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Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
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ITT name your dick after the last movie u watched
>the hobet
>>702647733
"Where to Invade Next?"
>the prestige
ok
Better Living Through Circuitry
https://youtu.be/x4zN0v7C1mU
>>702647733
>The One I Love
Buddhas palm
Chubs
Drawthread: God tier artists edition!
r8 my fish
>>702649043
subnautica/10
>>702649043
I wouldn't say that the fish itself is spactacular but the lineless art is pretty cool.
>>702649043
It's like a gharial+plesiosaur+eel and is somehow cute.It is amazing.
Are you German?
>Dubs decide if you are the Number One or a Zero
NO!
>>702654469
Sad for you Cuckhelm Hammerbrecht
Oy vey
ay vey
>>702654234
Roll
NUDE GAME, Master Rules
Rules are simple:
1. Post a clothed picture of your girlfriend/wife/etc. and choose a number between 0 and 9.
2. If someone replies with that number (last digit), you post any picture they request.
3. If someone replied with dubs you post another non nude AND add another number for rolls
4. Best to make your request in your reply and not later as to avoid confusion.
5. If you post a pic of your girl for rolls but don't put a number, ALL ROLLS on her will count as valid.
6. reply only to pictures with numbers, dont reroll
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>>702652109
rollin' for tits.
>>702652109
Rollin for nude mirror selfie.
>>702652109
rollin for pussy
>>702652109
Spread ass and pussy
>>702652109
anything
your last 2digits are the age of your next sexpartner
>>702657373
anal
>>702657506
Kek
Roll
roll
>>702657373
rolling for 00
CIV THREAD
Population 4
Resources 10
there is 1 small hut, of which the citizens are using as a town hall. You pick what happens next /b/
kek, let them kill themselves
>>702649484
can we get some tikinigga hunters
that try to ride flamingos
>>702649484
we need to build a ship to go find us some niggers
op, what resources are available?
>>702650043
we can build a ship
>>702650137
ok, can we send one anon to find the sea and the other anons get shipbuilding
heya /b/ :3
tits
Now show tits and state your business!
>>702653883
tits or gtfo.
>>702653883
Hello !
>>702654067
>>702654072
a queen keeps her dignity ;)
new new celeb thread
>>702646476
good taste
>>702646602
good to hear. just woke up. enjoying the day off. my block ended up losing power for a couple hours cause of the storm
new h/fur thread
ITT:
The most useless things ever created by humans
>>702646770
You
>>702646770
this thread
>>702646770
Why only created by humans?
>>702646770
Old people can't bend over, they need help putting on socks.
>>702646817
Kek
Ebony thread
ayyy bumberino
>HarambeHijack
>DicksoutforHarambe
Rule 34 thread
>>702652283
Bump for serena
Post girls you know and other anon will say what they would do to them. pt2
>>702652395
>>702652506
any of her in skirts or halloween anon?
>>702652506
I'd sucker punch her square in the jaw, knocking her out
Then I'd tear off all her clothes and rape her ass.
I'd hold my load until she woke up so she can watch me blast all over her face.
Then I'd stick my business card on her forehead.
Card would read. Professional rapist. I do birthdays, bachelorette parties and get togethers. Show this card for 15% off your next encounter
Feet Thread?
Feet Thread
sure, but not only soles
anyone have moar of her feet?
I don't know what your beliefs are, but I want to share my faith with you. Faith in God and his Son can bring you joy and happiness. God loves us. He sent his Son to die for us so that our sins could be forgiven. Even if you are skeptical, please take a look at this page with an open mind.
http://www.jesusisprecious.org/fund amentals/how_to_be_saved.htm
1. All have sinned and therefore cannot enter into Heaven on their own accord
Isaiah 53:6, “All we like sheep have gone astray; we have turned every one to his own way; and the LORD hath laid on him
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The Bible has never been disproven.
The old testament was written hundreds of years before Jesus was born. He fulfilled over 300 prophecies. He fulfilled all the prophecies of the messiah. "1 person fulfilling 8 prophecies: 1 in 100,000,000,000,000,000 1 person fulfilling 48 prophecies: 1 chance in 10 to the 157th power 1 person fulfilling 300+ prophecies: Only Jesus!"
http://www1.cbn.com/biblestudy/biblical-prophecies-fulfilled-by-jesus
Why trust the Bible?
Here are several reasons why:
http://www.essentialbibleblog.com/2013/03/top-10-reasons-bible-is-true.html
1....
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>>702638557
>Faith in God and his Son can bring you joy and happiness
JESUS brings me happiness every night.
>>702638557
>He sent his Son to die for us so that our sins could be forgiven
If you don't sin JESUS DIED FOR NOTHING
B8
What do you have to say to this christfag?
Where the fuck is the YLYL thread?
YLYL thread
NUDE GAME, improved edition
Rules are simple:
1. Post a clothed picture of your girlfriend/wife and choose a number between 0 and 9.
2. If someone replies with that number (last digit), you post any picture they request.
3. If someone replied with dubs you post another non nude
4. Best to make your request in your reply and not later as to avoid confusion.
5. If you post a pic of your girl for rolls but don't put a number, ALL ROLLS on her will count as valid.
6. reply only to pictures with numbers, dont reroll on your roll expecting
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roll 4
>>702650613
What is this
Waifu claiming thread
The rules are simple:
>Claim your 2D waifu
>Post pics of your waifu
>Insult other waifus
>Discuss stuff
>Keep RP and ERP to minimum
>Sumus here muerte, nostra sanctos desu
>Post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>Most important: Have fun!
Claimed.
Fuck off with this shit, you cancerous faggots
>>702643531
no u
calamity-masu'd
>wew
The pedo uprising is happening before the beta uprising...
The Discovery of an Alternate Sexuality:
http://www.salon.com/2015/09/21/im_ a_pedophile_but_not_a_monster/
it's only been a few weeks since gays have been allowed to marry this is how it starts, first it's "we are not monsters" a few years later it's "we just want to be allowed to be around 15 year old girls if they also want to be with us" and finally "it's natural to cum inside 10 year olds"....
what will it be like when pedophiles get equal rights?
>>702640188
>few weeks
Wut
Also the silent majority hates pedros with a passion, no matter how much the leftist media or left wing cuck try to convince us that they are human we will never agree, you're complaining about something that will never happen. You'll always be able to beat up a pedometer and the majority will gladly stand with you but not gays
>>702640188
>This thing that has been completely standard for 100k+ years has been treated as a heinous crime against humanity for about 100 years and now some people think maybe we shouldn't castrate people who commit thought-crimes.
Yeah, big deal.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RcU7FaEEzNU
>>702640188
What are you on about, faggot? We already know homo faggots are secretly pedo. You fuckers should have just stayed in your fucking basement and rot there.
>>702640188
kek
I do wish that pedophiles were treated with more respect. But we're not going to ever make their preference legal.
Gay sex hurts no one. Transgender people hurt no one. Sex with a child hurts the child. It's simple. And pedophiles actually understand this.
