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Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
HOLY SHIT, IT'S LIKE YOU GUYS GO OUT OF YOUR FUCKING WAY TO MAKE UP THESE BULLSHIT UNITS
NOT EVEN PRESSURE AND POWER USE THE SAME UNITS, I'M AMAZED YOU GUYS DIDN'T COME UP WITH BULLSHIT UNITS FOR ELECTRICITY, THANK GOD FOR BENJAMIN FRANKLIN I GUESS
>>701522793
and yet we are the only ones to the moon.
Fuck yo logic
Huh, what a weird coincidence that the one country that breaks the shackles of globalization is the largest fucking powerhouse in the world
>>701522793
Celsius is medically useless.
>>701522793
You realize the UK also uses imperial units?
>>701523423
correlation does not imply causation
There are people who are unironically pro-choice.
Try to prove that abortion is not murderer.
>protip: you can't
>>701524716
>Try to prove that abortion is not murderer.>
God wants your baby
>>701524716
There are people who troll on 4chan.
Try to prove that OP is not a faggot.
>protip: you can't
There are people who unironically think that sperm and zygotes are the same as grown humans.
>>701524716
I'm not pro-choice.
I'm anti-life.
>>701524716
>>701524878
Pokebox 11.
Post you're girlfriend's ass
> you're girlfriend's ass
I'm not
>>701526286
are you trying to impersonate the girl in OP's pic?
rate!
deutschlandfaden!
Fragen?
>>701522696
>>701522696
>>701522948
R34
/r/ feet related
>>701523993
>>701524031
Oh. I just say it to let people know that I'm about to run out of pictures of something. And then someone got strangely pissed at me for using it. So I made it my name.
Anyway. CLANG CLANG CLANG
>>701524341
>>701524205
I'm not sure that robots have feet.
Waifu claiming thread.
Previous: >>701513206
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>This is not /b/, this is /mai/
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>PLS don't
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GSdYPkgCvtE
Claiming Felix
>>701524802
i want to suck his cute trap dick
Yuuko claimed.
>>701524550
a reptile would lie and say it has a waifu to try to get me to trust it
nice one, reptile
(・ω・)
not fooling me
I guess I'm a dick.
ITT: Post pics of girls you know, and other anons say how they would fuck them. Reply for repliea.
Stick my dick right between her bikini gap n have her take it pushing her tits into the wall doggy till I was dead to cum on her face wwyd?
>>701514240
Fuck her in the ass violently and then cum all over her tatoo
>>701514240
Tittyfuck her in her car then cum on her stupid slutty tattoo.
>>701514529
tit fuck her and then cum on her glasses
>>701514489
She's adorable. Take her to a decent hotel room and tenderly make love to her while kissing her. Then cuddle and fall asleep in each other's arms.
NOSTALGIA FAP THREAD
>>701519750
source?
CRINGE THREAD
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zdJ gFTxtQFE
>>701511150
HARD MODE: POST SOMETHING HARDER THAN THIS VID
>>701511150
More like "I'm jelly so I shitpost" edition
>>701512123
nigger thats not their house, thats fucking l#shit tier sony vegas work
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4cmQ90gdPrw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_0kkbdNW978
good luck
fb fap thread
>>701522156
more
Roll with me, cunts.
Roll.
please not american
Roll
rollin
roll
s/fur
Brave enough to roll /b/?
what about trips
Roll
Singles pls
Roll roll roll your boat
>>701517721
Singles please!
new sissy trap femboy thread
> yes its gay
bondage and chastity welcum
>melbourne femboys when?
>>701520139
there have to be some sluts there. its huge
Emo/goth porn thread.
bonus points for colorful hair.
So 1 piercing and coloured hair = goth these days?
>>701508697
sadly best pic i could find that looked legal.
What on the holy fuck is going on here?
>>701508876
you're 14
>>701508697
No tats is the new edgy goth.
I've never actually seen any good arguements for why Trump should become president. All I've ever seen is just either "If you don't vote for Trump you're a cuck" or "He will make America great again". Can someone please provide some good arguments?
He will make America great again stop being a cuck and vote for him
>>701509346
/thread
He's the anti-intellectual candidate.
By coincidence, Hillary is also the anti-intellectual candidate.
Vote Gray Johnson.
Hey /b/
Well I fucked up and miscalculated all my bills this month and am about $50 short. I'm rlly worried about how I'm gonna pay my rent and shit and it's due in like 2 days and I'm super desperate to somehow make that money.
So as a last resort I'm willing to sell skype shows and pics and videos and shit. I'm a pretty open person and can do pretty much whatever you request as long as its nothing extreme.
My skype is confusedunderwater and so is my kik is you wanna hit me up on there
I can only accept payments
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>>701517787
Damn you might be poor but your body rich as fuuuuuuuu. Good luck, OP.
>>701518015
hehe thanks, really hoping I find someone down to legit buy a show.
Also, I'll post a couple more pics too.
Here's one with my dildo (which I could use during the show!)
OP where are you from?
>>701517787
Do you not have any family or friends? Or is being a whore the first thing that comes to mind when you need money?
>>701518237
>wormyn
What do you think?
Why are pizza delivery drivers such entitled assholes?
>Be me, last night
>Feeling hungry
>Order some pizza and sides
>Total comes to $98.71
>Hand driver a 100, ask for a dollar back
>He goes: "Look I know money's tight right now, but guys like me depend on tips to get by."
>Call up the store and talk to his manager
>He
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>>701513118
>Spends nearly a hundo on shit
>Doesn't tip
You're an idiot.
>>701513118
nice pasta
>>701513118
Ops a nontipping faggot
>>701513118
I mean, I guess this is bait, but I'll bite.
>You're too fat to go get food yourself.
>You're too poor/jewish to pay more than a 2% tip.
>You should probably just die.
>>701513118
Pics you shouldn't share. Continue from:
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