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I FUCKING HATE NIGGERS
it's okay honkey stay mad that white women prefer to be bred by the well hung brothas
>>674245853
Ok.
Just reported this shitty fucking thread which is kind of funny, since i am a janitor. that's right ass hole. i don't need to report shit, but i thought i would in this case just so you know how bad you fucked up. As a janitor, a user of elevated privilege, i actually have a special report interface that patches me directly to moot. so he will be here soon to ban your ass. that's right, moot and i are good friends so he regularly bans the fuckheads that i run across on 4chan. he also gave me access to the mysql database on the server so i can see every post you've...
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>>674246020
ANY WHITE WOMAN WHO FUCKS A NIGGER SHOULD BURNED ALIVE
Ok.
Weird shit you have on your drive
>>674245330
topkek
>>674245330
lol
moar
>>674245330
Jesus fucking christ...
>>674245330
Why is muhammed having sex with aisah weird?
She is one of his wives
What is the story behing this picture?
why is it on the home page?
why is that cat so long?
>>674244113
>longcat is here since circa 2007
longcat is long
>>674244612
I know, i remember those threads. I started coming back here a few months ago and noticed that picture in the home page, whats the deal with it?
I think it's just a funny thing to add because the cat is long like wow look how long that cat is!
>>674244789
almost as funny as this banana, right?
Ladies and gentlemen, I present you a new meme: Kalinak. The guy is a politician and this is his face when he was accused of meeting with members of mafia. This is the original gif, The meme got popular in Slovakia in a matter of days. I will drop some translated examples for you as well.
When your GF tells you she's pregnant but you haven't slept with her for a year.
When you're watching porn and you hear the door unlocking.
When you find 20 missed calls from mom/gf.
When your parents borrow your notebook and you forgot to delete the history.
When you're on a plane and you realise you forgot Kevin.
big asses/bbw thread
![[007740].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/PhOrtj5.jpg "[007740].jpg")
the chubb thread 404'd out of nowhere ;_;
Hey /b/ just wanted to get something off my chest. I feel shitty, I fucked this guys gf without knowing she had a bf. I think she cheated on him already and that makes it all better? I dunno if I should tell the dude.
>pic related its the chick
>>674243479
be a bro, tell the dude she's a slut.
Tell him you had no idea and you're sorry.
>>674243479
I'd just tell him.
If he finds out from someone else, he probably will be out looking for you and 10 kinds of pissed off.
>>674243479
Tell the dude. I would want someone to tell me.
OP here. even if its a nigger?
Tell him, sit back and enjoy the show.
Rate my cousin.
>>674242727
Her surgeon is an asshole.
>>674242727
From snooki to 10, 2...
>>674243166
No plastic surgery. Managed to sneak this one on the beach
>>674242727
i rate her as probably having been fucked by atleast 10,000 km of cock already.
Is there a secret to make tons of cash quick?
Like magic spell or something?
Mal Malloy
>>674237894
rosebud or motherlode if you want more
Just grow and sell your own skunk weed to edgy teens, they don't know the difference
Use ass magic
>>674237894
Step 1 don't have a fat ass slob gf
> 2016
> not owning or investing in a luxurious German-made writing instrument.
You now have precisely 10 seconds to justify why you don't own a Montblanc writing instrument
>>674218961
Really?
This is your only argument today?
My pen is better than your pen?
Fucking college students I swear.
Sage.
I don't need one?
>>674218961
I invest in watches, where are your, bitch?
>>674219442
poorfag detected
Enjoy your shitty 2c plastic pens made by niggers in a third world shithole
21 years old and voting for the first time because I want trump to win.
If you're not voting for him, you're either Black, a spic, or some dumb cunt who just wants Hillary to win because she has a vag. Prove me wrong
>>674237964
I want trump to win. So does my dad and my friends.
>>674237964
>>674237964
Or Bernie if you're a liberal faggot that wants to ruin the country so your feelings stop being hurt
>>674237964
what change does your vote make? they are all on the same team.
>>674240298
Or a redditor
Let's play a game bros.
We'll begin once at least 5 Houses are claimed.
MUPDATE: Turn 0
Open Houses: Arryn, Baratheon, Greyjoy, Lannister, Martell, Stark, Targaryen, Tully and Tyrell
>>674234239
Guess I'll bump for a bit
>>674234928
Bump
MlG in ps4 m8
>>674235893
Uh ... okay. Thanks for the bump Anon
>>674234239
Claiming Lannister
>sig inc
Amateurs.
>>674243966
>>674243691
>>674244428
any more of this?
Alright, I'm thinking about having an "unfortunate accident" inside of a big corporate store (Best Buy, Costco, Target, etc.) and then taking them to court for money. Anyone have any experience with this or ideas? Will post OC in return.
Here is some OC to get the ball rolling.
>>674236226
Enjoy jail.
>>674236891
Go big or go home. Here's some tits for your trouble.
u gon get it now
>>674236226
Just a warning from experience, my brother was involved in a legitimate car accident with a truck that was the truckers fault he lost his leg and sued the company took three years for the case to get settled, so don't think it will be quick cash.
>Booty/Thicc thread
>Post best booty or Thicc chicks
>Go
OP Here.
>All formats allowed
>.mpeg .jpg .png .gif
Ok, waiting on you to post some more
>>674240849
>>674240495
I want to worship that in person... My tongue needs to be on her asshole.
Rol
123
k
Rule 34 thread
Hi. I'm from Russia, moscow. I'm pretty drunk of vodka, yeah. And I can tell you anything you want to know about Russia.
Putin is the real deal
>>674232569
is russia developed country ?
>>674232569
Hey there Russian buddy, I'm drinking 4loko. It's like some watermelon flavored vodka stuff.
What kind of vodka are you drinking?
Help me build my red head folder
>Inb4mods
Yes, she's 18
>>674245188
Please?
For good cause, i will
Found this bag while walking my dog... does /b/ know what the hell this is?!
I resembles no drug I have ever seen bevor and tasted bitter when licking...
I definitely won't snort some of it or eat bigger amounts bevor someone can tell me what this is for certain...
>>674236445
Speed. Pink is usually poor quality.
Snort tiny ammount, wait 20mins, snort more, wait 20mins, repeat until you feel like you just drank 20cups of coffee.
Then do the stuff you like with incredible energy.
Bad idea to eat it, since its bioavailability is really shit. You could probably eat the whole bag and still not feed anything, where as snorting a half would probably be enough.
>>674236445
Some low quality something. Probably made in some junkies house nearby. You could try smoking a little amount if you want but I would probably trash it.
>>674236445
Snort it and livestream results OP
>>674236803
I'm gonna say this anon knows his shit... either this or bathsalts
Just remember that nobody throws away good drugs anon.
Story thread.
>teen
>go to p.e classes without appropiate clothes so i have to walk to some bridge and take pictures
>we are now a group of 4
>we already start messing around with someone who we will call kevin
>kevin is already pretty pissed when we get to the bridge, but we stand together while the other two take pictures
>the photographer who we will call david is laughing his ass
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Kay
>>674240487
shit story.
>>674240487
really shit story
That was pretty terrible
Are you fucking 14?
