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Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
So /b/ I have a shitty thing I want to put out there, because I feel like a horrible person at the moment. This happened maybe an hour and a half ago, 2 hours we'll say. My cat (Pic related) had not been doing well. He had a fractured jaw and was starting to form a skin disease that was spreading to one of my other cats. I rescued that cute little guy when he was about 5 months old and got to see him grow and maybe 6 or 7 months ago he got loose for about 2 weeks. This is when I think he fractured his jaw. From that point forward he had a lot of issues cleaning himself,
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That sucks /b/ro, sorry you had to do it
>>674499564
The question is, did you enjoy it?
>>674499564
That sucks, I feel for you. I dread the day when I put down any one of my 3 cats, they're my best friends. In the future, I don't think drowning is the way to go, usually the vet will do it...i think.
Wow this has never happened before, I actually teared up reading something. gg anon
its alright dude, you had to
Kik sloots that love dick pics
tella_friend
Loves the d
>>674500806
Lol verified
>>674500912
Post wins faggot
Bumping for intrest
Erioniaa1738
Someone send her a message.
Post results.
facebook /kaylee.beach.92
More
>>674500069
>facebook /kaylee.beach.92
is she a jeep? all the pictures are jeeps and trucks
Another
Probably
.......
Let's get a fb fap thread started shall we
Pokebox 2
Requests welcome
A huge dropbox album link
>>674499901
A slightly better thread
How many mirror or girl are on this pic /b/ ?
2 girls 2 mirrors
>>674499621
2 girls 2 mirrors
now post nudes
It's a train. Next stop page 10.
Two mirrors on opposing walls, one in shot on far wall, other just behind camera. Only two girls in this space, short one and tall one
2 girls 1 cup
Tumblr hate/cringe thread
>>674498829
Fucking kek'd
>>674498829
>Retaliating to a 4Chan raid with 4Chan's main export
Welp. Free content.
>>674500406
If you wanna bump, do it with content you lazy cunt.
esta wea esta lleno de chilenos, gg wea weon culiao la wea ajsskksks
>>674499745
Excuse Me
>>674499745
Vete a la verga chileno de mierda
>>674499745
>mfw nutted but she still suckin'
>>674499875
Ggggggbn
Jbsvve?
>>674499745
Anda a acostarte wn
Can we get a creepshot bread going?
>>674499805
These threads always make me sad... because i had 4 years and about 40 gigs worth of creepshots from high school. Then i did a factory reset on my phone after THINKING i saved my settings on itunes but i didnt. idk why it didnt work. FeelsBadMan:(
p.s. this shit was fucking 10/10 shit. Seriously it trumped so many shots in all of these threads. i was a fucking pro.
trading creeps
[email protected]
OC, took this today of my sister
Doing Speed CumShops if anyone want just reply with photo ill do my best in quickest time
>>674498650
Wow OP. You're a pedophile AND you suck at photoshop. That semen is shinier and brighter than your future.
uplad failed
nubs
Wat.jpg
>>674500244
YOU LET THIS HAPPEN YOU WASTE OF DUBS
Hi guys, so today is St. Patrick’s Day and for the last few years it has been the worst day of my year. You see, a few years ago some shite went down on Paddy’s Day that changed my perspective on the world for good. What follows is a recount of those events. It’s the only way (besides drink, which doesn’t help) to get me over the PTSD (PaTrick’s Stress Disorder).
[First half or so is exposition, then the sex stuff / note: this will be longer than the average greentext]
>Be me, not kissless but virgin
>20, typical American student at typical American college
>call me ainm
>Normal life, normal friends, nothing too obviously interesting about me
>Literally so normal my mayor is Chris Koos
>But yeah, about the only thing notable about me is my red hair, due to my Irish ancestry
>By “notable”, I mean I would often get sticky notes taped to my back mocking it
>”Souls wanted”, they’d say
>”This Fanta’s flat”, they’d say mocking my lack of muscles while working out in gym class
>They’d even make the popping sounds cans make when you open them
>And they’d always ask me to lend a few freckles to “spot” them
>When they discovered 4Chan, they’d say “Top Frek” whenever I did something embarrassing
>Bullied and taken advantage of, to say the least
>cont
>cont
>Anyways, when my college advertised study abroad, I was pretty fucking excited about leaving
>I saw there was an opportunity to study at a school in Ireland, and I made sure to qualify
>Luckily, they let me go, and I prepared for a 6-month study abroad at a solid-sounding Irish place
>Fly over and get there, excited to immerse myself in my motherland
>Get to Eire
>Get...
