thought where meh blew my mind
big girls need love too psa
Celeb Thread
>>767888511
Bought a rat. Help me name it.
Hitler did nothing wrong
Fapple
qt
>>767888756
Nibbles
Lemmywinks
>>767888756
Pussy repellant
Post girls wearing glasses nude
Fap to the pic below yours part II
>>767887511
Moar
More?
>>767888010
More pics you shouldn't share
/46C2CFA
Name's Marissa. Looks a lot like someone I know but I haven't been able to confirm it. Anyone able to help a brother out?
Continuing from last with her
>>767888254
Damn!!
https://temporarily.exposed/image/c2d554b0-ca8
extend if you like
Moar of her
Nude Game!
roll 7
>>767889689
Tits & Face
>>767889689
Full Frontal
3
>>767890329
tite and face
Seriously how are we supposed to compete? They can make them as long and thick as they want
?
>>767889586
Trans? Seriously I am unsure what is going on there...
>>767889586
1. Doesn't even come close to looking like a penis.
2. Can't get hard.
3. Isn't sensitive to sexual stimulation.
4. Can't ejaculate.
5. Can't inseminate.
That's how.
>>767889702
Whats your point. They can make theirs juat as big
>>767889586
Last time I post from my fucked up peens folder. Faggots are already shitposting with it.
Clearly murder
Why do people feel its right to decide who gets to live and die?.. no one has absolute freedom
isn't that a slippery slope?
Why do abortionists always assume religious significance to this issue when its a scientific and legal issue?
Explain to me when a human life begins and when it is therefore endowed with human rights, to a degree of precision such that no child will slip through the cracks?
>>767885445
>Explain to me when a human life begins and when it is therefore endowed with human rights
18 years old
until then, abortion should be legal
>>767885445
As a society we decide who gets to live or die every day. Grow up.
The bottom line however, is that a woman's right to police her body trumps your feelings on the matter.
>>767885662
we dont legislate to kill the innocent. in parts of the world where we do it is wrong.
bodily autonomy is a myth and is trumped at any rate by the right to life
explain to me when a human life begins and when it is therefore endowed with human rights, to a degree of precision such that no child will slip through the cracks?
you're just choosing the version of reality that seems less disturbing to you because you cant face facts..
grow up
>>767885584
at least thats honest
fb insta 3.30
Not much left of Olivia, but if you're still interested.
>>767890219
Wwyd
>>767890407
More right
GOLD COAST AUSTRALIA
What are some insects/qualities that insects have that truly bother you? Not something as simple as "this bug looks scary" but things that are truly scary about said bug.
For example:
Japanese hornet venom can melt skin
Cicadas pupate for 17 years then hatch all at once in swarms
Humans created Africanized honey bees/killer bees
>>767887015
I once watched ants drag away a baby mouse. Thing went squeaking it's ass off all the way.
>>767887015
bullet ant, 'nuff said, if youv'e ever been bit by one, you know
>>767887534
Are you implying that you've been bitten by a bullet ant?
I need kinda specific stuff, working on an insectoid villain for a story and wanna get the right stuff that causes people to feel uneasy
>>767887567
I have, I let one bite me on a dare, it was a mistake.
Itt; tales of your DnD adventures
Other role playing games are cool too, let's hear your stories
>>767887066
Bump
I watched someone play arkham asylum on youtube.
For 3 videos he was just taking stuff out of the box. Then when he started playing, there was even more stuff to take out of the box.
>Be Me
>Be 21
>Room up with Friend and his wife
>Make Rogue build
>She of course makes sorcerer
>Get a task to join thieves guild: Steal jewel from city ran by rival thieves guild.
>Think. Look at Bluff and Diplomacy on sheet. Gonna pretend to be a diplomat
>She comes along for the ride, not knowing my plan. Along the way I have...
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> be me, lv.2 lawful good elf druid/sorcerer
>all day erry day
>>767887999
>Wife plays along with it a bit too willingly, but we make it through the scene, using bluff and diplomacy to cover our asses to success.
>After the party, hit up the vault. Through a combination of dumb luck and applied skill, make it through the vault traps. Friend is still upset about the banter that had gone on at the party about his wife's character being my slave.
>Make it out with the jewel, and head back home.
>Random encounter on the way back: Rival thieves guild roving guard. The sorceress seduces with her high charisma while my rogue makes his way into the shadows.
>One by one she takes them into the woods, where my character backstabs them. Each tine she pretends she fucked their brains out, and goes and gets another.
>Once all are put down, my friend still salty, I think "Fine, Anon DM." Tell him I'd like to make a roll. He shrugs. Get a nat 20. Look at the wife. "Roll to resist my character's seduction."
>Friend flips the table and stomps off.
fb/ig fap thread 2.0
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