This is Teddy. Teddy is dead. Teddy is hiding somewhere in your house. Tomorrow at exactly 3:37 AM, Teddy will rip out your eyes unless you post in this thread.
Nigs
dad
>>711789282
TEDDY NO
ky
Odds fap to feet
Evens go to sleep
>>711769065
Need to post more than one pic or threads won't go anywhere.
roll
>>711769065
i will take this gamble
Roll
thou shalt not post substantive content
It's always a trap.
hitler did nothing wrong
desu
i fucking love size difference.
the thought of smaller men spending their whole lives wondering what it would be like to have a big one... gets me off!
deutschfaden
wir habe durchgemacht niggaz
https://soundcloud.com/dreyfussmusic/dreycast-03
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tLpdMToxngU
>>711771439
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PHaUOkz6_kM
nices anime
>>711771439
puuuh die übergänge sind smooth anon...
Waifu claiming thread.
Wassagoinon edition
Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per anon
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
Rory-sama claimed
Hey guys.
still here
Dead already? That's kinda sad.
>>711784935
Hey there best yuuko
How are you doing today?
post girls and anons say how they'd rape them. Replies get replies.
>>711782301
only in the mouth
>>711782427
I retract my statement.. also in the tits...
>>711782809
she does have a nice rack
>you will never get to stay up until 4am in the summertime playing custom games with your bros ever again.
Take me back
I just wanna go back to coming home from high school, turning on my xbox and hearing this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uXcWxw7UHME
>>711778199
bumping with nostalgia
>>711778425
anyone got halo feel stories?
God shooters have gone to shit since then. Halo 3's full multiplayer suite was flawless.
>>711779049
I know man. I played swat like it was an obsession
YLYL
>>711780536
OP, you're wrong.
None of these things are the reason why she lost. Trump's history is pepered with all kinds of major fraud, so it rules it out.
If you;re looking for a proper reason as to why Hillary lost, go no further than mainstream America backlashing against retarded lefties with all their stupid identity politics, as well as disliking being called racists for having genuine concerns about Islamism
inb4 islam is not a race
>>711780536
>implying its funny that millions of people are terrified.
my gf has been upset all week, she almost wasn't going to go to one fo her houses events but she didn't want to get demerited or whatever so she had to
Celebs who are most likely still virgins thread
they were all used by some producer or director or someone
maybe not this girl
definitely not anon, she's been passed around more times than joint at a phish concert
>>711783909
Yeah right.
NZ/New Zealand thread.
>>711776233
bit early
>>711776862
Thought I would try, baby.
whats everyone doing on this shithaus tuesday night.
>pic related
my dinner.
I work for Geonet, a government agency which monitors earthquakes in New Zealand.
Things are going crazy at the moment. The earthquake that hit on Monday morning is an incredibly unusual sequence. We've never seen anything like it in New Zealand. Initially we saw two simultaneous severe earthquakes (Magnitude 6.2 and 7.5 respectively) on opposite sides of the country, which shook for approximately 2 minutes, followed by aftershocks across the country of varying magnitude. The sizes and frequencies of the aftershocks are unique among existing data.
Currently Geonet is not allowed to make any public statements without government approval as they don't want us to spark a panic. The problem is that there is a high probability (our best guesses say at least 70% chance) of the Alpine fault unzipping. If this was to unzip, it would destroy Wellington and possibly Christchurch. The problem is we cannot evacuate the cities just because an earthquake "might" happen, especially since we have never observed such an event and so there is a lot of uncertainty in our models.
The fault unzips every 100 to 350 years, and the last time it did was 299 years ago. When it ruptures, we expect an earthquake of magnitude 8.5-9.5, however it would cause much more destruction than a usual quake of this size since Wellington lies on many connected faults faults.
The expected death toll of an unzipping is between 1000-50,000 depending on the severity.
I know this sounds like bullshit but if any anons here live in Christchurch or Wellington I'd strongly suggest you move to another city as soon as possible.
If an unzipping event does occur it will likely be within a few months to a year. You should not take for granted that the aftershocks stop. If you value your life you seriously need to get the fuck out of Wellington.
What do you think about abortion?
Wish they were cheaper. Maybe like a rewards card. Buy 5 Get 1 Free
>>711787671
wish we could just donate unwanted babies to feed starving people. thats good meat there, wasted because of cuck feelings.
>>711787671
Doesnt matter, once shes got you trapped your 7 shades of fucked
>>711787884
Kick her in the bread basket
g/fur
Hey
>>711787110
Howdy.
Creep/hidden cam thread
>>711780616
Bump
>>711780616
>>711780771
"faces" of /b/
Leafy?
>>711769657
Edgar?
>>711769657
what a head
>>711769657
Go to sleep please.
This thread is fu... shi... well you know
The bed is yours now.
Any family members youd like to fuck? Ill start off.
Older sister
Sister
Daughter
>>711772659
Would love to suck on her sexy toes
>I didn't get what I want so I'm going to cry and throw a temper tantrum until I do
is there anyone more entitled than liberals?
>>711778164
what do you expect from spoilt rich kids who know fucking nothing
>>711778164
This is what happens when you give kids participation trophies
>all millennials in that picture
lol
>>711778164
Implying they're all "liberals". Go back under your rock.
Time to roll a new character. Your character died and you stopped playing, or you told yourself he/she didn't die for some reason, BUT WHEN YOU DIE YOU MUST DELETE.
RIP Lleras Avalul The Clever Cutting Man, who died trying to save the world from vampires when he tried to sneak into Winterhold (considering he could not do magic) and tried to leap into the river below, but hit a shallow part and was crushed.
>>711769870
Why was the deletion rule even included on this meme tbh? It's not like we're ever going to meet up in a later thread and talk about our exploits so why does any of us care what the rest of us do after creation? Just always wondered about that.
roll
>>711770167
A Breton necromancer in the Mage's College, that's a lot more playable than most of what I roll here. Not sure where to get an Argonian follower though.
Gonna play tomorrow
Why shouldn't suicide be allowed?
>>711774623
But it is. Go try it right now.
>>711774623
Suicide is allowed, assisting someone with said suicide is not.
>>711775127
I don't have a gun, yet.
>>711775127
Seriously. If someone truly wants to die, then none of this shit matters. Although it might be worth thinking of who will have to find your corpse, see your perverted porn collection, etc. Also there is religion to consider. You kill yourself and then there you are at the pearly gates. Oopsie. Saint Peter is not happy...
Nude game: IMPROVED Edition
READ THE FUCKING Rules are simple:
1.Post clothed Picture of your girlfriend/wife or ex and choose a number between 0 and 9.
2.If someone replies with that number (last Digit), you post any Picture they request.
3.Best to make your request in your reply and not later as to avoid confusion.
4.If you post a pic of your girl for rolls but don't put a number, ALL ROLLS on her will count as vaild.
5.Reply only to Pictures with numbers, don't reroll on your roll expecting OP to see it.
6.PLEASE LINK TO YOUR ORIGINAL PICTURE when you deliver wins.
Don't post unless you are prepared to deliver!
Start with an 8
>>711781266
Tits
9's for the chick on the right. Good luck!
>>711781266
Rolling for ff as well :)
>>711782140
Tits
