Post your best porn webms and ill show my sister whatever video gets trips. Rolling my own vid too
i'm mlg lol
>>684153084
Haha, worst way to get porn webms I've seen
>>684154848
More please
Need your help /b/. I need a movie that's 10/10 but is under 140 minutes.
Go.
Help me out /b/ros.
>>684155117
Gone with the W
>>684155117
Goodfella
2001: A Space
Would you hit it?
Why/why not?
>>684155313
no
2old 2ugly face
on bright side,she can not run.
>>684155313
Just like the car that did
>>684155490
>just like the car that did
kek
it's no fun if they can't run
So, been 2 weeks now. Thoughts?
Over-hyped, but its a good album
Almost all garbage except a few ok songs
>>684155161
/thread
the life of pablo is better, views is trash
hey /b/, what are the chances of my new job testing me for shrooms?
>>684156067
are you an astrophysicist or a janitor
jesus fucking christ give us something to work with you fucking bellend
>>684156067
2.7% chance they will
>>684156212
chef at wendy's
>>684156212
Despite my better judgement, I have to agree. In the end it depends on if they drug test you at all. But if they do, the test is usually for multiple drugs including shrooms.
Good news is that they aren't detectable for more than a week, tops
Hot sister thread. I'll start.
Anybody ever been banned for some shit they never posted. Said I was banned for saying some shit on the toy thread, and I only post on /b/ and rarely /pol/. Anybody got a clue what may have happened
>>684156302
4chan bans are IP based and your ISP gave you a dynamic IP.
Alternatively, someone has your wifi password.
Here's nudes for your input
>>684156584
The latter might be it, my lil sisters bf posts on 4chan so that might be it otherwise I ain't gotta clue
>>684156302
I live in a big city, and I get this like twice a day. Sometimes I appeal them, most of the time I just turn on airplane mode
Best fap roulette thread
>>684155320
what the hell
u wot
Rolllll
Feels thread?
Feels thread.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h1c6fiCcveA
;_;
Opiate virgin here. Railed one 10 mg. Small high, barely just relaxed. 1 hour later chewed on another one. Just a little more relaxed. Is 20 mg enough for a first time? It's been 1.5 hours and I barely feel it. Could I just have a high naturally tolerance. I'm reading up people getting high off 5-10 mg.
What pill is it? Oxy, Hydro, etc...
>>684154202
Oxycontin
>>684154341
Oh, nice.
Yeah, 20mg is enough for a first time.
In my experience, redosing is really inefficient.
Take 20mg at once, not over time.
Also, try on an empty stomach.
Avoid Benzo's (Ambien, xanax, valium) and alcohol.
Try to leave days between doses. Don't get addicted.
Stay saafeeee annoon
ps im jelly, id love some oxycontin right now.
You should just take the whole bottle and the smoke a pack of fentanyl patches.
Dear 4chan,
It's us, Anonymous, once again. Except this time it's the leader speaking.
We are finished with your child pornography, gore, and cruel jokes that spread like a snakes bite and ruin the internet. Where have all of the internet's problems come from? Reddit? 9gag? No, no.
Here.
Tonight at 12:00am Pacific Time 4chan will officially come to an end.
"kek u cant do sh*t"
Not only do I have my hacking skills and team aside me, but I also have 9gag, the founding website of Anonymous, aside us.
You're probably all thinking
"DARNIT GUYS WHAT DO WE DO"
There is one thing you CAN do. Surrender. I want Moot and Heaven here, with the ID and everything, saying sorry, and banning all of things disgusting things from your website.
As of now, you have 3 and a half hours.
The clock is ticking, gentlemen.
We are legion.
We do not forgive.
We do not forget.
- The Leader
The cake is delicious you must eat it.
kek u cant do shit
>>684155817
kek you can't do shit.
DS9 > TNG > TOS > VOY > TAS >>>> ENT
everyone that does not agree with this assessment is a homosexual
I totally agree!
>>684155043
+1 interwebs for you anon
>>684154852
even captain picard agrees, cause he's no homo
>>684154852
Stargate > DS9 > TNG > TOS > VOY > TAS >>>> ENT
Which bathroom should trannies use?
If you have a dick use the men's room.
>Pretty fucking simple.
>>684156436
Tranny is short for Transexual
Transexual is a shortened term for Transexual Man
Man is the key word here.
Men's room.
>>684156300
Neither bathroom. They should either hold it or wear diapers. Problem solved.
The bathrooms are divided between sexes, not imaginary genders, those with dicks go where those with dicks are supposed to go
What's your height /b/?
173 cm
>>684155969
exactly the same
1000'11
203cm
> its the olny thing im good at
What's the greatest pair of tits in film/TV history?
Pic related, the most likely answer.
>>684156475
Um...wasn't she 16 years old here....
>>684156616
Yes? And?
>>684156616
that's why
>>684156616
yep, she couldn't attend her own premiere screening because she wasn't old enough to view a film with nudity in it.
yes this sincerely occured.
yes this is fucking retarded.
Have you ever masterbated to her? Would you? Trips with rating gets full set
>>684155502
who the fuck is she?
>>684155502
>her
>>684155681
>she
why does there seem to be a cave where the bottom 1/2 of her pussy is
>>684155502
coming right up!
4/10 only for having maybe a cute face
PROM DRAMA - what can i do to make 300$ asap without sucking dick
>be me
>on tinder
>talking to guy
>convince him to send me money to buy my prom dress (im 18)
>works
>get 300$ in paypal after a few tries
>feelsgoodman.jpg
>get home
>try to buy dress
"Your account is permanently limited."
>what
>realize that they mistook for a seller, because i request money and i refunded it
>probably investigated my account and saw large money flow
>fake name on acc
>fuck
so paypal is a shit company and idk what ot do now. i need to buy this dress asap.
what can i do for $300 without resorting to prostitution asap? im 18.
pic related, me
>>684156137
Post feet, then we'll help
>>684156137
First of all, are you a girl?
>>684156137
you better go take it up the ass for money
>>684156315
>Prom dress
Prove me wrong b
wwll
>>684154743
There are like 9 of them
>>684154743
No one gives a fuck about Filipinos.
Basically the niggers of the Asian community
>>684154743
the whites are?
name 2 Filipino CEO's
Post girls on kik you want nudes of
I'll start: lizburnz4
every girl i know
ccassiec
Can someone paste the link for the room called chaton or something like that in kik plz.....dont know why i cant find it....it is not chatlog.
fermann00b
i dont send nudes first :))))
Which MILF would you want to spend a night with?
What would you do to her?
Middle, Now post more
>>684155847
Left
Cock in shit hole
>>684155978
agreed
>>684155847
middle right
and we'd just snuggle up together
