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How dangerous is it to be a mercenary fighter pilot? I want to help destroy ISIS.
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Well, since mercenary fighter pilots don' actuallyt exist, probably pretty safe.
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Yes they do exist. Google or bing or yahoo it or use whatever search engine you use. Most likely duckduckgo because only /b/tards use it.
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>>674646881
>mercenary fighter pilot

The only place on the planet that could possibly maybe be a thing is for ISIS themselves if they manage to find any more planes.

You'll be pretty safe in your basement.
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>>674646881

Good luck with that, retard.

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drawthread
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meh
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Hi
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hear i am
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Yo i just got Clip studio paint. Shit is cash. Critique my comic. Ye, left to right ya weebs.

Side note. ONE is my inspiration. i got that aesthetic down if i do say so myself.

Hello, faggots.

It's me. The OP from before that promised to upload 10 sex videos and 100 nude pictures of my 19 year old ex-girlfriend if /b/ can successfully count to 10.

I was thinking of abandoning hope and the idea that /b/ can actually pull it off but I'll give you guys a second chance. If this still doesn't work, you only have yourselves to blame.

Let the counting mayhem begin.
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Thank god OP came back!

Don't go yet OP! Don't lose hope on us. We can do it. Just give us time to weed out the morons who won't cooperate.
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where can I find Hulk Hogan's sex tape? Asking for a friend.
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>>674645442
Why nigger
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>>674646174
just one of those things you gotta watch before you die
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>tfw I shooped that pic
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>>674645442
THE QUESTION IS ARE YOU READY FOR THE SEX TAPE OF ALL SEX TAPES
THE GRAND SLAMAROONI
THE REAL MACARONI
BECAUSE IM GONNA GIVE IT TO YA

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Tard Stories

>be me
>be sixteen at school
>after school
>my qt3.14 crush is sitting in front of the school waiting to be picked up
>finally work up the courage to talk to her
>talk to her
>things are going actually pretty good
>ohfuckyeah.png
>suddenly a roar the likes of Godzilla can be heard
>ohfuckno.png
>spin around to see what's going on
>Its Bob, the school Downy
> the fucker is trying to TEAR THE BUMPER OFF of his dad's, named bob too, car
>his dad wrangled him off
>in the commotion qt3.14 slipped away
>Tards Dad keeps yelling "Robert GET THE FUCK OFF OF THE CAR"
>qt3.14 is nowhere to be seen
>tfw cockblocked by Robert Downey Jr.
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Haaa..good one
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>>674648199
%triforce
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%triforce
GET FUCKED

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You boner you lose. No pedos please
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>>674648193
Bump
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>>674648193
The rules are you start with a dump.
Also, good luck, I can only get hard if I really want to nowadays.
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Hey /b/, trying to find a song. Not even sure if it counts as a song but it sounds like it's from 70's and 80's era and it starts with someone talking about making good music.
It then goes into a instrumental after the singer says "and it goes a little something like this"
the song probably only goes on for about 2 mins, i could be wrong about that though.
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Sounds familiar, just type lyric search into google and use one of those sites. That's how I always do it.
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The Devil Went Down To Georgia by Charlie Daniels
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>>674642264
This probably, but I recall that being longer than a couple minutes
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The doors
The soft parade?

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Dump your simpsons memes

>Where can I get some damn tang
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Who is the niggest?
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Can /b/ successfully count to 10?
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What's in the box /b/?
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Thats not a box, fuckface.
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That's a bag you assbag
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>>674645160
what fucking box are you talking about, you fucking retard?
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A shoe box (inside the bag)

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Rate my gap.
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10
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>>674645605
Spread it so we can get a proper view for a rating
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>>674645605
Need a better pic.
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>>674645605
Damn that's an ass that would look good with hand prints all over it

Bear with me here....

Does anyone cut fairly loosely just kinda move their shaft skin back and forth to masturbate rather than simulate actual intercourse by using a shit ton of messy lubricant and moving the hand fully up and down the shaft?

Anyone at all?

I've always done this and it's just worked for me. It's never led to any issues.
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bump

I need to know
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tell me you fucking niggers, I know you're out there
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Yep. I do this
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Yes, I do it too

Hey, ask a guy how he feels after the worst nosebleed of his life
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Was the coke worth it
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>>674645648
Do you feel fine now anon?
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>>674645996

Never done it, never will

>>674646044

Nose is itchy, but yeah, other than that
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>>674645648
Why the nosebleed?

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Strangest porn webms or gifs you've seen thread...
trying the think of the weirdest porn related clips that you think wouldn't exist but they do
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Bump!!!
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Sadly lost everything when my ssd died or I'd contribute. This is the closest thing I have so far
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Self bump!
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Name My Band..
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The 4 faggots and 1 bad dresser
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>>674646013
The Friendzone
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nigger
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The Funeral Crashers

R34 thread cont, last one is soon to reach limit
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amazing world of gumball please, im making a new folder
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Cumdumpsters, come cam and show us your tits followed by sharpie in pooper

>FemanonCams
>.
>com

If you're on a phone install puffin browser to cam
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have some animu op
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I've never asked you for envy thing before, but right now I need my /b/rothers.
I feel like a cancer, I feel like I'm a parasite to everyone around me. All I seem to do is cause pain to those around me. I want to die. I don't want to see the pain I cause others anymore. I love my girlfriend more than anything. I want to marry her and have kids with here and live a long happy life together, but all I see when I look at here is all the things she's given up for me, all the stress I cause her. All the pain. I have horrible migraines that literally keep me from living my life. All I do is hurt everyone around me. They see me in pain and know there's nothing they can do to help me. I'm tired of hurting, I'm tired of being a burden. I want to die. I want them all to be happy. I can't understand my my girlfriend is still with me. I can't understand why she loves me.

The reason I'm coming to you guys is that I'm completely alone today and I want to give up. I want to end the pain.

Please guys, please talk me out of it. I've tried once before and she was the only thing that kept me from jumping. I'm scared that if I do kill myself so that she can live life to the fullest that she will kill herself too. I've known her since my first day at middle school and we've been together ever since. What do I do?
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>wah wah I wanna kill myself
Then stop pussyfooting around and do it, I'll be glad to provide numerous painless or near painless methods, most of them leave only minor messes for your loved ones to clean up
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>>674642230
Like what? I've got access to plenty of guns but I afraid seeing me like that would fucked them up for life.
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Get it together anon. We didn't get to where we are now by being beta faggots. It's time to nut up and take whatever the fuck you want.

Normally I would tell you to fuck off and do it because we don't cater to beta faggot ass depressed self entitled little shits like you but fuck it
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what if your girlfriend thought she was just a burden to you and that she can't understand why you were with her? what if she killed herself over it?
don't do it you stupid FUCK take a look at the situation from another's perspective before you cause way, way, WAY more pain for everybody by offing yourself because of this pussy shit

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Hunger Games thread.
First 36, i might have to leave so we gotta be quick faggots.
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>I might have to leave
If you can't 100% guarantee that you will deliver, why the fuck are you here?
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Judy Hopps
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>>674645475
Good question Anon.
I guess i'll lave.
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Bill Murray

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