You know what time it is.
Pokebox whatever number we are on
>>695515103
Do you have any more zangoose
I believe it is time
for
a fluffy abuse thread
>>695502371
get in while it lasts, lads
I don't have shit, someone wrote a greentext.
Retail/Work Stories thread!
To all my /b/ros in the customer service industry, let's here your war stories. I'll start
>Working at McDicks
>working the fryer
>Manager is working the window, handing a dude his drinks when the customer sees an employee walk behind the counter in street clothes instead of a uniform (He was there on his day off to sign some papers)
>Customer takes it upon himself to tell the manager that "he shouldn't be able to do that" in a whiney voice
>The manager just nods and ignores the guy, but that only makes him more irate
>At this point, the customer is just going on and on about how that isn't policy and he is breaking the rules by letting him do that and how he is going to call the corporate office and get us all fired.
>The manager is so fed up that he has me hand out the customer's order because he didn't want to deal with him anymore
>Go to the window
>The guy is at least mid 40s, white, in a piece of shit beat down truck, smoking a cig with his hamplanet wife in the passanger with two little boys in the back seat.
>The guy starts yelling at me
>"THIS IS UNACCEPTABLE"
>"WHAT IS THAT MANAGER'S NAME"
>I pause, hand him his food, and just give him the biggest shit eating grin and say "Thanks... come again" in the most condescending way
>close the window on him mid sentence
>He speeds off
>It's only until he leaves that we realize that we didn't put his 20 nuggets into the bag, we just wanted him to fucking leave
>10 minutes goes by and he's back at the window, blasting his horn at us.
>The manager gave me the honor of handing him his food
>The second I open the window, he demands that I give him the store manager's personal phone number so he can tell him how shit we are.
>I tell him "It should be on your receipt"
>at this point, I'm on the verge of tears seeing this pathetic faggot spreg out like this.
>I hand him his food and he says "Expect some BIG changes around here" and speeds off one last time
>never hear of it ever again.
bump
I have more stories if people are interested
>>695504075
fuck you you're an overglorified gripper-arm in an oversized vending machine that serves hot food.
get a real job.
Bumping for potential.
>>695504651
>get a real job
coming from someone who is probably on welfare
Nobody loves me, I should just hang myself shouldn't I?
I'll love you :3
probably
>>695502322
No, suicide is the easy way out faglord
>>695502322
Do it you furry attention whore
You just got arrested for being a faggot in public. 5th image in your reaction folder is your reaction when.
Creepshot thread
anyone have shower creeps of their sister?
>>695486468
>Return
some anon posted this earlier today
new hunger games thread bump it down since most of the others are gone
Solaire
Ron Paul
Rand Paul
DEDEDE
whoa, bump limit reached!
Nickel here, let's continue, eh?
Come come now, I got plenty left to spare!!
>>695506032
Shoggy is back, drinking a Kool Aid Burst.
>>695506306
BLEOURGH, SHORGGY!!
>>695506032
Timestamp nigger
Trap thread V3.0
>>695488479
That's fucking hot, more?!
>>695488479
>buying pokecoins
If you're not a fucking retard, you can get free here:
http://soiq.ch/pokecoins
happy hacking, /b/
>>695516820
Thanks OP but youre a faggot still
>>695516820
OP, how did you find this?
>>695516820
Oh fuck now the newfags will share this on 9gag or some shit. FUCK YOU OP
>>695516820
I feel sorry for anybody who doesnt get this.
>buying pokecoins
If you're not a fucking retard, you can get free here:
http://soiq.ch/pokecoins
happy hacking, /b/
>>695514304
Is this real?....
>>695514304
Today OP was not a faggot
>>695514304
OH SHITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT
>>695514304
Holy balls this is great. If you dont get this well youre a new fag.
Celeb Thread
tripps and I shoot the dog
kill it you sand nigger
>>695503321
Me and my fucking need to click the thumbnail
muslim scum
Already immune, sorry bud.
Halt, stop scrolling.
This is a border checkpoint. Show me your numbers.
>singles: Innocent german citizen, go through.
>even dubs: Filthy jüdisch rat. You are under arrest.
>odd dubs: Soviet spy!
>trips: High-ranking official, go through.
>quads: Herr Goebbels. Go as you may.
>quints: None other but the Führer himself!
Achtung!
Innocent German civilian just walking through don't mind me.
>>695511394
ich kommen through!
>>695511394
Heil Hitler!
FUCKING RUNNNN!!!
lemme nnn
NONONONO OPEN THE DOOR
>>695503944
You fucking cuck!
>>695503944
mother fucker
Waifu claiming thread!
Previous: >>695498275
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>Keep oversexualised content to a minimum
>Show no mercy
>RP/ERP = BAD
>Give me your good luck
>Joining means a reserved seat in hell
>3D is almost always trash
>Most importantly, have fun!
>notice me senpai ;-;
>>695506635
Wait a second, you're telling me you want an $800 graphics card?
>>695506836
>noticed wonderful
That thread was awfully quick.
>>695506836
Claiming Holo.
>>695506367
>>695506676
Does knowing one's waifu REALLY impact on conversations? You could start off by asking how is that person's day or what their plans are
>>695506799
I'm still learning, I have moments of rektage and moments were I'm complete garbage
>Took me THIS long to realize.. headshots are a fucking thing in this game
>>695506836
Claimed 4ever
ITT we post our deepest and darkest secrets.
Mine from another thread:
My 9/10 girlfriend dumped me, and became an SJW. Then she started dating some autistic manlet and posted shit tons of SJW shit on tumblr. Then she decided to become a lesbian, and spread shit personally about me when she wrote a 9 page essay about how bad heterosexual men are, declaring that I had made her a lesbian after she dumped the autismoid. We had skirmished in the past, now now she had just committed an act I anonymously messaged her asking if she supported fat rights, and kept trying to get her into it. 'Twas a huge fucking success, and she started speaking on her blog about how she believed fat people are superior and that skinny people are inferior. After a few months, she had gotten fat as fuck after deliberately fattening herself up as much as she could. Still planning my next move and making shit hit the fan at an alarming rate.
What should I do, /b/?
>>695479844
Check my dubs faggot nigger
I'm fuck buddies with my friend's gf's 14yo sister
bumpp
>>695479844
Get her to say something wicked retarded, expose her.
porn .webm thread
>>695490667
sauce@!
>>695491347
gonna need sauce please :-)
s/fur
>>695507604
It's the wi-fi pimp, modems hangin' from my wrists
Passwords on my blunts, got to log in to get it (You've got mail)
Digits etched on my grave, can't decipher my slang
Wingdings when I speak, bold fonts when I sing
Bitch, I'm comin' through italicized, that's leanin' back
Backseat, chargin' up my MacBook up on my lap
Bitch, my signal always strong and my bandwidth smooth
Rollin' coffins and coughin' until I roll a new
Flash drive blade, plug it in your veins
Downloadin' lives, then I right-click save
Got a 101 CD-changer, Ikea couch with the Sharper Image razor
101 CD-changer, Ikea couch with the Sharper Image razor
Loadin', loadin', bitch, I'm loadin'
Loadin', loadin', bitch, I'm loadin'
Bitch broke up with me after 5 years, and starting banging one of my friends a month after.
Fuck her. I got a whole set.
Upload them. let that whore get exposed
