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The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
It's objectively a good game
>>768099139
Pubg > fortnite and i never even played these two
You're objectively a guitar.
>>768099179
thats because youre a fucking normie
>>768099212
^this
>>768099139
for children.
I have a strong feeling that the universe we live in is a virtual reality created by beings smarter than us or that beings altered ape DNA to make humans and they're secretly monitoring our progress
>>768095038
Welcome to 2016.
https://www.scientificamerican.com/article/are-we-living-in-a-computer-simulation/
>>768095038
I have a strong feeling that I'm a supreme being chosen to find a suitable way of life for other supreme beings.
I'm "dreaming" this life and I will have to report all the pros and cons in a while.
If I get the highest score, all the other beings will live this dream.
(Yes, I've watched Matrix)
>>768095038
>>768095209
Agree. Almost certainly we are in some sort of simulation. Very likely we are being monitored somehow. Some kind of 11th dimension quantum mechanical form of life is watching and grading us or testing/teaching and I don't mean Jesus. Or maybe we are here for fun.
Or maybe we are all the SAME being experiencing ourselves through all forms of life within the simulation.
Either way iya fun to think about
No youre not, youre nothing. You are meaningless and worthless and obsolete, nobody watches you or cares for you. YOU ARE NOTHING OK?
Fucking idiots thru mankind think they are some kind of the chosen one. Fuck off man and get over it you think you are special? There are 8 billion humans just lile you dumb fgt. If you would kys now nobody would even care because you mean nothing.
>>768095038
That's just normal/irrational paranoia, we all get it, we just don't usually tell people cause it's dumb. And if this is a virtual reality, what difference would it make? Still have to go to work or starve, or live with your parents I guess. I can't tell which is worse. But just knowing it was a virtual reality wouldn't matter much cause it's the only universe we've got. Or we could escape the matrix....unless we are all just lines of code, then there isn't much to escape.
When is it okay to hit your daughter?
My daughter is 12 and i caught her trying to steal money from my wallet this morning. I gave her 2 bucks and she spat in my face. What should i do /b/?
>>768097247
Put her up for adoption. You have no idea what you are doing.
Why the fuck would you give her two bucks?
>>768097247
when she bites your dick
Pull down her pants and spank her ass. Don't forget to put middle finger knuckle deep in her ass then shove it in her mouth. Also record it lol
Andy's rectal defecation
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I just shot my load on my face
>>768095652
That's just hot, ngl
>>768095652
>>768096945
>>768097196
>>768097433
boring newfag trash
>>768097921
UK girls
>>768098214
Bump.
I love UK girls and chavs. They aren’t even that beautiful or good looking perse, but somehow they are sexy af, making them overall super hot. They’re just such sluts and cockteases.
>>768099457
Post what you’ve saved bro. Maybe not chavs but Just UK girls
>>768098772
roll trips to see her nips
rollo
>>768099194
I want to see those nips
>>768099194
roll
>>768099194
rolll
Those who say they belive in freedom of speech don't acually belive in freedom of speech.
Let's say you belive white nationalists should be allowed to speak. Now, let's say a black nationalist, a pedophile, an ISIS sympathizer, and a full on Marxist communist wants to speak at universities and they are told no.
Would you get upset and say "wow stop crushing freedom of speech!!!"
No, of cource you won't, you ONLY belive in freedom of speech if you like it, and belive in censoring things you don't.
Now, if a pedophile or isis sympathizer (or a guy who's both let's be honest) wants to speak and they are told to fuck off that's not a bad thing. We live in a society and one thing about a society is some things are just unacceptable.
So you have a choice, you can acually belive freedom of speech is absolute and protest to let EVERYONE speak and say what they want including terrorists, communists, pedophiles, Nazis, vegans, race nationalists of all types, liberals, comedians, ECT
You can agree we live in a society and societies have rules and those rules do extend to SOME radical/illegal speech.
Or you can continue to pretend to be for freedom of speech when you are acually only in favor of speech you agree with and are pro censorship for everything else.
If you say you are pro freedom of speech and you don't support EVERYONES speech, you are a lier and acually a blue pilled sheep who doesn't acually belive what they say but have convinced them self their tiny bias world view is somehow "red pilled"
Tl;Dr everyone has a bias and no one supports full free speech.
You are completely right but i wouldn't dive into those subjects, the more you nake sense the less sense it makes and as the time passes on your statements might become outdated so dont bother
>>768098379
You're a nigger faggot loving piece of shit that sucks jew dick on the internet with dogshit posts like this, for tiny shekels.
I don't agree with what everyone says, but I will defend to my death their right to say it. Fucking piece of shit.
>>768098379
It's easy to separate, and to defend freedom of speech even if it's something you find revolting and evil. That's something america has always done, until recently.
You can say whatever you want but no one has to provide a platform for you. You can be on a street corner spouting your rhetoric and people can choose to walk by or object to what you’re saying. But you can’t make a university give you its auditorium.
>>768098379
Colleges are private institutions and they have the right to disallow anyone from speaking at their campuses if they want to. Freedom to speak doesn't mean that everyone else must be forced to listen, or that you must provide a platform for them to do so. People crying censorship are fucking retarded. China censors people. Russia censors people. In America, you can find conflicting idiotic ideologies flying from every corner. Get over yourself.
started my day with 1000 dollar speeding ticket, how's your day /b/?
