Navigation: /b/ - Random [+18] | Search | Watch naughty people [+18] | [Home]
RandomArchive logo

Archived threads in /b/ - Random - 975. page

The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

ITT: we stop whining about the voting system and propose actual solutions.

It is very clear that the election was rigged for Drumpf. America is currently in crisis mode, so here is how we fix it...

>Everyone under 25 gets a 5x multiplier since they will have to live with the consequences the longest.

>Everyone who is between the age of 26-49 gets a 2x multiplier.

>Everyone aged 50+ vote's counts as 0.5 as they are matured to the point of having frequent health risks, and not having to worry about the outcome of elections.

>Everyone aged 70+ (A.K.A Baby boomers), votes dont count for shit because they are wrinkly old fucks on medicare and will die very soon anyway.

>African Americans get a 5x multiplier for 188 elections since thats how long they were restricted the right to vote, aswell as being victims of racial discrimination.

>Any other Americans of color gets a 3x multiplier for 100 elections as compensation due to white oppression throughout the 20th century, while contributing to our society.

>Women get a 5x multiplier for 144 elections since they were restricted access to voting, aswell as being sexually oppressed.

>Anyone who is a part of the LGBTQ community gets a 2x multiplier stack due to being victims of homophobic discrimination.

>Anyone who is a part of the Islamic faith gets a 2.5 multiplier due to currently being victims of racial discrimination.

>If you have a PhD diploma in gender studies, your vote will get a 3x multiplier since we dont want dumbasses making decisions for the rest of the country.

>Illegal immigrants count as a single vote REGARDLESS due to having poor quality of life, UNLESS they are in possession of a green card. In which case they get 3x if colored, 5x if of African origin.

Example #1: A white 50 year old woman with no degree's vote will count as 2.5

Example #2: A black 19 year old woman's vote will count as 25 votes

Example #3: A white 40 year old man with no degree will count as 2 votes

Come on people its 2016!
41 posts and 9 images submitted.
>>
kys
>>
Kys now
>>
File: 1478195001861.jpg (25KB, 480x487px) Image search: [Google] [Yandex] [Bing]
1478195001861.jpg
25KB, 480x487px
>>
>>714297460
2/10 bait for making me reply

Puffy pussy, bonus for feet
5 posts and 3 images submitted.
>>
>>714297426
bump
>>
>>714297426
did you really start this thread with only one pic OP?
>>
>>714298405
It's a damn good one though
>>
File: 1478810058331.jpg (36KB, 500x694px)
1478810058331.jpg
36KB, 500x694px

File: image.png (767KB, 640x960px) Image search: [Google] [Yandex] [Bing]
image.png
767KB, 640x960px
Hey /b/ on my phone I need the gif of this pic tyvm
2 posts and 2 images submitted.
>>
File: 1481034015805.png (572KB, 633x603px) Image search: [Google] [Yandex] [Bing]
1481034015805.png
572KB, 633x603px
>>714298532

File: secks.png (11KB, 106x130px) Image search: [Google] [Yandex] [Bing]
secks.png
11KB, 106x130px
Dubs decides in which thread I will dump my roblox porn folder.
/b/ only
24 posts and 4 images submitted.
>>
lol
>>
this one
>>
k
>>
Your what folder?

File: IMG_2036.jpg (137KB, 457x459px) Image search: [Google] [Yandex] [Bing]
IMG_2036.jpg
137KB, 457x459px
I just won the right to change the status of a friend to whatever i want it to be. Dubs decide
9 posts and 1 images submitted.
>>
>>714298534
Fuckbuddy
>>
>>714298534
Monkey Butler
>>
Hes gay, dying out of Hepatitis C and his penis is stuck in the tissue and cant get outside, so he is in hospital and hopes that some other person than his parents are gonna visit him. Noone will, because the gay sex he had was rape.
Now make a nice status of it, i know you can do it.
>>
>>714298534
In a relationship.

File: yFUS8.jpg (21KB, 320x340px) Image search: [Google] [Yandex] [Bing]
yFUS8.jpg
21KB, 320x340px
Fucking bored as fuck. Half-heartedly jerking. Anyone got suggests on how/where to cum? want a tribute or something? Give me some damn ideas.
26 posts and 11 images submitted.
>>
Try this my friend. .

https://youtu.be/Pp51yM5MBcI
>>
shoot your load out of a window. film it. post it.
you'll feel good about it for weeks.
>>
>>714297841
That's not a bad one. my screens are full windows and a pain to remove. not worth the effort.
>>
>>714297486
OP want to tribute a few pics of her and text her for reactions?

