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Cumdumpsters, come cam and show us your tits followed by sharpie in pooper
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If you're on a phone install puffin browser to cam
have some animu op
I've never asked you for envy thing before, but right now I need my /b/rothers.
I feel like a cancer, I feel like I'm a parasite to everyone around me. All I seem to do is cause pain to those around me. I want to die. I don't want to see the pain I cause others anymore. I love my girlfriend more than anything. I want to marry her and have kids with here and live a long happy life together, but all I see when I look at here is all the things she's given up for me, all the stress I cause her. All the pain. I have horrible migraines that literally keep me
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>wah wah I wanna kill myself
Then stop pussyfooting around and do it, I'll be glad to provide numerous painless or near painless methods, most of them leave only minor messes for your loved ones to clean up
>>674642230
Like what? I've got access to plenty of guns but I afraid seeing me like that would fucked them up for life.
Get it together anon. We didn't get to where we are now by being beta faggots. It's time to nut up and take whatever the fuck you want.
Normally I would tell you to fuck off and do it because we don't cater to beta faggot ass depressed self entitled little shits like you but fuck it
what if your girlfriend thought she was just a burden to you and that she can't understand why you were with her? what if she killed herself over it?
don't do it you stupid FUCK take a look at the situation from another's perspective before you cause way, way, WAY more pain for everybody by offing yourself because of this pussy shit
>>674641846
I say go for it. If my mom wasn't alive, I would. I plan to once she's gone.
OD on H.. That's my plan for a peaceful exit.
See you on the other side anon.
Hunger Games thread.
First 36, i might have to leave so we gotta be quick faggots.
>I might have to leave
If you can't 100% guarantee that you will deliver, why the fuck are you here?
Judy Hopps
>>674645475
Good question Anon.
I guess i'll lave.
Bill Murray
>>674645273
viper
How do you clean your pipe?
Do you smoke resin?
General stoner thead.
>>>674642015
>>674642874
i add salt and alcohol and shake vigoroulsy
I don't clean. I toss and make a new. Glass for twenty pipes is cheaper than one. Resin is for meth heads. Your gas station pipes offend me faggot
>>674642874
I really try not to smoke resin. Shit is nasty, and has to be awful for your lungs.
But, damn it, sometimes you're out of weed, and you see the pipe sitting there, and you know you can catch a buzz if you scrape it and smoke it. :-\
You are a worthless nigger if you smoke res
Face it /b/, women want bigger dicks. They just won't admit it in public or to you if you're average. If they did, they'd be called sluts, whores, bitches, and worse. And if they did say it to their average boyfriend, they'd be seen as shallow and judgemental, or crushing on the male's ego. There's a lot of competing pressure on women. Just because they say size doesn't matter, doesn't mean that they think like that in private.
Girls want big 8"+ dicks. They're just better.
>>674642315
cool dude
who gives a fuck?
>>674642315
Then why can girls cum from getting fingered? Hurrrrrrrrrrrrrrr durrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr you obviously don't understand anatomy.
>>674642315
So what? I don't even like girls.
>>674642548
>>674642803
stop responding to faggots
>>674642315
lol women want everything ya fuck. theyre never satisfied and too entitled to work towards anything themselves. your dick is one thing on a very long laundry list of prerogatives for women
YLYL
>>674644514
>>674644514
Why have I not seen this before. Didn't lose because >lol depression.
But pic is hilarious.
Hi /b
Heavy smoker here,anyone knows any fast and effective ways?
To clean the yellowish color*
Photoshop
fast and effective ways to smoke?
one drag everything every time
>>674646019
/thread
>>674645753
stop smoking you stupid fucking logical nigger.
>also, but new teeth.
Shocking Webms Thread.
>>674643455
you won, congrats
>>674643773
queer.
>>674643455
why do you videotape your dad?
>shocking
>>674643942
what the fuck was that white thing?
Are blacks the most attractive ethnicity?
Well, "once you go black" could apply to black girls as well.
In before Beastiality jokes
If you like the way shit looks
kill yourself
>>674645244
Dubs checked
Dubs are illegal in this state.
Show me your singles!
Ok
Sorry officer
NO DUBS HERE YOU PIG FUCK
Nothing to hide here officer
No dubs here officer I'm just driving home from work.
45 decided what I yell at the ham beast sitting across me in mcdonands
>>674645212
"hey ham beast!"
nigger
Cmon faggots
>>674645212
Hey, I think you're really cute. Would you like to get a drink some time?
HEY FAGGOT OVER THERE IN THE PURPLE SHIRT! YA U, COME OVER HERE AND LET ME GRAB DAT ASS
New fb fap thread
Is anon who wanted more of her still here?
>>674646116
Holy fuck I know I want more
For the anon who asked: 3
Found the cringiest deviantart autist, Brianthebro.
Pic related
>>674642159
jesus christ what is this
>>674642525
Hey don't you talk shit or Fee and Foo will be on your ass.
>>674642159
I love the green screen background, its almost like he wants it to become a meme or something
>>674642900
I'm gonna try this....
Profile pic of the autist
Asians thread
Bamp, anyone have the asian/mulat girl standing in between a door looking hot as f*ck?
>>674642418
moar o
>>674643623
i'll contriboot
Youngest looking pornstar? I'll start, Liza Rowe
you know OP, back in the days people would commence a thread. Meaning they would not just post 1 pic and then sit back hoping other will follow, he would lead with a dump.
but I get it, you are new and this is exiting stuff. have fun man.
>>674640554
>this is exiting stuff
like me from this thread
>>674639809
id enjoy her more if she didnt have that stupid fucking tattoo
show me a backside so i can shop a stove onto it
Kitty Jung and Dakota Sky both look much younger than her.
Pics you've saved from other anons / pics you want to share. Pic related: saved.
does anyone have fucking more!!!
The wife of a friend of mine was posted pretty often for a while, I eventually told her about it, so I shouldn't repost her.
moar her!
The Catapult must be loaded (with Dubs) before firing and striking the SkeletonKing.jpg (with Trips). This Boss takes 3 hits to kill. If someone rolls 404 before it is killed, it is fully healed.
Good luck.
>>674643533
It's loaded!
>>674643385
Rawlin
>>674643385
Rolling.
we gotta shot dis
If anyone recognises me they get the rest of my nudes ;)
I know you, you're that whore.
>>674641992
Kathryn?
Lucy ?
Wait...Ashley?
omg mom i never should have showed you this board, you're such a skank!
Same here
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IGD8WZuD2kI
You can't handle trips brah
>>674643969
Reroll
>>674643990
you almost did
regardless of what I get, Im leaving /b/ forever. You faggots are fucking toxic
she is definately a slut, You wanna see how much?
Dubs gets Noodz and..
how much?
cough
Nah
>>674643934
These unassuming looking girls are always the best kind of whore..roll dem dubs mate
>>674643747
Post tits + timestamp or gtfo OP
