>be me
>be 17
>I'm in love with a female friend
>she is not
>she comes over for some nights
>we sleep in the same bed and all
>nothing happens because at the time she was literally deprived from any sexual impulse (she was younger, maybe that adds up)
>she falls asleep
>I go to the bathroom
>the WC is clogged
>what the fuck?
>toilet paper floats around in those obscure waters
>try to unclog it
>fail
>welp, autism is now an option
>immerse my arm in the toilet
>try and reach for the problem
>grab a solid 10/10 turd
>GOD DAMN IT
>back off
>wash my hands for 10 minutes
>leave the toilet clogged up for the nigh
>next day I tell my dad about the thing
>he fixes it
>the stupid bitch flushed her tampon
>mfw my father fought shit & tampons in my place
>mfw I grabbed my loved one's shit
and this is how I fell out of love
how about you /b/ros?
>mfw my father fought shit & tampons in my place
Your father is a goddamn hero
>>677365906
I never thanked him enough
he never said anything about the huge piece of toblerone in the toilet, he only mentioned the tampon
>>677365435
>and this is how I fell out of love
>how about you /b/ros?
Oneitis.
She ended up being a general motherfucking whore.
Still OP here
this is out of context but still proves that my father is a hero
>Be with my best friend
>Have dinner together at my place
>We spicy ramen
>Father comes home, he's brought us some stuff from Mc Donald's (like, a random menu for each of us)
>cool
>later we go outside
>smoke a LOT of weed
>be really high
>Munchies are KILLING me
>I have the brightest idea
>there's a 24/24 open automatic shop near here
>go there
>each one of us eats a pizza
>I'm not satisfied
>I eat a bacon filled stuff (it's called Puccia, here in Spaghettiland)
>I'm not a fatfag, by the way, just was really hungry at the time
>get home
>have a good time
>friend asks for milk
>you what mate?
>"milk. with mint syrup."
>...okay?"
>get it for him
>he drinks a bit of it
>ten minutes later he's fountain vomiting in my bathroom
>he manages to vomit on the floor, behind the toilet, in front of the toilet but NOT inside the toilet
>I told you you stupid FUCK
>he's too high and he literally cannot have a normal conversation
>mutters "sorry sorry eemmm sorry..."
>fuck you
>try to clean up
>fail
>father wakes up in the middle of the night because of noises
>"what happened?"
>stupid fuck drank a bit too much, dad
>"let me handle this"
>at 3 am the man kneeled into a pool of vomit just to clean it spot clean
>i spend the night trying not to vomit myself
>I manage to do that
now this is also a dad thread
Faces and rate thread
THREE
THERE ARE THREE OF THESE FUCKING THREADS UP RIGHT NOW FUCKING CHRIST
s/fur believes in you
>>677367862
this is now a glenn hate thread
gonna go try out some xcom2
>>677367968
No.
>>677367968
Fuck Glenn
draw thread
Posting in faggots thread.
reaching back for a high five
I still dare all the drawfags to make a Rule34 of this moto
Oral creampie thread.
No facial or cum in open mouth shit.
no faggot
OHHHH OP JUST GOT SHUT DOWN
>>677367238
It's calles mouthfull, you retard
>>677367238
Bumpin'
>this looks promising
Waifu claiming thread
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>only 1 claim/Anon
>keep RP at a absolute minimum. We are here to discuss and insult, not to do RP or ERP-
>most important: Have fun!
Atago claimed
Kei claimed
>>677368227
claimed kagami!!
first
Singles Get edition!
Fuck this movie. Such a fucking piece of shit.
Post movies that were so shitty they pissed you off
Literally every movie on netflix
>>677367913
Adam Sandler thread
>>677367913
this and Machete Kills
i paid money to see iron man 3. much disappoint
>>677368128
this show is pretty good tho
Zootopia thread 4.0
and lewds up in here?
Is there a spess muhrine Judy?
Sup /b/ ask me anything
>>677366344
Why do you look like such a retard
>>677366344
you got a haircut?
>>677366498
I dont
>>677366607
Yes. My hair had been growing for almost two years. I like the way my new hair looks but for some reason I miss having long hair veey much.
Whats 2+2
The 14th post in this thread will be dubs
Hmmmmmm.
>>677367140
>Nope.gif
>>677367140
Ok OP, lets bump.
>>677368201
No dubs here, Mr. Freeman.
Rachel Phoebe or Monica?
>>677365818
rachel
>>677365818
I guess Monica. She fucks, cooks and cleans.
Phoebe, I like someone who is a little bit crazy.
>>677365994
seconded.
Pennsylvania thread. 215 reporting in
>>677364296
same
north east philly reporting in
>>677364369
>>677364468
ayy what high school
>>677364296
717
Witness me
It's 3am. It's dark in my room. My thoughts are really starting to get to me /b/.
Can we get a late night feels thread going?
Self bump. Nobody?
I got you
>>677367724
lets do it
whats up?
I just saw what this anon posted and I kinda agree
what would I do without Internet
>>677365178
>There is no quality content here that you cannot get more quickly and efficiently elsewhere
If you know of another place where I can share my stories of being a slut that doesn't require an account signup and can be repeated over and over to a fresh audience each time, please tell me, and I'll leave this place forever.
Also, he seems to have missed that 4chan is trolls trolling trolls and thinks anything here is posted seriously.
>This place is not making you happy.
I've had some of my happiest experiences sharing my life here. Okay, that's pathetic, but whatever. I'm pathetic. But I love you guys, when we get the opportunity for me to show you.
>>677366269
post stories and pics related of you being a slut pls
>>677366269
This. Whoever made the post that OP posted was just mad that someone called him a faggot.
Tomorrow i join the army and today i smoked pot and im planning to shoot my self once i have a weapon in my hands any question?
>>677364868
You gonna shoot someone else first?
No I think you laid it all out there.
>>677364868
Here's one:
Why did you think any of us would care?
>>677364868
lol when you get kicked out before you get a rifle.
Mmhhh
>>677365264
I would shove it up my ass
>>677365264
Does the room still have the spiders in it?
stay fucking calm
Dripping wet pussie thread
I want to literally bite that pussy
>>677364860
I know right
>>677364860
>Bite
Why is everyone here a fucking psycho?
Post your reason why Palestine deserves freedom. Pic related
Empty thread pretty much says it all.
It's there land. Israel illegally occupied it and had killed hundreds of thousands of people since
mmmm i could really go for a cheesesteak right now
>>677365777
I could really go for some trips right now...
>>677365777
>>677366088
watch my singles
>>677366293
I watched
>>677365777
One bridge having fucking city I hope that cheese melts your fast fucking face off, go fuck yourself
More like this?
And also roll
>>677364651
#queenoftrapthreads here
idk why u guys cant make better porn threads holy shit this is degenerate
LOW ENERGY too, wheres the femdom threads? forced fem threads? these rolls aresnt that good guys...
rollo
rawls
rollroolll