File: image.jpg (118KB, 576x646px) Image search: [Google] [Yandex] [Bing]
image.jpg
118KB, 576x646px
Yo /b/ who df is this bitch?
8 posts and 2 images submitted.
>>
>>714298049
I couldn't imagine caring any less about something than a fucking giraffe being killed half a goddamn world away.
>>
>>714299061
Half world away, some sand nigger is saying the same about you.
>>
good. Geraffes are so dumb.
>>
File: 1480989927329s.jpg (8KB, 249x215px) Image search: [Google] [Yandex] [Bing]
1480989927329s.jpg
8KB, 249x215px

File: 1478250918114.jpg (330KB, 1280x1280px) Image search: [Google] [Yandex] [Bing]
1478250918114.jpg
330KB, 1280x1280px
Hey /b/ros try smoking and jacking off at once
>feels good man
11 posts and 4 images submitted.
>>
File: CDD6A39.jpg (219KB, 1200x800px)
CDD6A39.jpg
219KB, 1200x800px
>>714298362
bump
>>
>>714298362
I did that once. Ash fell on the tip of my penis. Never again.
>>
>>714298362
That's what I love doing, it makes my cock feel so much more sensitive
>>
thats the way I always do it. Helps me last so I can actually watch a decent amount of porn before finishing

File: maxresdefault.jpg (140KB, 1280x720px) Image search: [Google] [Yandex] [Bing]
maxresdefault.jpg
140KB, 1280x720px
Were there black cowboys back in the cowboy days?
17 posts and 6 images submitted.
>>
>>714297274
Yes. Large numbers.
>>
>>714297274
No they were all slaves.
>>
>>714297274
You didn't need formal education to be a cowboy. This is why lots of freed slaves turned to the profession.
>>
File: 220px-Bass_Reeves.jpg (24KB, 220x415px) Image search: [Google] [Yandex] [Bing]
220px-Bass_Reeves.jpg
24KB, 220x415px
>>714297274
ITT: Bitches don't know about muh Bass Reeves

Google him... put his own damn son in prison!

File: IMG_0528.jpg (36KB, 392x261px)
IMG_0528.jpg
36KB, 392x261px
Why the fuck are trannies so fucking annoying. I know two and they're both irritating as fuck. They're both female to male and one never shuts up about beings trans and the other one is a conceited cunt who thinks that she's better than everyone else. Listen I don't give a fuck about your fucking mental illness alright stop trying to act like something you're not and get on with your stupid fucking life or just kill yourself! Easy as that
6 posts and 1 images submitted.
>>
Are they both on hormones and/or in college in the US?

College is a fucked up groupthink/special snowflake breeding ground.

And hormones can make a bad situation worse. It's a great mix in bed, but the fucking drama it brings is a pain in the ass.

Also, can we get a trap/trans disaster thread?
>>
>>714297709
One has started taking hormones and the other has obviously taken them and has had a name change. And no, UK
>>
>>714297883
US college system is horrible, mate. I expect it's close to the same shit you see on your side of the pond. Some of the goofy gender shit reaches ridiculous levels, and there's no one that's going to call them on it. Hell, many of the professors encourage it.
>>
>>714298879
It's not as stupid here but you still have to suck their (metaphorical) dicks just to be accepted otherwise YOURE A FILTHY TRANSPHOBE.

Like fuck it just fuck that gay shit

File: mC9kvIi.gif (979KB, 499x509px) Image search: [Google] [Yandex] [Bing]
mC9kvIi.gif
979KB, 499x509px
I made a site just for Yoga Pants

http://www.yogafap.com/

Need Feedback!
10 posts and 6 images submitted.
>>
File: FD4cbf2.gif (995KB, 500x273px) Image search: [Google] [Yandex] [Bing]
FD4cbf2.gif
995KB, 500x273px
>>
File: AqbaWun.gif (419KB, 500x273px) Image search: [Google] [Yandex] [Bing]
AqbaWun.gif
419KB, 500x273px
>>
>>714298878
https://www.4chan.org/advertise
asshole
>>
File: 1480943239984.jpg (94KB, 735x577px) Image search: [Google] [Yandex] [Bing]
1480943239984.jpg
94KB, 735x577px

File: DSC_2808.jpg (564KB, 1932x1295px) Image search: [Google] [Yandex] [Bing]
DSC_2808.jpg
564KB, 1932x1295px
23 year old here. The guy next door who graduated from school this year intimidates me. I've come to think that I'm really afraid of him and can't fight back. I feel bad about myself for that.
I used to think "Well, I'm not actually scared. Just wound-up a bit. If anything, I could get myself together and kick the shit out of him." I was so stuck in delusion. He has given me so many reasons to fight him but I never did so. Call me names now, yeah.
63 posts and 4 images submitted.
>>
bump
>>
What exactly does he do to intimidate you?
>>
Burn his house down and when he runs out, beat him to death with a lead pipe, then throw him in the fire.
>>
bump

Sauce pls?
8 posts and 2 images submitted.
>>
Bumping for interest
>>
bump
>>
https://www.ashemaletube.com/videos/167813/tranny-maid-gets-her-ass-rammed/
>>
>>714299798
ty anon

File: 217791_01big.jpg (125KB, 1024x684px) Image search: [Google] [Yandex] [Bing]
217791_01big.jpg
125KB, 1024x684px
Woman looking like a sextoy
20 posts and 11 images submitted.
>>
File: 217789_12big.jpg (138KB, 1024x684px)
217789_12big.jpg
138KB, 1024x684px
>>
File: 5746564645674.jpg (89KB, 634x498px) Image search: [Google] [Yandex] [Bing]
5746564645674.jpg
89KB, 634x498px
>>
File: image-6 (2).jpg (285KB, 1600x1067px)
image-6 (2).jpg
285KB, 1600x1067px
>>
any1 lurking?

