Suggest what to do to her
make her do a nazi salute
Show tits and face
Marry her and cherish her forever. Love her for the rest of your life.
Marry her or GTFO
Ask a man who has had sleep paralysis since he was around 5 anything.
I'm at work so my responses may be short and spread out.
>>768916397
No.
How did you go about telling your parents that you’re a homosexual?
Can you take naps?
>>768916443
If you are having trouble opening up your sexuality with your parents, maybe you can have a third party mediator come in to help ease tensions and explain to them what you are going through.
FB/IG fap thread Neo
someone call?
Sluts you would love a blowjob from
>>768913082
I need Honor's perfect lips around my cock
Rule 34 Continued
My boyfriend's penis isn't big enough.
I've very frustrated. He's a great guy - smart, funny, tall - but I frequently fantasize about breaking up with him. I just can't help but feel that it would be really shallow to break up with him over something he can't control. But still, I'm not happy.
What do?
Buy some toys and have him use them on you after he gets his nut
Break up with him, fucking duh. Tell him the truth, stop lying to him. You'll feel better and he'll move onto someone new.
>>768919504
it's not the same.
Talk to him and you two see if he can satisfy you with toys and so or if he accept you fucking other man's if he don't you should just break up with him, sex is a very important part of a relationship just like affinity if you don't feel satisfied you should find someone who can satisfy you
soo
are you still playing pokemon go?
Lol yeah, Charmander event tomorrow Bois, 3x stardust LETS GOOO. Make sure to hit them star pieces up and lure are on for 3h!
>>768918578
oh shit, thanks for reminding me anon
>>768917305
You damn straight I am cunt.
>>768918712
level and are you spoofing or not?
>evens live
>odds die
>>768916844
Odds please
>>768916906
Fuck
>>768916928
Fuck again
Please let me die
aaaaaa
>what did he mean by this?
symbolism for op is a faggot
christian values often fall to the wayside in the black for the glorification of violence and blissful ignorance
itsa wacky woild
>>768916198
Niggers are self hating
>>768916198
that he's a better aim than most school shooters?
C-Celeb Thread : M-Manlets and cowards a-are welcome to knee b-before the a-alpha princes...
first
hello?
no robertsfag autism edition
FB IG Fap cont
Requesting more of her please
I'm a doctor in Emergency Medicine. Ask whatever you want.
>>768917049
Have you had anyone come in with something weird up their ass? People are always putting strange things up their butts.
>>768917049
how often someone goes with his dick inside something or somting in his anus?
>>768917049
If you had your dick sliced off but you were far away from the nearest hospital, what should you do to stay alive + keep your detached dick alive?
>>768917123
The last weird thing was an eggplant. The radiology report noted : "Given the morphological appearances of the radiolucent foreign body and clinical history, a western eggplant is favoured over a asian long or thai eggplant"
ITT: Phrases that make you rage and never want to hear again
>breaking the internet
ffffffuuuuuuuuu
>>768916963
Gender binary or anything like that.
>>768916963
"it is what it is"
fuck you!
no "it is what you make it
niggers
"Did you just assume my gender"?
GTFO
>>768917220
The electron and proton have opposite charge.
>It is what you make it
Rule 34
which one wwyd to her?
>>768911470
Wwyd is cancer.
>>768911470
2nd from the left, i would slap her until she cries and throw her on her knees
>>768912046
Then I would pull her top down past her shoulders to expose her bra and get my hard cock out and slap her cheeks with it.
What's her name?
soyboy
so᠌yboy
FB/IG/VSCO
Trap thread
Bella aka Thane_Of_Windhelm Thread.
>>768912382
https://www.instagram.com/thane_of_windhelm
https://www.instagram.com/shad0w.midna/
Prepare 2 SIPP
I'm not okay with that thing's face.
>>768913478
You wouldnt let him SIPP ur dicc?
My wife is asleep. Its barely midnight. She is sexually retarded. She approaches it mechanically, has no kinks, no fetishes, doesn't really moan and when she tries, to you can tell its fake. When I do try and make love or start up some intimacy organically, she completely kills the mood by mentioning that she doesnt want to be on top. Instead of just positioning herself suggestively like a normal person.. the issue for me is that I do love her, shes very loyal and a genuinely good and decent human being. We have been together over a decade now, and have a very bright and creative child together. But my desire for her is coming to a breaking point. I kinda feel bad, ive turned her down for sex once yesterday, and she asked for sex (another major turnoff for me) today and I just stalled, watching jewtube videos until she fell asleep. This is all after one night, as she dispassionatly rode my limp cock, I just flat out told her to stop, that 'i wasnt up to it'. We have discussed this before, and any and all attempts to get her to put forth some effort in the bedroom has ended in failure. Anyone else deal with this? Pic related. The opposite of my wife.
Yeah, my wife is kinda the same.
>>768912537
did you try to enact YOUR fetishes on her op? If so how did she accept it or did she decline
if she accepted was she still a robot?
Get sextoys you fag. She’s probably sexually bored you fucking tard
Try sex in public spaces. Dressing rooms and whatnot. Pool.
Somewhere where this is risk / thrill.
