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Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
My testosterone levels are high as fuck right now. Give me some cartoonishly proportionate women. I'm talking big boobs, big waists, all natural.
What's this girl's name? I think I used to jack off to her all the time but I've blanked.
>>678413479
Tiffany Cappotelli
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>>678412506
I got like that and my ex was cock teasing me all night as well than I went into a sexless fueled rage
He hath returned for your white privilege
Quads, I choose you!
Passing by...
QUADS OR DEAD
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I HAVE TO LE STEP UP. LELELELE
i wish i were a blade of grass...
in a field far away from anyone, in the middle of a forest.
most days would be an overcast, and windy.
and this life...would be like a nightmare to me...like i wont be able to remember it, but i will know it wasnt good.
and i wouldnt care. i would just be there, away from drugs, people, all the stuff we do.
i would just think about what i saw, what i heard.
i would think about how i am i thinking, never knowing. i wouldnt want to know.
i would enjoy the fact that i am.
i will never be a blade of grass.
i will never
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>>678414257
huh
>i will never be a blade of grass
>>678414555
no
hey /b/
what's another good website or forum where i can share pictures of my gf?
pic related
>>678415707
my email, shes hot as fuck
Got any of those trailers trash titties outside?
>>678415965
i've posted her a lot here but heres another
>>678415707
anon-ib
Okay, I get that 8 inches is a rare penis size. But 7 inches definitely isn't. It's the perfect size. Not too big that it hurts women (majority of women can fit this size as the average vagina lengthens up to 8 inches). And it's not small that you can't feel anything, not to mention that it's not average either so girls can brag to their friends that their man has a big dick.
7 inches is the master race. And anything above that is a bonus. If you guys don't even have a dick this size, you're gonna get cucked by your girlfriend because
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we all die in the end
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>>678415640
you can`t have been with many women or you must have been with the wrong women. I am 6 inch and about 80% I hit the cervix.
The other part, yes a big dick is nice for bragging and it will score you pussy. Though lenghth in itself is worthless, girth is the key.
>>678416144
pretty much this..
i dont care how you spin it.. being obsessed with dick size is gay. get over the size hang up and just start using it.
7 inches but skinny as fuck. feels bad man.
Sup /B/, who's your favourite video game character, and why? Mine is Halo Guy. He fights aliens and doesn't afraid of anything
bumnp
Engineer from TF2
Speaks so calmly when on the battlefield
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>>678415657
OH SHIT LE OLD MAYMAY. WOAAAAHHHHH. ALL YOUR BASE IS BELONG TO ME AMIRITE?
Such a spectacular failure. It is a joy to behold.
/b/, what's the worst way to die? I've been in an argument with a friend. He says that the worst way to die is burning alive. I say that it's drowning. Your opinions, /b/?
Scaphism is pretty fucked. Your body will go into shock though at a certain point after a certain threshold of pain has been reached regardless though so if the deciding factor for what's worst is the amount of pain endured then it's hard to say what causes the most pain without completely overloading the senses.
>>678415038
you should both try it, you can agree afterwards which one hurt the most
>>678415038
Dying alone, with no one by your side.
Radiation. You start melting from the inside out.
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Sup /b/ I have the number of a kid who gives his number out to anyone who says they're a girl on PlayStation.
His number is 2013103685
Do what you want
...........Pic unrelated
Bump for interest
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Bump that
Bump
Got you fam
Hey /b/ would you fuck my wife?
Not if you payed me
I wouldn't. That's how.
You're a piece of shit
Which one is she?
Fuck it, let's see some tits and I'll let you know
Hunger games simulator thread.
Post 24 characters and we'll start the game.
Abused Toxic Reptile
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Hungry Box
Sans
Birthday Cena
g/fur
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ok
gay
burn in hell
Post god tier natural tits
>>678411637
Sahs
>>678411637
sauce
roll for nudes: 3 different instances of dubs or 1 trips. will deliver
just post them faggot
>>678416566
ayy unexpected dubs
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might as well
"Transgender" faggot freshman, its time to fucking stop this trash tbh
Facts about this queer
1. Sister named ivvy
2. Dad is Bill
3. 15 y/o
4. Lives in oregon
5. Best friends with "demi-queer" Austin
Fuck this kid up /b/
Not your personal army faggot
>>678414572
>implying i give enough of a fuck about transgenders to call them
did Joey Lengenning fuck you in the ass, OP? u butthurt faget?
>>678414572
Okay, pseudo-edgy Hitler. Go kill some jews and vote for Trump while you're at it.
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>>678415933
>>678414572
this man is on to something, OP. listen to him.
New Jersey Bitches
who has win from ocean county?
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>>678415898
virus
>>678415728
>>678415847
names?
Unicorns are magical.
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what is the reason for happening
tits
Drawthread
w-what is a drawthread?
>>678414399
her
If you're taking requests:
Draw an antelope head butting a jeep through a tree.
With you in it.
>>678414399
where you show butt
you specifically
*tEm noes wut awll uf u du at knight...
Are you proud to be American?
>>678413880
I am Canadian, but I am also American.
So... did you mean the U.S.?
>>678413880
Yes. I want the NSA to change its hiring routine though as it shouldn't be so hard to work for them.
Fuck yes I am. I love this land, its people and its role on Earth throughout its history. We are the new Rome bitches. This century will be ours and so will the rest of human history.
Nativefag here. (actual redskin Tonto looking whiskey drinking nativefag)
Yes. I consider myself an American first.
The country has been fucked up for years but I hope we bounce back.
But I love my country, my tribe and my land.
Am I proud to be North American?
Yes.
Am I proud to be a citizen of The United States?
Not really, no. I am pretty disenfranchised with the state of this country. Still beats living in the Middle East.
s/fur
go back to the /trash/ where you belong
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It's that time /b/ros
Caitlin
Amanda
>>678413876
i fucked caitlin for awhile.
she'd come over sometimes while her boyfriend was away after school.

once the door would close she'd almost instantly get naked. most times she'd put on her favorite song and start sucking. then she would cry. her tears and makeup would drip down her face onto my dick. its surprising how cold tears are. eventually i finally asked her what was wrong. in between licks she told me that her favorite song was also her bfs favorite song. so even though she loved hearing...
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>>678413876
Mariah
Melanie
No Man's Sky
She's gonna be epic, bros