>>768099121
How'd you do that?
Also, good to see Cap'n Haddock again.
>>768099121
pretty good, already gave some asshole a $1000 speeding ticket
Just how.
Get fucked
>>768099140
>>768099163
i live in norway. went 83km/h in a 60km/h zone. I was 3km/h away from losing my license. Got away with a 1000 dollar ticket.
waifu thread
Claiming best girl.
>>768100525
How is her name written in moonrunes?
>>768100627
No. I spend about 1-2h a day drawing boxes, then another 1-2h drawing gesture or figure drawings..
>>768100857
中津静流
Are you retarded? Like actually full blown retarded?
Search the catalog there's a thread already with like 150+ replies
Morning all
>>768100908
And 151 images. Also known as, the max. In a thread where images are more or less required.
fb/ig fap thread
Any fans of thick girls?
WHY THE FUCK DO FEMALES HATE ME I WAS RESPONDING TO THE FUCKING QUESTION SOMEONE ASKED IN A GROUP AND THIS BITCH COMES OFF THINKING I WANT HER UGLY BITCH ASS WITH BEEF CURTAINS FUCK HER what am I doing wrong so I really seem that desperate or wtf...????
>>768094556
Balding men are weak.
>>768094703
I'm not balding nor bald I was literally responding a fucking question
>>768094854
>I was literally responding a fucking question
Found the error. A Chad never responds to a question.
>>768094556
>>768094556
>scientifically proven
Nigger where? That comment sounds so ridiculous and defensive how else are people supposed to take it? You can't blame her for thinking you're trying to pick up women (because you are)
It's fine if you're bald, anon, but don't try to act "superior" because of it
How goes the morning fap lads?
>>768097092
pretty good
>>768097092
It's night time, almost beddy byes
>>768097672
It's 8:10 AM
Good af still gotta cum tho
>>768097092
Rekt.
I think I'm a psychopath but I am not sure, what is a way to find out if I am one?
Things about me that I am certain of:
- I hold deep grudges.
- I do not cry.
- Fear death.
- Talk a lot but say nothing of value always.
My friend is a doctor and he said that the way I do not get withdrawals from drugs (we do a lot of different drugs together) is interesting, and he started talking about how psychopaths are sorta immune to psychological addiction to drugs.
And it got me thinking about myself.
How can I find out if I am a psychopath, is
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>>768097135
Psychopaths have no empathy and a deep, disinhibited egotistical streak. They often enjoy inflicting pain for its own sake or to satisfy some other desire or deep urge.
You might be the "lighter" version, a sociopath, or maybe just a bitter and boring person.
>source: I looked up "psychopath" on wikipedia when I saw the thread
>>768097273
I am capable of being solitary for very long periods of time
I can't determine if i have absolutely no empathy to others
Egotistical yes, very, very very huge ego
I don't enjoy inflicting pain for its own sake, as I said i hold grudges
and I'd mean u the maximum ill and harm if I held one against u without ever showing u. id smile in ur face but id plan to do maximum damage to your life if i have a grudge against u, and i can hold that deep grudge for a very trivial reason
>>768097135
You do know that there is literally no such things as a psychopath/sociopath in psychology? It's just a Hollywood term.
>>768097135
>psychoLOGical
>>768097435
Are you an expert in the field? You sound like what?
What is it that you think I might be, I have strange tendencies and traits that i do not understand..
post a bitch you know. others reply with a gif or image of a porn scene she should do
>>768097696
who wants to see her naked ???
as long as I can call for MODS sure OP
i'm not gay OP
>>768095304
I do. Do it *insert Palpatine*
French bitch
>>768095493
What are you waiting for
ITT the first time a girl saw your penis
>how old were you?
>what happened?
>did she like it?
>>768095074
>my mum
>like 5 seconds old
>she shat me out of her pussy
>she was expecting a boy so yeah
>>768095231
/thread
>>768095074
>15
>she put my hand back on it after i attempted to force a handjob
>N/A
>14
>wtf do you think m8
>yeah
>>768095074
>how old were you?
16
>what happened?
in bed with cousin. >she likes human company slept over house on holiday
jumped into bed with me for cuddles and snuggles
woke up in the morning with her sucking my cock.
Asked what she was doing.
she said it was stabbing her arse cheeks so she thought she would take of me.
Told her it was just a piss hard-on
get up, take my boxers off go to the toilet and went back and she finished...
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>>768096832
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Post God Tier throatfucking porn.
https://xhamster.com/videos/smoking -teen-get-rough-hatefuck-6654681
anyone?
bump
https://www.xvideos.com/video28125155/rachel_ravaged_vomit_compiltaion
>>768095901
what a disgusting whore! heres another one for you:
https://xhamster.com/videos/intense-brutal-facefucking-8096702
We played this stupid game with my niece about switching our underwear.
We did it, but I forgot I jerked twice into it earlier.
Is she going to get preggo?
How old is she? And how tight are her panties on you, cuck kek
>>768097067
She's younger than me. And I had to give up after 5 minutes, my balls were dying from lack of space.
>niece
>younger than me
I figured. But like. Is she below 18. Not for perverted reasons, but for concern because you’re fucked if she does and she’s under 18.
>>768097240
Are you telling me she's going to get preggo?
>>768096973
Those pants look familiar.
