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Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
so I'm a 19 years old skeletor and tomorrow I'm having my first fight. will it hurt too much? should I worry about losing my teeth? how much does it take?
also, fight stories
pic not related
>>676791085
c'mon!
>>676791085
nothing?
If you've never fought or trained in boxing or any martial arts, don't do it. Keep your dignity, don't lose any teeth or IQ points from getting punched in the head. I've gotten my ass beat before because I overestimated myself. Also, punching solid objects, like skulls and jaws, can fucking destroy your own hands. Know what you're doing before a fight, and since you have to ask, don't do it.
>>676791085
Put a lighter in your fist when punching...
>>676791948
ok, this is a pretty good advice but I don't have a choice. I can't avoid this, and the motherfucker is not a martial arts expert neither, I just need to endure the beat up and try to make some damage.
Trips gives you unlimited 16 year old Asian anal for life.
Check my trips
>>676796234
Autobots, roll out
am i in time guys?
I hope it's true mate
Hva så Danmark?
>>676785663
Nu igen?
>>676785663
>"hej venner!. xD skal vi lave en Epic dansker-tråd??"
>>676786555
xD lol
>>676785663
Sker der /b/ro
>>676786555
witnessed
left or right bread
why not both?
right
>>676782091
Right. would bend over, love that ass.
I prefer not to fuck pigs
>>676782755
Left. Hopefully in that outfit.
http://www.nydailynews.com/life-sty le/black-college-student-tells-whit e-guy-wear-dreads-article-1.2581667
Tl;dr: Female nigger student tells white male student he can't have dreadlocks because "muh culture". Discuss.
>>676788371
Bonita Tindle
>just sayin
ok
>>676788371
>Grabs him and pulls him down the stairs
>Yells don't touch me
Fucking nigger women
>>676789013
If i was the white guy i would have made it very clear as soon as she grabbed me that i'd break her jaw if she touches me again. Niggress would have fucked off.
>>676788371
All nigs nog. They cannot help it, even so-called "educated" nigs. Honestly, we should just kill them.
God tier movies?
inb4 Fight Club
Dat Suicide Silence shirt
>>676789749
HA GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYY
>>676789749
>>676790313
DER HE IZZ
>>676789749
Wow.. Beautiful eyes
Deutschlandfaden!
Wie sehr mögt ihr eure Mutter / euren Vater?
0 = Ich wünschte sie / er wäre tot
10 = Ich würde mich umbringen um sie / ihn zu retten
Für wie viel Geld würde ihr eure Mutter / Vater töten wenn ihr keine Strafe zu befürchten hättet?
Wart ihr schonmal traumatisiert?
Welches Spiel spielt ihr aktuell am meisten?
ich beantworte die fragen nicht da ich furchtbares heimweh habe
mfg
Auslandsdeutscher
>>676789053
Einfamilienhaus, Villenviertel.....
Glaube du verwechselst mich.
Und dich selbst anscheinen auch.
Hat Mami dir nicht gesagt das es Zeit fürs Bett ist?
Na, wo bist du kleine Heulsuse?
>>676788903#
Ne müssten ca. 300 gramm gekocht gewesen sein
>>676788945#
Wo liegt das problem. Essen zu wiegen und alles zu tracken nimmt vielleicht 5min mehr in Anspruch und die zeit habe ich. Außerdem will ich meinen tdee herausfinden und dafür ist das halt notwendig
>>676789399
>Wie sehr mögt ihr eure Mutter / euren Vater?
Sehr. 10.
>Für wie viel Geld würde ihr eure Mutter / Vater töten wenn ihr keine Strafe zu befürchten hättet?
.
>Wart ihr schonmal traumatisiert?
Zählt Liebeskummer?
>Welches Spiel spielt ihr aktuell am meisten?
Ich spiele nicht.
>>676789750
Bin hier und ich ficke dich immernoch wenn ich dich sehe
rollin
Rall
fuck you nigger
32 get
rawlstin
Loll
My nanny is offering me sexual favors. Wife has completely cut me off sexually (5 weeks).
I'm worth 8 figures and I have a prenup which becomes void if unfaithful.
Are they in cahoots? Why do I feel like my wife is using my nanny to set me up?
What do?
Fucked nanny. Kill both.
>5 weeks
hire a divorce attorney
Fuck nanny. Kill wife.
Post pic of wife and nanny plz.
Also where did you get all the cash? Daddy?
deff a trap
McKayla Maroney worship
Hnnng
Shes so hot
Waifu claiming thread Tres.0
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>discuss stuff
>Emi a qt<3
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!
Ruby claimed. Cute and deadly
Welp, my net is kinda back.
Not sure for how long though
What have i missed?
>Syndra claimed.
Claimed for Stocking-kun.
Fastest waifu on no legs claimed
>Ruby a qt
Best German Cv claimed
Lurking with dog
last thread image limit reached pics you shouldn't share
>>676785633
>>676786261
Gross tiles, make that bitch clean that shit.
from last thread
roll trips and i post DD
will deliver
SURE
roll cunt
DD?
Wtf is DD?
Also: Rolling.
Daisy Destruction?
Fuck you pedo!
Faces and rate thread. why not
>>676790402
Very gay/ 10
rate me dorks
>>676790207
Would pee on for arousal/ 10
>>676790402
8 lung cancers/10
Posting pics of my ex I want to see ganged by all my black friends. Who wants to see her pics and tell me what they'd do to her
black male here. Waiting for pics
>>676780039
FUCK YES
>>676780039
Does she look like the type of white bitch you could easily hit?
What porn would b/ like to see happen to this girl??
Post replies for replies. Ignore people who don't.
Honestly seeing her in anal would be the best . Watching black guys pound her hole .
Girls in pic are 18 and 19
>>676779738
I'd like to see the left girl tied up against that pole in the background, stripped naked and brutally pussy fucked by 10 guys while she cries and her friend is knocked out and kicked around on the floor and cummed on
>>676780196
>>676779738
Both of them are tied up on a couple of picnic tables. Left one is forced to take massive horse in the mouth and down the throat which bulges. The left is made to take massive horse dick in the pussy which stretches and ruins her until both horses cum and they're left dripping in cum half dead
>>676779418
That ass!
/b/, name my band.
>>676787719
Bottom left aint bad
Jack Black's Bastard Children
Second Period: Theater
Keith and the Bari saxes
The ugly fucks
>A group of masked Arabs accost you in the middle of the desert.
"Halt, infidel! You must roll for your fate, non-believer."
Singles: They shoot you
Dubs: They convert you
Trips: You escape, unharmed
Quads: You grab their guns and shoot them dead
Quints+: Isis destroyed
>>676788886
Rolling
don't shoot !
Checkem, barbarian
>>676788886
Dem quads
>>676788886
OPs dead.
Roll for allah
Lets get this conversation rolling.
> you decide the next message i send her
Fuck me right now, but you be the "man"
ed
>>676780684
Rolling for this
Dubs get
Lil weird reply but why not
Guys profanity will scare the fish away
Trophy thread: chicks you're proud to have fucked.
>>676781198
>>676781384
I just threw up in my mouth a little bit.....
