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What are you drinking tonight, /b/?
Captain Morgan's master race checking in
My faggit ass old roommate drank nothing but the Captains White Rum. Fuck him and fuck you anon I hope your him
>>674681407
Good for you, champ.
Now, to post something actually relevant.
Pic related.
4 loko scrubrace reporting in
Absinthe on an empty stomach
Already a bit lit on a couple of things tonight fellow anons. Part 1/2, local cider.
Well, about 350 million years agoI told you faggots and Faggorrettes that I was in line to inherit 200 million dollars from my Uncle who use to fuck me with a baseball bat when I was a kid. After a good lengthy amount of legal, signing papers and waiting for shit. It's official. I am the richest Mother Fucker on /b/. A lot of you were begging for shit from the last time, but I may make someone's day right now. First person to roll Quints gets $50,000.00
>>674679336
+1 for switching it up a bit.
RROLLLING
"bag-of-money.jpg"
nice try OP
>here we go again
>spiderman please take down this shitty bread
>>674679336
I've seen this thread since 2007, and it was already old by then
She said Yes!!! : )
>>674680362
>>674680615
samefag
Fiance
>>674680362
"Yes" ??
As in, yes she wants to eat more raw bacon slathered in crisco? I mean honestly... If you are that fat, you are just too pathetic for words and need to remove yourself from the gene pool. For the good of humanity.
>>674680362
congrats
Hunger Games thread! Starring an OP who knows how to take a fucking screenshot. First 24 get in.
Knight of The Holy Order
>>674680590
Jap with a Sword
Claire!
Team WWE
Kill Claire
pics they asked you to delete
(but you didn't)
>>674680667
Meatloaf!
Hey faggots, how do you keep yourself from an hero when you have no gf?
>>674677221
how bout'cha whack that 5 inch stick in your pants
>>674677221
I show off my body on the internet and revel in the compliments.
>>674677221
I dress as a girl and fap, at least I can simulate female presence like this.
sometimes I pull on some stockings and panties and pretend to be a girl. When I get tired of the show I reveal the D and have my kek. Trick is to single out the straights.
>>674677221
collect a shit ton of embarassing stuff like buttplugs, analbeads, etc.
you wont kill yourself cause youll worry about people judging you after you die
works for me anyway...
"You Love, You Lose" thread
sky edition
please does anyone have those 2 files that leaked five hours ago of Terry Richardson sticking his dick in the ass of Trump's daughter?
i saw them but forgot to save them :(
ASK SATAN ANYTHING
(please for your own sake be nice with satan when you ask questions)
1. ok
2. yes
3. see 5
4. ask something else
5. im not answering this
6. probably
7. never
8. oh my god
9. lol ok
0. not answering sorry
does she love me
should i buy the new graphic card
Is OP truely a faggot
>>674680200
Я блядь помею успех в этом бизнесе?
Im satan not you
Draw Thread
Delivering Abomination
How many of you guys would nut inside of that mouth?
Cute pics of hairfu?
>>674681152
No assaultron butt?
>>674681242
I know I would
I need $1500 for medical expenses. insurance won't cover. no family to turn to. no credit card.
wut do?
will give cookie to most feasible response
Rob the cash booth at a grocery store or some similar place. Typical money from that would be $500 so just do it 3 or 4 times at places a little ways away from each other.
Sell xanax bars
>Insurance won't cover my medical expenses!!!
>Posts picture of John Q
Come on, OP. The answer is right in front of your face.
One way ticket to Vegas
>>674674887
loan shark
Why can't I: a Tall, Funny, Smart, Straight, White man in college get any grills?
I have so many legitimate talents,
and am probably in the 6-8/10 range,
and yet I have never had a girlfriend...
what am i doing wrong?
>>674677136
Picture would help, we're all friends here...
>>674677136
older photo
>>674677648
shit
>>674677648
Is the first pic you?
>>674677648
There's the problem, you can't even take a picture of yourself right. You're clearly stupid.
What makes black men so appealing for white women?
makes daddy angry
>>674676371
I don't think that's it
>>674676371
This, unbridled masculinity, their narrative as the underdog/outlaw in American history, the forbidden fruit
>>674676281
Sometimes I see posts like this and I want to answer with something racist for the lulz even though I'm not actually racist.
But that would be easy. Then I realize that's what separates me from the rest of you animals. Being an asshat is easy and you fucks love low-hanging fruit.
>>674677292
well, you're being pretty high and mighty right now, and one might say that is your attempt to justify yourself as superior, which is a very animalistic (and natural) thing to do.
kik slut thread. post em
Jackywurstbrot
Bump
Kitareddyy
Indian babe into black cocks
>>674678033
Pretty sure that's a guy
>>674678442
send black dick pic, got "what"
Holy fuck, /b/ has turned into a pool of nothing but vaginas and shafts. They should just rename this fucking board /prn/ and move it to the adult section. I know they always say: "/b/ hasn't changed", well /b/ finally changed to nothing but one massive jerk-fest.
But it hasn't changed though. You newfags can keep acting like you know what /b/ is and you will be wrong. There have always been those three or four good threads a day but nothing else. It's funny because most of you guys belong on reddit, you don't want gore, cp, loli, traps, or porn of any kind. And now people are saying they don't ylyl and cringe threads. Trust me you won't find any of that on reddit. So nothing is stopping you. Fucking leave. We aren't bending to your needs.
>>674678006
A valiant effort to seem like an oldfag. Too bad you utterly misunderstood my point, at least back in the day, you earnt your fap material.
>>674678337
No you fucking didn't. Like I said you need to leave if you don't like it.
>>674678502
See that proves my point more, if you actually were an oldfag, you'd remember having to work for the fap. Not like now where all of it is spoon fed to you.
>>674678849
Don't act like it wasn't anywhere when you wanted it. But I for one didn't go on /b/ looking for it. But still leave.
First three words that come to mind
>>674679770
is that Sneaky from c9?
thats gay nigga
>>674679770
kill
yourself
faggot
>>674679770
Want to bang
fuck dat ass
Ohio wins
>>674675233
who you got op?
/k_zJNe
440 vola link
>>674676344
>>674675233
check'd dubs
need lucy canepa or katie rosiu
330 nordonia here
>>674676376
>/k_zJNe
216/440 here..
Boyfriend for my wife?
I need help is a mfm relationship ok or am I am idiot?
You're getting cucked and you know it
>>674678475
No he actually is in jail...
They haven't even kissed
She wants him to join the relationship when he gets out.
>>674678770
You're going to be cucked and you know it
>>674678770
Guarantee you she's cheated before, your wife's a slut who just wants you to be okay with her getting fucked by other men
>>674677802
It's ok AND you're an idiot
now post moar
You love, you lose CONT.
Old threads:
#1 >>674669522 https://archive.is/8rsvU
#2a >>674668846 https://archive.is/mg1gb
#2b >>674669522 https://archive.is/IFEiV
#3 >>674677583 https://archive.is/O2kHC
Hayley Atwell
Louisiana thread, houma here
>>674678668
wtf is your picture about?
I was born in Houma
Twin peaks slut
>>674678927
What do you live under a rock or something?
That's the coveted gigantic turd coin award.
>>674678668
shieeeet I know a guy works in the cancer center in houma. he was actually on that stupid billboard a few years back
Ok /b/, what's your go-to method of choice to get to sleep fast?
>>674677237
Lie on the couch and watch a slightly interesting show but nothing i would try to stay awake to see
Fap
Try to stay awake as long as possible
This should take you out in about 30 minutes
Jerk off real good
I always sleep like a baby after a hard fap