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>cont
>things start to pick up when I actually get to the school
>some native English-speakers greet me, show me to my dorm and everything
>Irish girls seem to be pretty nice and winky-wink spa-dinky-dink, know what I mean?
>and a lotta fellow cast members of Brave to satisfy my oedipus complex
>and despite my rampant cultural insensitivity (you guys’ fault), I managed to not mention the...
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>cont
>Colm was a pretty cool guy, straight outta the city o’ Dublin and really tuned into both irish culture and, you know, the actual world
>could even use a cell phone, I was gobsmacked
>we shared a couple classes, so he said he’d get me used to Irish culture
>and even try and score a few gaelic gals if I “behaved myself” (those were his exact words)
>I mean, I came here for cultural...
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will continue once other people reply, I have the whole story prepared
>cont
>goes to bar and buys me a guiness
>brings me the drink, it’s blacker than an Ivy League campus
>looks pretty tempting though, has this nice foam on top that reminds me of the leftover bubble-up jizz after I try and fap after already cumming a few times
>thatthestuffrightthere.pdf
>I go to take a sip as Colm (and a few other kids who had joined to watch) stares on approvingly
...
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does it make you feel crazy when you think about it all ?
>>674496979
Nope, makes me feel more sane.
>>674496979
I work for an automotive supplier... when I was on second shift and driving a forklift outside I'd look up at the stars sometimes and just wonder... What is my life, I'm moving iron parts around on a tiny planet for idiots to drive around in, metal forged in stars, some of which are shining into my eyes from billions of lightyears away... why am I moving this metal around...
Short answer, yes.
Yep. When I was young, I was just so confused that I would go to bed just scared.
No. Infinite possibilities.
>>674496979
What is all?
Here's a blank site. Have fun with it.
Domain: 304.site88.net
Username: a5457931
Password: 123456789A
>>674497206
im not clicking that shit
>>674497206
MODS
MODS
I went to that site... what the fuck
>>674497206
To late already nuts.
at least I'm not a faggot like OP
>>674497687
or this guy.
>>674497983
Screenshot
??
Are whites truly the master race?
>>674497914
Some. Maybe?
Many wannabe out there.
Judging by those alpha males ......yes
>>674497914
The worst white person is still leaps and bounds better than the best nigger
>>674497914
it wasn't niggers or shitskins that tore down the nazis
who's this guy again?
general crumble?
>>674497755
Sgt. Nibbles!
i think his name is lieutenant crush
private smash?
Where the fuck are his fucking commercials!!!!
>https://goo
>.
>gl/2V58FQ
Face it /b/, women want bigger dicks. They just won't admit it in public or to you if you're average. If they did, they'd be called sluts, whores, bitches, and worse. And if they did say it to their average boyfriend, they'd be seen as shallow and judgemental, or crushing on the male's ego. There's a lot of competing pressure on women. Just because they say size doesn't matter, doesn't mean that they think like that in private.
Girls want big 8"+ dicks. They're just better.
>>674496338
K, mum get off 4chan now my friends are here.
>>674496338
would love to have my sis (on left) make fun of my dick
I'm very happy with my dick. If its not enough for you then you can fuck off
>>674496582
Kek
>>674496338
Also I agree with you OP. The bigger the better :)
>>674496338
fun fact is that these are all from dick r8 threads I'm pretty sure. These boners are for dudes, chicks will never get to experience them.
Fap to my sister (left) with me?
>>674498687
show her ass so i can fap
>>674498687
>>674498964
>>674499089
>>674499147
>>674499630
Screenshot your gallery. No deleting!
Say to do something
Doesn't do it themself
Faggot levels high
>>674497873
>>674497873
Your turn fag
>>674498138
Still confirmed faggot
>>674498239
>>674498239
Post something then faggot
Pocket Monster Porn
>>674499901
Then sweater monsters
