Archived threads in /b/ - Random - 1203 page
The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
NUDE GAME, improved edition
Rules are simple:
1. Post a clothed picture of your girlfriend/wife and choose a number between 0 and 9.
2. If someone replies with that number (last digit), you post any picture they request.
3. If someone replied with dubs you post another non nude
4. Best to make your request in your reply and not later as to avoid confusion.
5. If you post a pic of your girl for rolls but don't put a number, ALL ROLLS on her will count as valid.
6. reply only to pictures with numbers, dont reroll on your roll expecting OP to see
Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>712513457
ff with face
3
>>712513457
tits and face
7
>>712513457
Roll
ITT: We post our cocks (or pussy) and anon gives them appropriate nicknames.
>this is not a rate thread you /b/tards.
>>712510445
MAGA
Bump for interest
>>712510979
Jungle Fever
>>712511091
Curious why that nickname?
Legal/Moral question.
Backstory: I drove past an abortion clinic the other day, there was one fat virgin dude with an abortion=murder sign. I drive a convertible, and I had a hotdog. I considered launching the hotdog at the guy, but traffic was moving and I wanted to finish my hotdog.
Question: Would that be assault? I mean he was harassing people legally, a hotdog to the face cant really hurt you, so am I within my legal rights to launch hotdogs next time I drive by there? My sis had an abortion, can I claim I was "triggered" "felt threatened"
Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
You'd be committing assault.
>>712505292
Abortion is murder you cunt, kill yourself faggot.
>>712505372
but I'd also be committing charity, as I was giving something. If I yelled "EAT THIS" at the guy as I was throwing it, wouldnt I get to argue that I was simply sharing food?
>>712505476
found the fat virgin with the sign. You lucky bro, you almost got hotdogged.
>>712505476
suicide is like aborting myself, which according to you is murder, which you are suggesting which makes you an accomplice to murder, which is just as bad as being a murderer so basically you are a cold blooded killer, not me.
Rule 34
>>712508917
Mmmmm, multi-cock futa. This is how I know there is no God: if there were a perfect, truly benevolent and all-powerful God, this world would be a paradise where we were all multi-cocked futanari spending our days fucking each other and covering each other in massive loads.
>>712509101
I feel the same way anon
>>712509101
Thats quite the rant for some fictional porn. Fine, have something cock-less
>>712509101
The reason why I know there's no god, is because of people like you exists.
So let us revel in our own personal debauchery
What's your fetish b/?
chicks wearing pantyhose
http://mysexydivas.forumcommunity.net/
...
>>712508231
>annabelle lee
She was so fucking hot when she was younger, before all the stupid hairy fetish porn.
Anyway, my fetish is incest roleplay and face-slapping/choking.
cutters
Hey fags. I'm horny and want to get off. If you guys are good for anything it's your porn collections.
inb4 dicks cause they're gross. I'm a lesbian.
I'm going to post 5 of my fav from my porn collection, I like real looking girls.
If you guys post good stuff, I'll show my tits.
Show tits
>>712515826
So what should we do? Roll dubs or something?
>>>/gif
if i roll dubs, show tits
>>712515826
You don't get to make the rules, cunt.
Show tits, or gtfo.
How does weed affect you? how often do you smoke?
>>712501222
smoked every day from age 16 to age 26 or so. always made me super manic and talkative/ranty and creative (dumb stoner creative though, not genuinely creating anything of value).
Stopped because it started giving me crippling anxiety meltdowns out of fucking nowhere. Ruined it. Became an alcoholic instead, and I am almost certainly going to die a lot sooner because of this transition.
>>712501718
Are you me? Geeez
>>712501222
ive been taking at lease 10 dabs religously every day for 2 years straight now. and i feel like my vocabulary is shrinking i cant think of simple words anymore. but fuck it im a pothead
UK stonerfag reporting in, when im high i just feel a connection with everything. Stoned as fuck right now.
>>712501222
It makes me a lazy fucker with huge impact on my overall life. Not even close to the damage alcohol has done it though.
Why chubby girls are best?
>>712500469
They really are
>>712500469
at eating ?
>>712500469
>Why chubby girls are best?
You can carve hunks and gobbets of fat from them and feed your dog.
Sometimes they can hold it down.
>>712500469
put my face between those sweet thighs
>>712500649
That's one good side of having chubby girlfriend. You can eat anything together.
no asian thread? lets change that part2
>>712501128
>>712467956
milfs go!
>>712501604
>>712501604
Holy shit! those nipples are fucking rockets!
>>712501672
where is her op? there gotta be moar of her.
i think i recall it was a viet american milf up for anything you could wish for.
