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Dubs decides in which thread I will dump my roblox porn folder.
/b/ only
lol
this one
k
Your what folder?
:)
I just won the right to change the status of a friend to whatever i want it to be. Dubs decide
>>714298534
Fuckbuddy
>>714298534
Monkey Butler
Hes gay, dying out of Hepatitis C and his penis is stuck in the tissue and cant get outside, so he is in hospital and hopes that some other person than his parents are gonna visit him. Noone will, because the gay sex he had was rape.
Now make a nice status of it, i know you can do it.
>>714298534
In a relationship.
>>714298633
The dubs have spoken
Fucking bored as fuck. Half-heartedly jerking. Anyone got suggests on how/where to cum? want a tribute or something? Give me some damn ideas.
Try this my friend. .
https://youtu.be/Pp51yM5MBcI
shoot your load out of a window. film it. post it.
you'll feel good about it for weeks.
>>714297841
That's not a bad one. my screens are full windows and a pain to remove. not worth the effort.
>>714297486
OP want to tribute a few pics of her and text her for reactions?
>>714298381
Yo /b/ who df is this bitch?
>>714298049
I couldn't imagine caring any less about something than a fucking giraffe being killed half a goddamn world away.
>>714299061
Half world away, some sand nigger is saying the same about you.
good. Geraffes are so dumb.
>>714298049
What a shame!!! In a continent full of niggers, she shoots the giraffe.
>>714298362
bump
>>714298362
I did that once. Ash fell on the tip of my penis. Never again.
>>714298362
That's what I love doing, it makes my cock feel so much more sensitive
thats the way I always do it. Helps me last so I can actually watch a decent amount of porn before finishing
I love these kinds of pussy. Don't like to much roast beef.
>>714298362
I'm gonna try it rn
Were there black cowboys back in the cowboy days?
>>714297274
Yes. Large numbers.
>>714297274
No they were all slaves.
>>714297274
You didn't need formal education to be a cowboy. This is why lots of freed slaves turned to the profession.
>>714297274
ITT: Bitches don't know about muh Bass Reeves
Google him... put his own damn son in prison!
>>714297274
Yes, they were called slaves.
Why the fuck are trannies so fucking annoying. I know two and they're both irritating as fuck. They're both female to male and one never shuts up about beings trans and the other one is a conceited cunt who thinks that she's better than everyone else. Listen I don't give a fuck about your fucking mental illness alright stop trying to act like something you're not and get on with your stupid fucking life or just kill yourself! Easy as that
Are they both on hormones and/or in college in the US?
College is a fucked up groupthink/special snowflake breeding ground.
And hormones can make a bad situation worse. It's a great mix in bed, but the fucking drama it brings is a pain in the ass.
Also, can we get a trap/trans disaster thread?
>>714297709
One has started taking hormones and the other has obviously taken them and has had a name change. And no, UK
>>714297883
US college system is horrible, mate. I expect it's close to the same shit you see on your side of the pond. Some of the goofy gender shit reaches ridiculous levels, and there's no one that's going to call them on it. Hell, many of the professors encourage it.
>>714298879
It's not as stupid here but you still have to suck their (metaphorical) dicks just to be accepted otherwise YOURE A FILTHY TRANSPHOBE.
Like fuck it just fuck that gay shit
>>714297396
They are annoying gay men. Not women. That's why. They try to act like girls but don't know how because they are not
I made a site just for Yoga Pants
http://www.yogafap.com/
Need Feedback!
23 year old here. The guy next door who graduated from school this year intimidates me. I've come to think that I'm really afraid of him and can't fight back. I feel bad about myself for that.
I used to think "Well, I'm not actually scared. Just wound-up a bit. If anything, I could get myself together and kick the shit out of him." I was so stuck in delusion. He has given me so many reasons to fight him but I never did so. Call me names now, yeah.
bump
What exactly does he do to intimidate you?
Burn his house down and when he runs out, beat him to death with a lead pipe, then throw him in the fire.
bump
Gotta assert your dominance OP. Act like a /b/tard irl. Wave your dick at him & call him a faggot.
Better do something quick or else hes gonna dominate you and fug your gf. Next thing you know you'll be posting you gfs pics here, asking anons what they would do to her
Sauce pls?
Bumping for interest
bump
https://www.ashemaletube.com/videos/167813/tranny-maid-gets-her-ass-rammed/
>>714299798
ty anon
>>714299798
Disgusting.
Woman looking like a sextoy
any1 lurking?
>>714298317
Carry one with this one.
I get turned on by my own dick
When Im in the shower and I start washing my dick and balls I always get hard and have to fap
I can never touch my dick and not get aroused, even if its just for a problem
Does anyone else have this problem? Im not gay, everytime i see gay porn i never get aroused. All porn I watch is either when i film myself jerking off or watch lesbian porn. Cant get off to anything else
>everytime i see gay porn
Anon...
>>714298187
what?
Anon, you are definitely gay. Best you can do is search for help, because you're still not past the phase where you compensate your unknown gayness with lesbian porn. My advice: go to church, confess to your priest while you still have time.
>>714298258
or else?
You are just young,you'll get over it.
I can't smell any roasting jews
>>714298464
you are in the wrong timeline.
No ylyl, ylyl
>>714299237
I dont have lots of smarts. Can somebody explain?
Hey /b/ could you make me look a bit cooler in this image. Photoshop some sports car around me and golden chains etc.
bump
>>714298445
I said sports car and golden chains you bastard.
>>714298445
>>714298505
Wow, that's cool
>>714298445
I mean it looks cool but I would like some sports car and a golden chain please beside me
why is there a mobile version of league of legends
Where
There
I think the bigger question here is why're you posting degenerate furry shit faggot
>>714297830
Cause we're degenerate furry faggots?
Why wouldn't we be posting
Why? Because why not.
Pistols vs. revolvers
What do you like better in terms of looks?
>>714297444
nice trips, anon
Revolvers look fucking awesome.
Pistols are easier and much faster to reload though.
>>714297444
Both
>looks
>>714297444
Revolvers
> More practical as well
> You probably won't be in a situation where you need more then 6 rounds
> Don't jam
>>714298223
Yes, looks. I'm only gonna keep it in my car for self defense, so chances are, I'll never use it and I'll just be looking at it.
>You're able to watch your life from beginning to end as if it were a TV show
>one part comes up that makes you cringe hard
>what happened /b/?
>>714298162
Middle school
Met an older guy on Craigslist and he didn't understand boundaries or how to do a hookup really.
Got raped too so maybe that idk?
>>714298162
Being born
>>714298246
Didn't mean to make it suddenly really awkward
I smoked a lots os spice when i was 16-17-18 and i had trips when i saw myself from the outside like i was someone else and i cringed so hard on many things i did, it was super weird and one of the reasons i stopped with drugs for a while
Hard to ecplain but experiencing that was mindblowing
rate?
Follow the rules
>>714297480
fucking fat pig
>>714297480
Tits or gtfo
>>714297480
would fuck her not more
no friendship no relationship
wouldn't even tell her my real name
hell i wouldn't treat her as a human being with rights like me
just use her for sex
g'morning b.
hope you slept well.
tell me why you will not KILL YOURSELF today
>>714298070
Zoloft and adderall.
>>714298497
Im on Prozac, thinking adderall might actually make it work right. Howd you get them both?
Ganja, and it being my last day of work.
i'm killing myself slowly by alcohol
>>714298070
lol every. fucking. day.
i know you live with your parents because you do this from morning to night.
how old are you?