File: 1480811710147.png (680KB, 568x760px)
1480811710147.png
680KB, 568x760px
I get turned on by my own dick

When Im in the shower and I start washing my dick and balls I always get hard and have to fap

I can never touch my dick and not get aroused, even if its just for a problem

Does anyone else have this problem? Im not gay, everytime i see gay porn i never get aroused. All porn I watch is either when i film myself jerking off or watch lesbian porn. Cant get off to anything else
17 posts and 2 images submitted.
>>
>everytime i see gay porn

Anon...
>>
>>714298187
what?
>>
Anon, you are definitely gay. Best you can do is search for help, because you're still not past the phase where you compensate your unknown gayness with lesbian porn. My advice: go to church, confess to your priest while you still have time.
>>
>>714298258
or else?

File: Jews.png (49KB, 1870x912px) Image search: [Google] [Yandex] [Bing]
Jews.png
49KB, 1870x912px
I can't smell any roasting jews
2 posts and 1 images submitted.
>>
>>714298464
you are in the wrong timeline.

File: 1480824848768.jpg (134KB, 750x586px) Image search: [Google] [Yandex] [Bing]
1480824848768.jpg
134KB, 750x586px
No ylyl, ylyl
31 posts and 19 images submitted.
>>
>>
>>
>>
File: 1478953755812.png (1MB, 1357x1281px) Image search: [Google] [Yandex] [Bing]
1478953755812.png
1MB, 1357x1281px

File: -1.jpg (334KB, 960x960px) Image search: [Google] [Yandex] [Bing]
-1.jpg
334KB, 960x960px
Hey /b/ could you make me look a bit cooler in this image. Photoshop some sports car around me and golden chains etc.
39 posts and 21 images submitted.
>>
bump
>>
File: 20161206_061818.jpg (889KB, 960x960px) Image search: [Google] [Yandex] [Bing]
20161206_061818.jpg
889KB, 960x960px
>>
>>714298445
I said sports car and golden chains you bastard.
>>
>>714298445
>>714298505
Wow, that's cool

File: 1407876526771.jpg (384KB, 850x1100px)
1407876526771.jpg
384KB, 850x1100px
why is there a mobile version of league of legends
170 posts and 150 images submitted.
>>
Where
>>
File: 1407931739106.jpg (100KB, 800x691px)
1407931739106.jpg
100KB, 800x691px
There
>>
I think the bigger question here is why're you posting degenerate furry shit faggot
>>
File: 1478309978777.jpg (150KB, 822x1280px)
1478309978777.jpg
150KB, 822x1280px
>>714297830
Cause we're degenerate furry faggots?

Why wouldn't we be posting

File: LWCommM66.jpg (39KB, 480x367px) Image search: [Google] [Yandex] [Bing]
LWCommM66.jpg
39KB, 480x367px
Pistols vs. revolvers

What do you like better in terms of looks?
324 posts and 131 images submitted.
>>
>>714297444
nice trips, anon
Revolvers look fucking awesome.
Pistols are easier and much faster to reload though.
>>
>>714297444
Both
>>
File: 1471644641115b.jpg (34KB, 338x305px) Image search: [Google] [Yandex] [Bing]
1471644641115b.jpg
34KB, 338x305px
>looks
>>
File: 02.png (820KB, 800x463px) Image search: [Google] [Yandex] [Bing]
02.png
820KB, 800x463px
>>714297444
Revolvers

> More practical as well
> You probably won't be in a situation where you need more then 6 rounds
> Don't jam

Pages: [First page] [Previous page] [966] [967] [968] [969] [970] [971] [972] [973] [974] [975] [976] [977] [978] [979] [980] [981] [982] [983] [984] [Next page] [Last page]

Navigation: /b/ - Random [+18] | Search | Watch live sex for free! |
Navigation: /b/ - Random [+18] | Search | Watch people while having sex |


If you need a post removed click on it's [Report] button and follow the instruction.
If you like this website please support us by donating with Bitcoin at 1516QPvvjaBRziqhWPPJLvTaYxfUSBJswe
All trademarks and copyrights on this page are owned by their respective parties. Posts and uploaded images are the responsibility of the Poster. Comments are owned by the Poster.
This is a 4chan archive - all of the content originated from that website. If you need information about a Poster - contact 4chan. This project is not affiliated in any way with 4chan.