h/fur (scales/feathers/fins/etc.)
Checking in
Lurking for as long as I'm still awake
>>672155457
I love this picture and pictures like it!
Claim your zombie apocalypse survival partner.
>Can only be a celebrity
Keanu Reeves claimed
bailey jay
>>672158467
Danny Devito.
>>672158467
This hoe
YLYL Maybe?
Racism is dead
>>672151642
racism is a retarded view
>>672151642
racism is a dumb and retarded outlookk on life
>>672151642
Nigger
Racism was important so survive but these days its just stupid
Really? No Porn Webm thread?
PORN WEBM THREAD
>>672143114
>riley reid
>remy lacroix
>dillion harper
nice
>>672143153
might as well start off the Sauce party
SAUCE PLS.
Relatives you want to fuck.
Pic related : my cousin
More of cousin
mum
>>672142913
Who took the pic and where did you find it?
More of my cousin
Can you impress Rooney?
sweet
sure i can
Rollorino
>>672148269
rowling
ITT
> Fat bitches who got hot
Ugliest girl you know that you'd fuck unconditionally
>>672128168
moar pics of it
she is not so ugly, fyi
>>672128537
Kind of a three way tie for me, so I'll post all three.
First up...
Remarkably fat ass, it's fucking great
But she was always sort of antisocial
Stereotype of the quiet girl next door
You save you lose.
Fight thread
>>672147233
bumperino
You are trapped in a room with a female for 1 whole year. Every single day, every morning, afternoon and night, you have to have sex with her for the entire year.
The last 2 numbers of your post reveal her age. 00 gets a male the same age as the poster below yours. No rerolls. Goodluck.
> rolling for pic related - perfect 12 year old babe
ay holes a goal
sheeeeeeeit
hm
rolllllll
>>672150345
MOARRRR of this goofy-ass girl
ITT: Worst dates
>be me 20
>shes 18
>schedule to meet girl at bowling alley
>turns into a double date with her friend
>they are an hour late
>other couple invites more people
>around 8 or so turn up
>they all know it's her first date with me
>all 16-18 year olds
>all are stoned as fuck
>purchase lane for an hour
>im the only one with money to pay
>after 2 frames they get bored
>all ditch me so they can go to the arcade
>stuck with other couple and myself
>cant hold a conversation
>go out for a smoke
>date comes with me
>3 of her friends follow
>constantly talking about people they know
>im practically invisible
>i smoke 2 to their 1
>ask me if i smoke weed
>say yes
>ask if ive done harder drugs
>tell truth
>tell them ive done everthing before
>ask me if i can get them molly
>tell them i can't
>i totally could have
>go back inside they are still in the arcade
>go back outside for another smoke
>what else am i gonna do?
>different group is out smoking
>introduce myself
>they introduce themselves
>all of them have raver nicknames
>"Songbird"
>and shit
>they ask me what music i like
>"i enjoy almost everything. from black power funk to industrial"
>they only listen to edm
>tell date im leaving
>go home drink a heinken and eat toast
>>672128302
I would post my shit prom story but it's long.
>>672129900
Dubs post story.
>>672130144
winrar
>be me
>17
>senior year
>glad to get out of this shithole
>ask qt3.14 out day before last day of school
>she actually said yes
>meet up that night at a local steakhouse
>buy her food
>things are going great
>she farts
>wut.png
>she farts again
>shes laughing
>im trying to keep my composure
>srsly this solid 8/10 chick is farting at my table
>shes getting loud with her laughing and farting
>odd looks from everyone else in the table
>we leave
>walk through the park downtown
>talking about what we're gonna do with our lives and shit
>tells me she always liked me as a friend
>friendzoned.webm
>couple of hours pass since our meal
>8pm
>we're smoking weed in the park
>tell her i always wanted to fuck her
>she has a blank look
>describe the ways i would fuck her
>shes like "oh really? thats hot"
>start kissing
>SHE FUCKING FARTS
>boner is gone
>shes laughing
>fuck this im out
>go home, smoke more weed, go to sleep
>next day, last day of high school
>in the halls saying goodbye to each other blahblah
>she comes up
>says she had a nice time and hopes we can do it again sometime
>lelok.gif
>asks if im free saturday after graduation ceremony
>sure
>never showed up to her house saturday
>been 6 years now, havent seen or spoke to her
>checked her facebook
>shes married, has 3 kids
>im not married, no kids
>sad
the gayest side of the mississippi
in for birds
>>672143909
just remember that SS is for strength not size.
cardio on weekends.
>>672144020
chances do increase though.
Penis?
>>672144124
A shit personality can put it back down.
Looking for god-tier autism stories, I'll do mine first.
>be me
>12 years old, just starting high school
>school does swimming carnival
>despite taking swimming lessons as a kid I swim like a limbless amputee
>happy to just chat to random fuck wits all day
>the school has these four teams who all compete to win
>you get 5 points for winning, 1 for just finishing
>house captain on my back for two fucking hours
>"If you compete just once ill stop asking you"
>decide to just signup for whatever is next
>its backstroke
>fuck I'm shit at backstroke
>FF to the comp
>standing on side of pool hoping to not fuck up
>at least 200 people watching
>jump in, swim with eyes closed cause i'm actually that cancerous at backstroke
>smash head into something
>think I just won
>throw hands up in celebration and open my eyes
>literally not even halfway and everyone else is already finishing
>some random lifeguard appears and starts encouraging me
>"you can do it, just keep going"
>"mate, its not happening"
>get out of pool right there
>everyone's looking at me
>fuck off to cry in the bathrooms cause im that much of a pussy
>mfw everyone brought it up for the next 4 years
>mfw no amount of bleach can help me forget
>mfw i didn't even get the point cause i never finished
Will wire excessively large amounts of money to whoever thinks they can top that.
>>672137847
OK I'll play
>be me 6 y/o beta fag
>thought hey why would I take my duck out at the toilet when I could take it out now
>pull down trousers take 2 inch dick out
>girls laugh don't know what they're laughing at
>teacher sees me expels me
>kids at new school find out about it call me small dick tim until 6th grade
>I now wanna kill myself
>be me
>be on 4chan
you guys dont have ultra bad stories c'mon.
Everyone has those in their lifes. dont make a big deal out of it... I would even go as far as to say you can joke about it to the people that know. If you own the situations they wont use it to make fun of you.
For me its a bit similar but my stories are just about stupid mistakes, my friends used to always fuck with me using them against me and stuff... now I just moke jokes about my own fuckups. Honestly man life isn't so bad if you take things lightly... thats the only important thing. TAKETHINGS LIGHTLY
>>672139203
YOU FUCKING NORMAL FAGS GET THE FUCK OF MY BOARD REEEEEEEEE3EEEÊ
QUADS MUST KILL THEMSELVES
ARE YOU BRAVE ENOUGH TO ROLL??
>>672150489
Rolling again
ill roll fag
dare i
>>672150524
again.OP = fag
Whoever you land on you spend a full night with. No limits and she is willing to do anything.
Easy mode: 1 reroll
Hard Mode: No rerolls
Spoopy mode: No rerolls, you find a pic of whoever you land on and fap to it.
>>672152721
Roll
>>672152721
Rollin'
>>672152721
Rolling for five hard mode on.
>>672152721
2 pls
Pics you shouldn't share part 2256645688
Do you want to know more?
>>672142393
This her?
>>672142839
i'd put it in her ass
ITT: Post celeb titties.
