Tribute time
Sick if seein porn everywhere. YLYL thread
>>768860676
>I was only 19 years old.
>I loved Žižek so much, I had all the books and films.
>I pray to Žižek every night, thanking him for the knowledge he's given me. “Žižek is love” I say, “Žižek is life."
>My dad is Jordan Peterson. He hears me and calls me a cultural marxist. I knew he was just jealous of my devotion to Žižek.
>I called him a pseudo-intellectual.
>He hits me and sends me to sleep.
>I'm crying now and my face hurts.
>I lay in bed, really cold. I feel something warm...
>It's Žižek! I was so happy.
>He whispers in my ear an obscene joke.
>As I laugh he grabs me with his slavic hands, and puts me on his lap. I'm ready.
>I am all ears for Žižek.
>He penetrates my mind and expands my view on the current predicament.
>It hurts so much, but I do it for Žižek. I can feel my neoliberal illusions shattering and my eyes starting to water as i am picturing future authoritarian regimes in the west.
>I want to revitalize the left.
>He sniffs a mighty sniff as he fills my young mind with his wisdom.
>My dad walks in.
>Žižek looks him straight in the eye and says,
>"We are approaching a catastrophe."
>Žižek crushes him in a debate and leaves through my window.
>Žižek is love. Žižek is life.
Which are you?
fuck, marry, rape
>>768860783
RMF
>>768860783
RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
>>768860783
Yes
>>768860783
mrf
Drawthread: Scenic view edition
Requesting the Image in the below side, but with Teo, Peter and Flo (from the cartoon called Atchoo!)
Teo LA Galaxy Fan https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/LA_Galaxy
Peter San Jose Earthquakes Fan https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/San_Jose_Earthquakes
Flo Los Angeles FC Fan https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Los_Angeles_FC
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h-yisxXFxgw
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Major_League_Soccer
Requesting a doodle of this fluffy noodle.
requesting a human and raptor doing something gay together
Requesting Star Butterfly with no panties pulling up her own skirt and showing her naked butt.
Tried anal with my girlfriend for first time last night, she freaked out as soon as I tried to push the head of my dick in.
ITT anal stories
>>768855765
Not enough lube, you didn't go slow enough and didn't warm up her ass enough for it.
Straight up If You wanna Fuck a girls add go buy some butt plugs and get her to wear them first so she is warmed up. While you're at it buy one for yourself and aggressively shove it in there. You'll see how it feels and will take it slower for her next time
Dated an 18 year old when I was 25. Fucked her in the ass every time we fucked. Usually would end with her tearing up in pain and me depositing into her asshole.
>>768855765
Just do this:
Start with one finger, then two. Open them up like sisorrs a few times. Move to three fingers, then four. In no time at all her ass will accept many things. Real talk here anon. I've fingered many ass holes.
>>768855765
I heard about a guy fucking his girlfriend and when he pulled out there was a bit of sweetcorn on his dick lmao
Evens fap, odds do something productive, dubs quit 4chan forever.
>>768860873
Poлл
>>768860873
PLEASE
>>768860873
quir
Meh I’ll roll
Do bisexual males exist?
Are men who claim to be bisexual actually merely gay men who haven't come to terms with their homosexuality yet?
bi now, gay later
>>768859425
This is a very intelligent question and well thought out.
Though I believe some men do this, but for me, I actually do like both equally.
>>768859631
No you don't. You like one more than the other and you're lying to yourself.
Post acctual funny doggos.
>>768860270
I think that dog's being threatened desu
>>768860270
That dog has ass worms
S/fur degenerates welcome
>>768858136
Bump
Pictureswap.co Pics
fuck... I wanted nudes :c
Bump
Thanks, TRUMP.
>>768860153
pay it back
alt
cannabis plantations
>>768860153
>limes
>gonna feed my fam with limes
>fuck whity
>>768860153
First of all they get a hell of lot more than $29/week. Also they aren't buying high end organic veggies. Also, as if Gwyneth Paltrow does her own grocery shopping.
OP is from Finland.
Ask me anything.
bump
>>768856464
poista paska lankasi
>>768856464
What do you make of Lordi?
>>768856464
Why is your country shit?
U mad white bois?
http://theync.com/whiteboy-accuses-black-man-of-looking-a-his-girl-then-kisses-the-ground.htm
>>768855159
cracker beat down
>>768855159
Not white
>>768855159
what a fag
>>768855159
Fake and gay
Like Op
Celebrities
first.
Michelle W.
>>768862143
More of Aubrey
Florence
Things only UK fags will get
>>768860744
>>768860913
Not a UK fag.
Still get it
>>768860913
This is trippy as fuck.
YES MINISTER.
UK sluts 2
>>768858078
Nice
Liverpool slut
quads decides what i do with this. will deliver.
>>768862425
kill yourself with it.
>>768862532
smoke it.
>>768862569
rolling for smok
>>768862425
Can you tell us what even is that?
I want the best BJ thread /b/ has ever seen.
>>768855919
congrats you're already posting shit
Facials welcome?
ITT: Amerifats, say something nice about Eurofags.
Eurofags, say something nice about Amerifats.
americans aren't all morbidly obese, some of them are just overweight
>>768855558
Some americans even know the difference between Austria and Australia.
>>768855558
eurotards aren't all stupid, just dumber than the rest
Eurofags are a whole ocean away.
Will wh*Tes ever apologize for the still occurring racism in America?
>>768855606
im sorry you're a nigger.
>>768855606
Hi Mr shekelstein what an original thread
>Have to censor the word whites
This is what I imagine the left leaning future looks like.
>>768855606
No, why should i?
