Welcome to Club Kek:
Dubs: Entry
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Quads: Back alley blowjob from a pack of wild niggers
Quints: You're the owner
Plz let me in bro
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>>676727530
xDDDDDDDDDDD
Trap/cd/sissy threa cont'd
All right, why not
Celeb fap thread
>>676720135
shes hot in moderate doses
Sup/b/ can I join anonymous?
Bump can I join the club /b/?
Bait? or being this new
if this post is dubs i an hero on live stream
>>676725433
Do it faggot
>>676725433
good luck negro
>>676725433
Check'd now OP get rekt
honestly, what will women do when female sex androids become a commercial reality?
and what will YOU do?
I suspect male companion androids will never become an option because women are notorious for wanting things that contradict each other on a a mathematical level
>>676708518
I'd like a female robot ordering me around, putting me in chastity and fucking me with her robot dick
>>676708518
women would marry you only for sperm, and even then they would just go to a clinic where a lot of males would have donated their juice, then for men it would be kind of harder since we need women to breed our children, anyways nothing can compare to human heat and people would get tired of that cold perfection pretty soon
JUST MY OPPINION MATE
>>676709306
if you're a pussywhipped cuck and not insecure about being bossed around then why not just get a real woman
>>676709624
I warm my fleshlight with a heated blanket for about 10 minutes before use, with warmed lube as well I gotta say it feels PRETTY fucking close to fucking a real pussy....
So all they have to do is put a space heater in that Android body and fluid to pump around warm liquid and it'll feel close enough
Also you forget that most women are incapable of supporting themselves or planning for the future, they just want a guy to support them so they can give up and sit on their ass all day or go out with friends on your dollar; so as long as men are ATMs I think there is little danger of becoming irrelevant to women
REKT Thread gifs or webm
alright if you absolutely HAD to choose
jews or arabs?
fucking kike
>>676716889
neither
I'd rather kill myself
No Porn webm thread?
Let's change that.
Girl texts
>I'm out to dinner at 7, if I have wlan I'll write you
>I have wlan at the house
What house
>My friend's house
Oh spend the night there?
>Yeah don't want to take the train back
Same bed?
>Yeah of course don't want to sleep on the couch :D
Alright have fun
>Watching a movie, devil wears prada
bla bla bla
Phone's off at 1 am, no good night
Become paranoid
In the morning texts what's up, reads what I sent during the night
>We're just friends there's nothing to worry about
>How can you think that of me
>wtf just friends who go out to dinner because we're close friends
>The only thing to know is that nothing happened and nothing will happen. I count hugging to nothing happens because were friends so
Am I just a paranoid fuckhead
They fucked right
In what world didn't they fuck
Context
Night before sends I like you, I really like you
A lot etc etc in the middle of the night, 3am, 5am
If you two are exclusive, leave her. If you aren't, treat her as a side chick, get your priorities straight and find someone better.
>>676714560
yeah they fucked
In what kind of universe that girl stays a night without sex
Hunger Games Thread.
First 24 tributes get in!
Undertaker Crotch Goblin
Moe
Commie Pupper
Pablo Iglesias
Does this make you feel inadequate? inferior maybe?
considering my girl already cucks me to a black bull, doesn't do much
indifferent
>>676718880
Am I the only one who feels kinda turned on seeing 2 dicks like this touching?
It makes me feel people should watch less porn. It fucks up their perception.
What would you do with 1,000 dollars?
500 in gold
300 in silver
200 change
>>676718426
>implying that amount of money is even worth converting.
>>676717870
go to the bank and demand they give it to me in one dollar bills
>>676717870
Spend it on heroin.
My Gf want a threesome with another guy, i said no and now she said she needs a break to find herself, what do /b?(pic unrelated)
>>676719897
Finger in ass
>>676719897
Name plox
You mean a "break to fuck someone else" yeah dump her man
>>676719897
A swift, open palm strike. Try not to leave a mark.
time to roll, bitches
im in panties right now(femboy) im looking for a fun roll game for me to play. any help?
Dubs decided what I say next
This is where I'm up to
>>676721923
do you got a dick?
Oh wait she just wrote this
Tutti dentro, compagni di /b/!
Fuck off, nobody likes you retards.
>>676717372
^ negro delle sabbie o fa finta di non essere italiano
Io ci sono, anon
OP here, c'รจ qualche ravennate?
I thank the gods every day I'm not shitalian, what a pathetic existence.
pics you werent supposed to share
What's /b/'s arsenal look like?
(pic is everything I own)
Bumping alone.
>>676715697
You miss a couple of grenades for the real freedom
>no timestamp
>doxable Facebook image.
Stay /k/lassy
>be europoor
>dont really need gun
If i was in the US i would get one though.. And it seems there's a good chance in the future its not to bad to have one in europe as well... i'll just see
HEY B!
I cant fucking wait till the summer gets here! I LOVE going to the beach with my girlfriend, when shes wearing tiny-slutty bikinis! Anyone else does this?
pic related, my gfs new bikini
Would be cool to find someone to share these experiences with, over the summer?
Moar!!!
I makes me hard to see my gfs tits hanging out in her bikini in public
>>676717782
Yeah! Me too! Why is this so hot?
