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>>674409005
why is there such a size disparity? anyone?
Discuss
>>674409005
Totally straight dude here. Would much prefer to suck a small white cock than a giant black one.
Mmm, small white cock.
No homo.
>>674409120
It's called selection and optical illusions due to camera angles.
Fagit.
Discourse
Pic under yours is your new steam ava
have fun
Say my name
>>674405102
Robert Downy Junior
Waiter whyte
>>674405102
Francis
My name is my name
You idiots that's Hindenburg from Real World: Albuquerque.
Post your city and country and if you live close enough I'll send you more pics of my gf
>>674407568
QC/QC
>>674407568
San Francisco california
>>674407568
bump
>>674407692
>>674408420
Not close enough
San Diego/LA Jolla CA
At what age did you discover masturbation?
12 I think, but I wasn't firing shots until 13/14.
I miss not having a huge clean up
Around the age of 6?
I started masturbating at the age of 6, first time I came I was 11 and I remember that time in detail
>>674407441
same here
11 probably, but i remember doing weird shit like rubbing my dick on magazines or the television when there was an attractive woman on it from as young as 4
s/fur
>>674408638
Good Morning sir.
Pic is a work in progress.
>>674408820
Lookin' good!
>>674408888
Thanks bruv
Only dubs can dodge the Rodge
jew
Supreme gentleman getz.
Let's rev up the engines then
>>674408538
If the supreme gentleman wills it...
Ylyl thread?
>>674407017
Good riddance, now I won't have any reason to see that abomination of a movie
>>674407266
>>674407017
2 Justice League movies coming out
I dont think superman dies
Rate my gf ... U bunch of virgins
She's a 5/10 anon rate mine
>>674407154
7ish
>>674407154
Cute titays
>>674406979
She'd get it from behind....hard
Join and post amateurs. No post = k ick
>>674401461
Add and5050
Add : Lion.The.King
Add imnotyourrealdad
Hamesh16, I'll post oc
Ad me: ivanL032
I'll contribute
hey anons.
Let's say you have a private porn video, and your friends want to see it, but they say they don't want to see your dick. is it gay to show it to your buddies, since they'll see your cock in it? or is it normal, since most porn videos have your cock in it?
>pic related
just photoshop a censor for you cock
It's completely normal to show your friends your cock if it's in a porn vid.
If your friend likes it and wants to suck it, then it's gay.
Not that difficult.
>>674405197
post here so we can judge
>>674406506
this
>>674406635
I support
ITT MEMES
>>674407820
fresh maymay
>>674407820
I'll leave this right here. Be back in a few
>Chocolate milk pic
Brb guys
>Spilled chocolate milk pic
OMG GUYS WTF
>Optional gif of dumping gallon of chocolate milk in the sink
Worst thing Ive ever seen
You monster
>We're still doing this?
>>674407814
Always
Thanks OP! That was delicious.
>>674407382
>>674407382
FUCKING CRINGE GERMAN REFUGEES STOP THESE DISGUSTING THREADS THIS IS NOT FUNNY
Drug thread?
Drug thread.
I think I fucked up man.
I've been taking mandy (molly for you americans) every weekend for the past 2 months or something. I sort of hit a bad patch with my gf and it was the only thing that I fucked loved.
I think it's starting to catch up with me because I've been moody as fuck lately n cba with anything. Dont think it's serotinin syndrome though, but should probably cut back anyway.
Who's rolling? what u taking fam?
I've always wanted to try DMT but can't find it anywhere.
Good luck being depressed for the rest of your life. did you even read about serotine levels in your brain?
>>674405174
serotine?
never heard of it m8y
>>674405426
hmm okay, serotine is the substance/source in the brain that takes care of 'happiness'. making you feel happy. xtc/molly/mandy depletes this source almost completely and takes 2 months to replenish.
so by taking it every weekend you are fucking up your brain. a lot.
>>674406044
Nope, that stuff is called serotonin
please stop talking about things you have no clue about
DMT can be made yourself easily if you live in the UK, order some mimosia hostilis from http://www.mh-uk.net/ and you can extract it using naphta lighter fluid and lye (caustic soda) in only a few days it
What makes you happy?
Nothing.
drugs, pussy, money, vidya, and someone's mouth on my weiner.
>>674407135
The fall of whites
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0diJNybk0Mw
>>674407262
Add booze, tits, and my puppy. We are in agreement.
>>674407223
this
Wanting to enforce your country's immigration laws does not make you literally Hitler
oh look, its an idiot.
>>674407761
but muh fee-fees
>>674407761
>>674407761
not american
don't give a fuck about him
check em motherfister
>>674407761
And yet Trump is Shitler.
No loli thread?
Fucking loli thread.
Name a sport tougher than boxing
>protip, you can't.
>>674403105
UFC
>>674403105
football, rugby. Jeet kune do.
>yeah JKD... had to sign death waiver :)
>>674403105
RUGBY OR Australian Footy
>>674403883
Nope
>>674403883
Nope
Ice hockey, a team sport where fist fighting is allowed and you play it with knives on your feet
Curious if you fucks know anything about Fruityloops software. I just spent 130$ buying the beginners edition only to find out that I can't even fucking do shit that I could even do in the trial version. Spoke to "tech support" on their website, guy said you basically need to spend a lot more money if you want to actually use the program..
So, let's just go ahead and download it illegally, can one of you fucks find me a cracked version of Fruity Loops 12 Producer edition?
Bump
Open source LMMS master race. The crashes, they only make me stronger.
>>674406492
No.
Either cut your losses or continue being scammed like the tool you are.
>>674406795
Hi newfriend, carry on !
>>674406771
I'm sorry?
Oh hi
>>674407261
Show your penis
>>674407261
Hi Megan !
![MDMA].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/UFhdoZh.jpg "MDMA].jpg")
