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NEW
JERSEY
THREAD
>>700890977
Bumping hoping someone has Nichole from 609/732
>>700891225
there might just be more than one Nichole in 2 different area codes combined
>>700891624
Well maybe the right one will end up getting posted...
>>700891812
damn who dat
Loli voice acting thread
I'll voice any and everything you want
Just watch the stream here
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N-Q 4QA4FqLQ
bumperino
>>700895245
Hello OP
What kind of mic are you using?
VIRTUAL REALITY MACHINE
>>700895245
Bump
>>700895245
Say "top kek"
You are trapped in a room with a female for 1 whole year. Every single day, every morning, afternoon and night, you have to have sex with her for the entire year.
The last 2 numbers of your post reveal her age. Dubs gets a male the same age as the poster below yours and trips gets a tranny. No rerolls. Goodluck.
rorring
Mmkay
>>700904392
ROFL
>>700904176
Well
Roll
I'm a Muslim ask me anything.
Remember we don't need to pray all day everyday to be muslims the same way you don't need to go to church 24/7 to be Christian.
Let's have a good discussion and avoid buzzword filled questions.
I'll answer to trolls within reason.
Part 2
No
>>700879470
Ok lets sort this out once and for all. Was Muhammad a pedo or not?
No
>>700879669
>he married a 9 year old girl
>>700879470
Why are you part of a religion that clearly wants you dead for being a massive faggot?
it's feels thread time
Hey, what's your story
>>700874983
Feel like dying
Watch this vid
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QU3gSBtCyRw
Did you fall in love with her? Yes you fucking did
>be me
>pretty decent looking man
>see girl at uni
>she freaks the fuck out
>you're fucking hot
>friends get jelly, she's a lithuanian gymnast who has the looks and personality of the girl in the vid
>see her around a few times,...
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yfw after leaving high school
>>700876840
You're all going to die someday!
Including me! : D
Have a good one!
average girls
>>700892253
periodontist in training here. Girl on left has some very healthy gum tissue.
Bump cuz I love fapping to average girls.
I fucking love average looking girls and I have no fucking idea why
Hunger Games Sim Thread #3
Rip and Tear edition
Post 24 nigs
Winner goes to the hall of fame
Tributes with 5 or more kills go to Valhalla
Whyyyy
Kid Kazugeta
Megumin
Glacie for Valhalla
Ed with a fucking gun
Waifu claiming thread: Smug Crew Thread
Previously on /waifu/:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're
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still here
Claimed
Any circle jerks I can join?
Bunch of lazy bastards, really.
Claimed
H/fur any takers?
I love herm cock
>>700892964
How're you doing?
>>700893073
Pretty good! Gw2 has been down for like, the whole day but I still managed to stay busy
rolli
>>700884838
roll
>>700884838
roll
Ro!!
ATHEISTS.... PLEASE EXPLAIN HOW THE UNIVERSE WAS CREATED WITH NO GOD????? YOU CAN'T BTW
It just like happened bra.
fuck off christian cuck
How could God exist to create the universe?
Stalemate.
>>700889313
David Bowie made the Universe with Moonage Daydream.
>>700889796
Because God always existed.
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>>700884837
what does that even mean
destroyed
>>700884901
I shit taste in memes
rather have shit meme taste than shit music taste
>>700884959
you are shit
General "What you would do" Thread
Rules are simple
>females only
>Rate one to post one
>answer what you would do to female
>>700878109
>>700878109
I'd do pic related, with you holding her still and forcing her head down on my cock until she choked and puked. I'd cum down her throat and clean off my cock with her hair.
Girl for you to answer in next post
>>700878762
Wwyd to this girl
>>700879180
I would take that necklace around her and choke her with it, while she turns purple I would ram her in her tight asshole, while she screams in agony
>>700879622
wwyd
Here's the deal;
>Quads and I'll drink some of the broth
This is a week's worth of cum and two days worth of poop with some piss in there.
>>700897999
>trips
Damn son. Almost had it yourself
>>700897999
Well, you gotta give us something for that.
op better deliver
roll
roll
YLYL
>>700890357
Fuck off mervin
Cock tribute
My dick is not the best but post your request, i'll do it as soon as possible
>>700890252
Here
>>700890539
Why is it that no one on /pol/ dares to discuss the discovery that Trumps wife used to be a hooker?
>>700881900
Personally I think that there is no other choice more empowering than melania. It shows women all around the world no matter how bad it gets you can still be succesful.
>>700882224
????????????????????????????????
>>700881900
because it looks bad. The clintons met in law school and built themselves up. Trump had money from daddy and was able to find the hottest gold digger he can get.
>>700881900
citation pls
When did she stop being a whore?
Fluffy abuse thread
General /b/ fight thread.
Can you hold your own in a fight?
>what's your age, height and weight?
>what martial art or any sport do you practice?
>have you ever whiteknighted (ie fought to defend a cumdumpster or some other weakling?)
>what was the most painful technique/method ever used against you in a fight?
I never leave my basement so I don't fight.
>/b/
>fight
>Implying bragging about it on the internet isn't the most autistic thing you can do
Heres whats gonna happen
10 or 12 people are gonna post several different things, an argument will break out, people will call each other out on bullshit, people will still posts stats, then it'll devolve into a shitstorm of dick slapping arguments over whos the most autistic faggot posting bullshit stories on the internet and stale ass pasta.
Congrats OP,...
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>>700873459
Ive never been in a fight that started with anger if that's what OP means, but:
>25 ; 185cm (6'1") ; 90kg (198)
>Hapkido ~5 years
>Never whiteknighted
>One of the guys Ive sparred with got me in a joint lock that fractured my wrist and I couldn't tap out. Shit was pretty painful.
>>700873459
18/193cm/idk averageish
I used to do Thai Boxing a few years ago, and some Judo when I was a kid.
Never had to.
Not to sound like an arrogant faggot, but nobody's been able to land anything on me yet. Almost all of my fights were "one punch down" sorta things, nothing extended.
>>700873722
/thread
first post best post
69 chooses my wallpaper for a year
Kek
I am the the 69
expanded to fit
Roll
don't be a pussy
