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ITT: Secrets that can destroy your life if someone that knew you found out.
I'm bisexual with an interest in objectophilia, hebephilia and crossdressing. One person does know though.
>>685953104
That's not so bad i guess. Most people here are pedos.
I have two stepsisters
I sleep with one regularly. Ive done shit with the other in the past but just looking at each other naked and touching each other
>>685953246
Pic
bisexual rape fetishist reporting in
Alright fuckers. Roll to find out your RPG role.
rolllll
>>685954324
Roll
roller
roll on
hi B/ , ask us anything :)
>>685952540
how much do you weigh?
>>685952540
I'd rather fuck this pizza instead of any of you.
>>685952801
57,82,53
>>685952970
then post your "girlfriend" , if you have any,weaboo...
can we see your feet?
My wife sends these workout-progression pics to her personal trainer.
To all the PT's out there; professional or not?
>>685948235
cuck
(i lost last thread) not sure if it got any feedback
>>685948235
She's definately fuckin' him.
You honestly think that he's a real "professional trainer"?
He's just a guy she wants in her cunt.
The Exercise is just to please him.
>>685948235
Celeb bread III: Revenge of the Fap
>>685956072
damn she looks like a good fuck
>>685956072
She's fatty, but I like to fap her I dunno
YLYL
LETS GO
waifu claim thread
>claim
>discuss
>minimum rp/erp
>the other rules
>Fubuki claimed
Tsuyu claimed <3
>>685955261
There are still some people working on the case, but we are dying out quick.
>claiming yume
Right when I was thinking win10 was decent it freaks out for an hour over a crack I'm 100% sure it's safe.
>Megumin Claimed
Not gonna let someone take her from me
Sir, We have suspicion that you have Dubs.
Please step out of the vehicle.
If we find any Trips or Quads, then you will be shot.
OP is a great big faggot.
>lol cops r SUCH nazipigs amirite xDDD
Shit
i'll play your game faggot
>>685954177
BAM
Fap to Jesus.
>>685948351
Roll.
eoll
>>685949101
oh yeah let me just fucking find an airplane
reroll
Rawr
>>685948351
roule
No actual Ylyl here. Why /b/
Because fuck you.
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Well lets get this started
>>685951431
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>>685951618
great way to start, nice hilarious gif you fucking neanderthal!
I found this site where you can view peoples mms.
http://mmsking.tumblr.com/
I got my sisters friend pics.
Post what you got and their number!!
first one I've seen that actually works! thanks op.
This really works!! I got this from my cousin,thx
Friend from school, I seen alot of her nude before but this was it for me!! I will return to my mancave, thank you <3
>>685951564
Go back to Tumblr, faggot
>>685951749
More!
Why is everyone so pumped and hyped for this game? It's okay... but it's just okay. It was fun to play for a couple of hours but then it got boring.
Then again Blizzard fans are the same people that kept supporting World of Warcraft after 2008 and people who would buy literal diarrhea on a plate if it had Blizzard's name attached.
>>685946036
It's an alternative to Cosmetic Fortress 2, except with girls who aren't total cunts.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NAMuJuZB_MU
Its a good game fuck off faggot
>>685946695
>Its a good game fuck off faggot
>2016
>falling for the Blizzard shilling
Never really thought about buying it. Blizzard seems to think this game will be super profitable which sounds to me like the game will be a money-/time sink. I'll pass
ITT: poorfags complaining about a good game they cant afford
Roll /b/itches
Hold the door whilst I roll
ROL ROLL ROLLLING
Rollerino
>>685951203
You're on a list now...
>>685950603
Rall
Fat ass thread
>>685949186
dump please
>>685949866
People at work think I'm an ass hole.
I don't hang out with anyone outside of work. I don't give out my phone number. I don't add anyone on social media. I don't really talk about my personal life.
It seems to blow everyones mind that I'm like that. I see these people 40-50 hours a week. That's more than I see anyone. Why do they want me to be in their lives even more.
Am I being a dick or are they?
>>685937685
You are an ass hole
Why cant you make friends like a normal person?
Faggot
>>685937876
What if I can make friends ? I just don't choose to be "friends" with the people I am only around because of a paycheck and would never talk to otherwise
>>685937685
Nah, I'm the same way. I get along with my coworkers and am nice to them, but I am with you on already seeing them enough. I have other closer friends I don't see every week, let alone every day. I have hobbies that I can't put 40-45 hour a week into unlike my job. I am glad I have my job and like my position, but when I leave work I leave it out of mind as well.
Just make sure you aren't rude to them when you turn things down, etc.
>>685938118
stop thinking of work as a paycheck thats your first problem
you need to think of work as helping your fellow man, the guys you work with are the people your working for, thats how the whole world is, working for eachother
your mindset is all wrong, you'll never make friends at work that way
>>685937685
>doesn't make the slightest effort to be sociable
>wonders why people are off put by this
????
ITT: good song to kill yourself to
>>685944642
9 inch nails - hurt
Under Pressure - David Bowie and Freddie Mercury
>>685944642
Tool-parabola
Hey guys could you photoshop the eiffel tower under my finger?
Thanks
Hey /b/, tonigh I'm going to commit suicide.
63 choose how I'm gonna kill myself.
Don't.
>>685951299
forget to stream it
Slowly. By living.
Drown your face in a pizza by dipping your face into the pizza.
>>685951389
Shut up cunt. The guy's probably going through a lot, as all us losers are, and you're sitting here telling him to kill himself and stream it. Be considerate for once, maybe try to help somebody in need of support. What if it were you in his shoes with people telling you to kill yourself? Just think about it.
Faces of /b/ thread
>post and rate
Post your delicious tits sugarbun.
Mmm yeah, come to daddy.
>>685949918
I want to date you
>>685949918
>attention whoring this hard
>>685949918
OP that's not you though
youre thread is a lie
>>685949918
is that really you? timestamp? you're pretty
Hey /b/ fucked up. So about a month and a half ago I fucked my girlfriend. Pulled out. Shit was cash. Well she didnt get her period this month. Naturally we freaked out. Got some pregnancy tests and took the first one. Not pregnant. Week later took the next one. Still not pregnant. She still hasn't had her period. How worried should I be? I feel like it's just something funky with her lady parts. Pic related. Her. Will dump more if requested.
>>685941903
Could be stress and ya dump them bro
Def pregnant with a nigger baby. They don't register on pregnancy tests since they are looking for human fetus DNA.
And yes, of course we would like you to dump. I hate this meme of asking or saying >continue?
>Why's that's
>Why is that is
need pic of her vag to see what is going on, please keep ur dick out of the picture
Was this her first time OP?
I remember a few times me and my first girlfriend had sex in the earlier stages of our relationship she would freak out afterwards, because I didn't use condoms. You should be fine, periods can be delayed for ages by sex or stress, or a combination of both. It'll come soon. Since its this late I can't really recommend you getting a plan B so you'll just have to sit tight and pray you don't need to pay for an abortion.
