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Step right up /b/ and drop those weak ass bars.
>trading bitches like Pokemon.
>never know what I'll be on.
>in the back huffing freon.
>till my knees gone.
/BARS/
4chan is fucking stupid
Digital frogs so convoluted
Asking for bars but you'd rather be at one
Take off the fedora son, you're not euphoric
Go outside and get some sun on your dick
>>684376097
HERE COME DAT BOI
>>684374981
>My dad rails me faster than the U.S. Economy
>Dick so far up my ass, I'll start yelln' monopoly
>It ain't gunna stop, I know my future is twisted
>But the only thing keepin me sane is my dads dickins
>>684374981
Bitch I sail the sea like one piece
Dropping bombs like the Middle East
I got coke I got crack I got soda whip it in the back
I'm a fuckin solider meet my quota
Got quakes Rollin like fuckin bouldas
>>684376254
O shit waddup!
Hunger games simulator thread
This is for the late night HG addicts like myself, but anyone is welcome to game
Post a character with a name to enter.
24 are needed to start the session
Patrick Bateman
Sexy Bateman
Bateman
Two Retarded Weebs
White fems, are you mad that Asian and Hispanic women are stealing all your men?
that Dominican chick has some sexy feet, I'd smell them all day long
>>684374836
Hispanic isn't a race you mongoloid
>>684375302
But most Hispanic chicks tend to be mestiza
>>684375365
Then say mestiza not Hispanic.
>>684374836
>White fems
>on /b/
fgt pls
So if i like traps/cd etc, I'm gay or bi?
>>684374342
Hardcore faggot. Only a matter of time till you are a freshly shaven bottom.
>>684374342
Bi im same way
>>684374342
makes u a nigger. N (aye) gar
>>684374342
Do you want balls to touch? Do you say No Homo each time you fap to them?
>>684374342
Find a more beautiful girl than this one.
Pro-tip: you can't
>>684375759
found it
wasn't hard
>>684375759
disgusting btw
>>684375886
> mfw ugly virgin neckbeard /b/tards trying to judge 10/10 females
>>684375759
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dba7wSREN3U
Fluffy thread, you know what to do
Bimpity bump
Also, starting this
>>684377686
>>684377807
>>684377892
>>684378039
FB FAP THREAD GOD TIER
>Lurkanon here
Feels thread
It's a sad night /b/ros
Shit soaked and Dread if you two are on get in here niggers!
>>684374514
Whats going on /b/ro?
>Lurk
>>684375282
Got no stories to tell. I took the name Lurk for a reason. I'm just sad, and I feel like feeling. Was hoping /b/ would have something.
>>684375703
im just rolling through threads bro, but ill keep you company
>>684375930
2/7
>>684375979
3/7
get that creeper thread going
janitor cucked the last thread n timed me out
>>684373816
Got more OP?
>>684375331
Nope :/
Can you save her /b/?
>>684377822
2 or 4 get
rool
No, i can't
I HATE WOMEN
>>684377822
ILL SAVE YOU BROTHER
THE APOCALYPSE IS HERE
Singles=zombie
Dubs=surviver
Trips=group leader
Quads=military
Quints=make cure
You can call me mr Grimes
ree
Meaaaaaaaat rolls
>>684377320
Ur a faget
this isn't what I expected. It never is...
Waifu Claiming thread
>What is the strangest thing your waifu/husbando has seen/been involved in?
The rules are simple:
>Claim your waifu/husbando. One claim per anon
>Insult others ruthlessly
>Post fitting, non-sexualized content
>Keep RP to a minimum, ERP non-existent
>Don't be gay, pretend you're normal and discuss stuff
>All ships must
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>>684377067
My apoligies for being a retard before.
>>684376963
Coould be better.
>>684377128
This is true.
>Tsuyu
>>684377157
best girl claimed!
>>684376648
does it end after E10?
>>684376670
i mean like using the interbutt.
>>684376733
this pic makes me feel ways about stuff
>>684376909
You really are my most loyal subject ;)
I swear i was just trying to play >.<
>>684376891
omg do you have Guns of Icarus?
>>684376225
if...
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Miho claimed
>>684376950
Good work always takes time and energy, usually more than you think it will.
>>684376963
You up to anything right now?
here
Hey guys can you watch this for me?
I'll be right back
This is a nigger thread now.
Nigger
>>684376756
Nigger
Cracker
>>684376756
nigger
Fucking neighbors always doing massive parties... Enough is enough enough /b/ please give me ideas to fuck them in a passive aggressive way to solve this issue before is to late for them
whenever there is a party, stand outside the door asking for a $3 entrance fee.
>>684375647
Pour motor oil over their cars.
>>684375647
I've seen this movie. Sequel's coming out.
>>684376116
They aren't selling discos bro
... Just loud music tons of alcohol till 6am.. Fuck them
>>684375647
Maybe you could go to the party and fuck some drunk sluts?
Or stand outside and charge people for entry?
SNAPCHAT WHORE THREAD
Post your best snapchat whore usernames in this thread.
I'll start: YOUNQBARBIEX
knichole9 <-- if she asks how you got it say Jack or Steven
jkdamask
avernoski128
hailey-ward
alyssamarie23
christiemree
Dont spam or they'll know
thesselyr
Will trade nudes
Online most nights
havennnn96
shadesofjade
Kindly.Lena
See if you can get some from her?
Haven't had any luck :-(
I got a new car today.
What does /b/ drive?
yo fat ass momma
2014 Nissan Sentra SL
>>684373085
you're cars a faget like u
2009 aston martin dbs
>>684373383
pics and timestamp or get out filthy hobo
Really dumb question. Is the cuck thing really common in the US? At first i thought it was a 4chan joke, but a friend who lives in the US told something that kind of scared me.
>>684371161
No, it's not. I don't know what your friend told you. But he's either misinformed or fucking with you.
>>684371265
>>684371161
I dunno.. how many people voted for Bernie Sanders? Would you call that common?
>>684371161
I share my wife with pretty much everyone in town. If you live in a densely populated area you can pretty much get a taste for everything!
Why
Obviously because you're not there.
Cause jews.
It's what they do, and it's why they've been hated throughout all of history by every single race, culture and nation that harbored them.
Jews and leftists have engineered a society that encourages harlotry.
>>684370402
Good post Goyz!
>>684370883
No, you've convinced your women that the negro is dangerous, and danger turns them on.
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!
Are you ok friend?
>>684374480
NOOOOOOO!
Did your "gf" finally realize you're a faggot?
>>684374724
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>684374480
ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Should i jerk off or bite the bullet and get a hooker, never had one btw.
You shouldn't get a hooker, had one. 3/10 would've rather masturbated.
>>684371696
I see, guess gonna go middle of the road and just get a chubby girl on omegle, thanks pal.
>>684372283
try CL it's pretty good if you want trans or a dude. Or gloryholes, which are great.
>>684372527
but trans you have to pay for - which is shit.
>>684372527
CL?
