How gay have you gayed, /b/?
>Be 16
>Be Skinny goth boy with smeary makeup
>Mildly homophobic but still joke with friends about things like rage fucking each other and sucking off and things like that
>Best friend's name is Jordan
>Skinny, gothy, long blonde hair, freckles
>One night we're invited to a friend Rocky horror night
>Arrive at the party, everyone is dressed up
>They demand we dress up too
>Girl I like is there so I guess I'll play along
>Jordan and I dress up in lingerie and makeup and all that shit
>Find myself spacing out staring at his ass
>He notices and makes a joke, I joke back and call him a faggot.
>Wake out to party, everything is going well
>People start drinking with friends after movie is over
>I'm not drinking because too young and scared
>People decide to play 7 minutes in Heaven
>"maybe I'll get to go with my crush"
>Guy next to me spins, lands on some other guy, people giggle
>They go in closet and made loud fake sex noises as a joke
>laugh a bit, whatever.
>few more turns go by, then its my turn
>It lands on Jordan
>Whatever, we'll just make fake sex noises too no big deal
>We get in the closet, people giggling outside and the game continues
>Chuckle a bit and go to say something to Jordan
>Immediately interrupted by him forcing me against the wall and kissing me
>Start to panic a bit and am just sort of shocked
>His hands are on my waist and his tongue is in my mouth
>Go to push him away, when he runs his hand over my crotch
>"Looks like someone's enjoying themselves"
>Boner is spilling out of underwear
>Wut.jpg
>He keeps kissing me and start to stroke me
>Feels so fucking good
>Fuck it
>Start groping him as well and kissing back
>He's moaning in my ear and I'm fucking diamonds
>"Aaaaaaand times up!"
>Shit shit shit
>>696668921
that's pretty gay. I'm sure you will burn in hell.
>>696668921
That's kinda hot, cont?
>>696668921
>Both laugh and hide erections best we can
>Sit down casually and no one says anything about us, just keep playing the game
>Decide to tell people we're gonna head out, say bye and shit
>Get in his car, drive to secluded spot in woods
>The second he parks he jumps me and start undoing my pants
>All sorts of mixed feelings but I'm too turned on to care right now
>He starts kissing me through my boxers
>I slide them off impatiently
>Grip his hair and pull a bit, he bites his lip and gives me this fucking sexy ass wanting look
>Lead his mouth to my cock
>Takes it all in his mouth immediately and start sucking me better than I've ever had
>It's only been like three minutes and I already feel like I'm gonna explode in his mouth
>He starts to stroke my cock, looks up at me and just says "please" with these fucking puppy dog eyes
>Lose it and cum harder than ever all over his face
>He start wiping it off and licking it up
>bfseibgsiebgsiuebsi
>Moaning still from orgasm, trying to catch breath
>He kisses the head of my cock and says "Faggot hehe"
>Smirk, then tell him to get in the back seat
>He complies, strips down first then lays on his back
>Lay on him and makeout, grinding my cock against his, whispering in his ear the whole time
>"You like that don't you, you filthy little whore" etc
>His moaning keeps getting louder and louder
>so fucking cute and sexy and idk why
>He digs his nails into my back and just moans this cute little pathetic moan like he's trying to be quiet about his orgasm
>Cums hard all over his stomach and my cock
>Half joking tell him to clean it up
>Sucks my cock till I cum again, this time he just swallows it all and called me "master" (an ex of mine and I were into that and I had told him about it)
>Hnnnnnnnnng
>Spend a few hours talking and cuddling naked in the back of his car
>Don't know how to feel still
>Fuck it I guess I'm bi
>hook up with him like every weekend for years when we sleep over
You just exposed yourself to Emma Watson. Roll for her reaction
>>696692698
'Hey, Emma. Like my cock?"
>>696692698
I hope she likes my 4-inch baby dick
Roll
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Captain Janeway is a dumb bitch.
>be Janeway
>go out on three week mission
>somehow fuck up so badly end up in the Delta Quadrant, on the other side of the galaxy
>violate the temporal and prime directive over 9k times per episode
>murders one of her own crewman
>encounters borg
>collaborates with borg
>kidnaps a borg
>forces borg to seperate from the collective
>when she gets home instead of being tried for her war crimes she gets promoted to Admiral cause daddy is one too
inb4 prime directive doesn't matter because Delta Quadrant
Also
TNG>DS9>VOY>TOS>ENT
prove me wrong.
>pro tip inc
>you can't
i never thought of it that way....
"we can't violate the prime directive"
"its probably not even that important anyway, fuck it"
>>696669237
>>kidnaps a borg
I would have kidnapped that borg too. She could assimilate as much of my semen as she liked.
Enterprise is actually a great show. More realistic. Archer gets beat the fuck up/tortured in half the episodes and kicks ass.
kik sloots for my brian
Emmalemmaboop
Post your Kik to avoid WK
Bump
Padna2 wins please
Waifu claiming thread.
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>>696687909
Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per anon
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
Kyouko claimed.
Stella's mine
>if trips everyone replies with a lewd to this post
CELEBS
Still lurking for atleast a screencap of arianna
Trips for nudes
Also pics you shouldn't share thread
Rolling
Hail Satan
Trippletts
rolling
Who's more fucked. The UK with Brexit or the united States with it's presidential options?
US definitely
>>696689139
Britain will probably rejoin Europe in a decade or so.
America is fucked if we let a racist dipshit like Trump get elected.
>>696689139
The rest of the world.
>>696689139
why would uk be fucked because of brexit you fucking sheep?
s/fur
cutest pic ever
Drawthread: Is it even worth to make one at this point edition?
>>696678759
Not really. You'd be better off making/joining one in /trash/.
Mornin' thread. Taking requests and stuff.
idk... i guess?
here i'll post a wip to keep this alive
you say morning threads, but it's afternoon over here
>Your age
>What you do for a living (job or any other way you make money)
>How many hours you work each week
>Your wage
Me:
>28
>Merchandising
>30-50 hours a week depending on the time of year
>12 dollars an hour
I'm fucking miserable and trying to get ideas for other jobs or ways to make money and I'm sure there are others in the same situation so lets help each other out.
I'll also post naked chicks since that's clearly what /b/ cares about most
Dubs dont fap for a month
go
Roll
>>696691883
fuck you i fap everyday
These are singles.
123
Pics you said you would never distribute
>>696687204
haha
fucked up boobies
>>696687204
She is obviously making milk, show milking pics!
>>696687473
this bread needs milk
Kik Mustbejulian for pics of my gf
Waifu claiming thread.
Previous:
>>696670251
Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per anon
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
Kyouko claimed.
Darkness is best girl
>claiming yume
Claim.
Rule 34 thread
First.
>>696681048
>Makes R34 thread
>Doesn't actually contribute to his own thread
fucking newfag
New fb fap thread
Great now lets use cass for our cocks and cum
Give me one good reason why you're not dating an ebony goddess
Because the harm pit
Can't find one :(
>every time I do the hood comes for me
Celeb Fap 3
Ariana red webm?
>>696678952
You mean "Try to guess who it is but end up googling it 3"
Lurking for some of the new leaks
YLYL that will never 404
GO MOTHERFUCKERS
Waifu claiming thread.
Previous: >>696654158
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No RP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Naps are a GOOD idea
>Insult others with vigor
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>Refrain from being lewd
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gMjwuQUaUX4
>tfw all these megumin claimers and no Darkness claimers
>>696670330
For Slipknot, this is very different
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tJl8zo__6jM
>>696670251
good morning,
I only slept for 3 hours
